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What would Zappa say?....... http://www.dweezilzappaworld.com/thepoodlebites

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"If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mother, your Dad, your priest, to some guy on television, to any of the people telling you how to do your shit, then you DESERVE it."

Good one!

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Everytime we picked a booger we'd flip it on this one winduh. Every night we'd contribute, 2, 3, 4 boogers. We had to use a putty knife, man, to get them damn things off the winduh. There was some goober ones that weren't even hard...

And the good fairy said: "And so he shall." And they all lived happily ever after...

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The more I learn, the less I know.

Why don't you like me?

You know, you could'a wished for something a little better than THAT!

But it was rather effective! (Unlike my wishes - I wished for his Beatles Catalogue; the cheque has still to arrive. In fact, the way my wishes go wrong, I'm expecting to find his kids, fully veiled, stuffed in my post box tomorrow)

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The more I learn, the less I know.

Somebody must've heard ME, with that Billy Mays guy!

I heard that MJ actually died of food poisoning. Poor guy ate a 12 year old hot dog!

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Everytime we picked a booger we'd flip it on this one winduh. Every night we'd contribute, 2, 3, 4 boogers. We had to use a putty knife, man, to get them damn things off the winduh. There was some goober ones that weren't even hard...

Be carefull what you wish for TPB

what really makes me wonder is why?,
why with all the mofos in the world (Madoff, binLaden,OPEC .. )
would you choose to devote so much energy into a person , who has done way more good than harm

are you a victim of unspeakable deeds or heresay?

ohh , heey .. look at me! Speculating ...

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I've always been sarcastic and will continue to be so. If anyone takes this serious..That's your problem! If you let your life become a freak show..You can't expect that everyone that takes a look is going to like what they see....Who really Care's. I liked what a friend told me the other day, He said...I don't give a fuck..He never sent me a Christmas card!

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What would Zappa say?....... http://www.dweezilzappaworld.com/thepoodlebites

That's funny I also heard he died of food poisioning..But from sucking on twelve Yr old nuts. Damn Media can never get the story right!

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What would Zappa say?....... http://www.dweezilzappaworld.com/thepoodlebites

Other stories have surfaced that it was a car accident... he rearended a school bus full of kids...

The best part was, a few days after he died, I read an issue of Rolling Stone (With the jizz-tastic JoBros on the cover), and it was like "Will Michael Jackson revitalize his career?"

I was like... Nope!

I saw that too... and lol'd

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"If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mother, your Dad, your priest, to some guy on television, to any of the people telling you how to do your shit, then you DESERVE it."

Dying was a great career move.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

thats what i thought when i heard he kicked it!

i couldn't stand that guy. he really needed to learn how to use his indoor voice.

haha