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PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:09 am 
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Fuck this chick! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAlCS4vn9mE AAHHOOOOOO!

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:49 am 
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Fuck this chick! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAlCS4vn9mE AAHHOOOOOO!



Is that like a giant pussy chasm she comes out of at the beginning of the video??? :shock:


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:22 pm 
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I didn't notice...I was to busy drooling...I tried to look at what you were talking about...started drooling again...sorry!

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:44 am 
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I quite honestly despise Shakira, especially the music she makes.
Her ''singing'' reminds me of sheeps in a meadow and her belly-dancing stopped being sexy right after her first video...

Despite that, i guess she's good looking, if you happened to be into the well-groomed petite poodle-look ;-)

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:48 pm 
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I hate Shakira's music, but I could spend a month on her TAINT.

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I actually remember where I was when I first saw that video. Historic! She is one hot superfreak! Yeoah!!

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 4:17 pm 
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I don't find Shakira's personality exciting whatsoever.
I am not saying she is not a good looking gal but there
is just something about her attitude I do not like at all.

In all sincerity I just don't obsess on any form of video sexuality,
especially a pop star but if one really needs to find a visual sex kitten Porn Valley
surely has anything you need where I hear Luscious Lopez has won some awards
that seem worthy of her efforts.
Butt For A Song - Luscious Lopez and Rodney
Follow The Bouncing But
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ts3c4yrT30

Anyhow Bebel Gilberto is more my style.
There is a simple beauty in how she not only carries her sexuality
in her singing and but also her persona.

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Bebel Gilberto "Winter"
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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:03 pm 
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Remember the Topic is a wish... If only I could..(fill in the blank) I never said I liked her music... :wink: Keep this going by filling in your own (blank) doesn't have to be about Shakira...Any wish will do!

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:43 pm 
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If only I could :arrow:
teach the world to sing....... that was Coca Cola, we still have wars
If only I could :arrow:
believe in world peace......... It's a wonderful thought ....
If only I could :arrow:
expect global synchronized hula hoop solidarity...... a bit more realistic than any of the above
and but also that leads to something else......

August day song for forming global synchronized hula hoop solidarity
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If only I could.... :arrow:
every time she sees the hoop

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 8:36 pm 
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If only I could:

stop the voices in his head...

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If only I could.......of would of

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Play on the PGA + (Kick Tiger's Ass!) + I would have a Zappa head cover! (By the way anyone know how to make me one?)

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 9:42 am 
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If only I could, quit my job and hunt birds with my golden every day.

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...listen to the ZPZ YCFOSA show I was at a year ago.

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....have been at the Mothers of Invention Albert Hall concert in September '67

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...compete with Warren's cucumber, I'd build myself a cucumber castle 8)

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....have been on the beach in Jan '68 at Cannes to have seen Beefcake and The Magic Band

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...have been with the Revenant guys in order to convince them not to release it in shitty QuickTime :wink:


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...become filthy rich. Like, today.

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...have worn earplugs for the last 20 years while cranking my Marshall to levels far beyond the capacity of my little eardrums that now constantly whine at me like hungry little birds and don't shut up till they're full. :cry:

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Trendmonger wrote:
If only I could :arrow:
teach the world to sing....... that was Coca Cola, we still have wars
If only I could :arrow:
believe in world peace......... It's a wonderful thought ....
If only I could :arrow:
expect global synchronized hula hoop solidarity...... a bit more realistic than any of the above
and but also that leads to something else......

August day song for forming global synchronized hula hoop solidarity
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF_nJNEfaps
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If only I could.... :arrow:
every time she sees the hoop


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Life is...never having to say "if I only could"... :shock:


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...have know if that woman at the festival was actually attracted to me. Maybe she just had a fake eye :|

...get a date next weekend. :wink: Wanna eat some clams?

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Milton Bradley wrote:
...have know if that woman at the festival was actually attracted to me. Maybe she just had a fake eye :|

...get a date next weekend. :wink: Wanna eat some clams?


That's a great pick-up line for next time! "Is that a fake eye or are you happy to see me?"

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Milton Bradley wrote:
...have know if that woman at the festival was actually attracted to me. Maybe she just had a fake eye :|

...get a date next weekend. :wink: Wanna eat some clams?


That's a great pick-up line for next time! "Is that a fake eye or are you happy to see me?"


Sounds like the setup for new a joke...
A cubist and a cyclops go into a bar together....

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