Zappa.com

Fuck this chick! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAlCS4vn9mE AAHHOOOOOO!

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What would Zappa say?....... http://www.dweezilzappaworld.com/thepoodlebites

Is that like a giant pussy chasm she comes out of at the beginning of the video???

I didn't notice...I was to busy drooling...I tried to look at what you were talking about...started drooling again...sorry!

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What would Zappa say?....... http://www.dweezilzappaworld.com/thepoodlebites

I quite honestly despise Shakira, especially the music she makes.
Her ''singing'' reminds me of sheeps in a meadow and her belly-dancing stopped being sexy right after her first video...

Despite that, i guess she's good looking, if you happened to be into the well-groomed petite poodle-look

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Alan Thicke: ''Now Frank, for those of us who have seen you as some kind of guru over the years, that's a kind of nihilistic assesment of music. Where's the hope ?''
Frank Zappa: ''Well, there isn't any...''

I hate Shakira's music, but I could spend a month on her TAINT.

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"I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow..."

I actually remember where I was when I first saw that video. Historic! She is one hot superfreak! Yeoah!!

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I don't find Shakira's personality exciting whatsoever.
I am not saying she is not a good looking gal but there
is just something about her attitude I do not like at all.

In all sincerity I just don't obsess on any form of video sexuality,
especially a pop star but if one really needs to find a visual sex kitten Porn Valley
surely has anything you need where I hear Luscious Lopez has won some awards
that seem worthy of her efforts.
Butt For A Song - Luscious Lopez and Rodney
Follow The Bouncing But
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ts3c4yrT30

Anyhow Bebel Gilberto is more my style.
There is a simple beauty in how she not only carries her sexuality
in her singing and but also her persona.


Bebel Gilberto "Winter"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkryAY9NC34

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Trendmonger's Moment Of Clarity

FZ "Read It And Weep"
April 17,1981

Frank Zappa left the ZFT in Control of his Vaults and Artistic rights.
We the fans are not in control. We have a choice to use our eyes and ears or read it and weep.

Remember the Topic is a wish... If only I could..(fill in the blank) I never said I liked her music... Keep this going by filling in your own (blank) doesn't have to be about Shakira...Any wish will do!

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What would Zappa say?....... http://www.dweezilzappaworld.com/thepoodlebites

If only I could
teach the world to sing....... that was Coca Cola, we still have wars
If only I could
believe in world peace......... It's a wonderful thought ....
If only I could
expect global synchronized hula hoop solidarity...... a bit more realistic than any of the above
and but also that leads to something else......

August day song for forming global synchronized hula hoop solidarity
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF_nJNEfaps

If only I could....
every time she sees the hoop

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Trendmonger's Moment Of Clarity

FZ "Read It And Weep"
April 17,1981

Frank Zappa left the ZFT in Control of his Vaults and Artistic rights.
We the fans are not in control. We have a choice to use our eyes and ears or read it and weep.

If only I could:

stop the voices in his head...

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If only I could.......of would of

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BANNED and FAT

Play on the PGA + (Kick Tiger's Ass!) + I would have a Zappa head cover! (By the way anyone know how to make me one?)

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What would Zappa say?....... http://www.dweezilzappaworld.com/thepoodlebites

If only I could, quit my job and hunt birds with my golden every day.

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Confusion will be my epitaph

...listen to the ZPZ YCFOSA show I was at a year ago.

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BANNED and FAT

....have been at the Mothers of Invention Albert Hall concert in September '67

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"drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in"

...compete with Warren's cucumber, I'd build myself a cucumber castle

....have been on the beach in Jan '68 at Cannes to have seen Beefcake and The Magic Band

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"drums are too noisy, 'n you've got no corners to hide in"

...have been with the Revenant guys in order to convince them not to release it in shitty QuickTime

...become filthy rich. Like, today.

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BANNED and FAT

...have worn earplugs for the last 20 years while cranking my Marshall to levels far beyond the capacity of my little eardrums that now constantly whine at me like hungry little birds and don't shut up till they're full.

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Music > Everything
CLETUS must now, regretfully, dispose of the ones who refuse to alter their unmusical ways.
http://www.vulturesawait.com

Life is...never having to say "if I only could"...

...have know if that woman at the festival was actually attracted to me. Maybe she just had a fake eye

...get a date next weekend. Wanna eat some clams?

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That's a great pick-up line for next time! "Is that a fake eye or are you happy to see me?"

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

Sounds like the setup for new a joke...
A cubist and a cyclops go into a bar together....

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