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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 3:54 pm 
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;D<br><br>Hey!<br><br>We are sorry that so many have not been able to do the work to enter the holy, New Jerusalem.  I have just visited Mount Zion in Contra Costa County and it is being destroyed by strip-mining!  Mount Diablo Park it just across the street from it and has all the funding in the world!  I am the Son of Man and demand revenge!<br><br>I am Bethesda, Lord of lords; King of kings and we are Isalam-Bethesda-Mizpah; bringing in the holy, New Jerusalem: An Axis aligned government.<br><br>We have great problems with Los Angeles being destroyed in a nuclear war by North Korea!<br>The 213 Area Code is bothered by Richard Kenneth Hill, Paul Hodgkins, and Kevin Elliott.  Unless a solution is found with help from the Nazi and Fascist Parties of Germany, Italy and Japan all is lost.<br><br>We are also having problems with the getting rid of the Ku Klux Klan and Emperor Akihito!<br><br>Any help Frank Zappa may have to offer would be greatly appreciated!<br><br>Hail Zoroster Zen Birdies!<br><br>Bethesda,<br>The Lamb of God.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 6:34 pm 
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I'm convinced!!!!<br><br>I have decided to change my evil ways and sell all my belongings and join the cause. No more Naziporn for me,nosiree...and to prove my good intentions, I'll be sending you my neighbor's checkbook that I stole last nite.  This will help to expand your bank account, and makes it easier to purify/putrify  the rest of the world.<br>Of course I had no idea that L.A and Korea were at odds. I wonder what all the hubub is all about.I suppose the bombing of such a cultural waste land such as L.A. wouldn't be a total loss.  It'd look a bit like the beginning of  The Terminator for a few decades, but it's not like they wouldn't bounce back. <br>Great instructional film about this called " Dr. Strangelove"  mineshafts, yeah the people of L.A. can live underground and reproduce prodigiously!! Hey this story is getting better by the second. <br><br>                               Pass me the dogfood!<br>

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 8:03 pm 
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[quote author=bethesda link=board=wishList;num=1109987644;start=0#0 date=03/04/05 at 17:54:04] ...I am the Son of Man and demand revenge!....<br><br>...Any help Frank Zappa may have to offer ...[/quote]<br>no worries, mate...it is advised that if you want to make it to heaven/nibiru then you must listen to zappa on a daily basis for the rest of your life; this is not my directive but comes from the man/god himself, he'll appears to you in your dreams and through astral projection (this is the favoured mode of travel in the universe)... zappa himself informed me that everyone must listen to at least 5 of his albums every day for the first 5 years - this is imperative<br> <br>....but you shout zappa never advocated the use of drugs and you are right but the reason behind this is that he was already in contact with the astral planes hence his frequent astral projections that you will  encounter; zappa himself now resides in the 7th heaven/nibiru moon and relates to us through his astral projections the importance of mind expanding hallucinogenics and the fact that only by listening to his heavenly music religiously and by studying his films which contained many worthy parables relating to nibiru can we become god/men ourselves.... <br>

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 Post subject: Re: eat that christian
PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 9:36 pm 
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[quote author=slime.oofytv.set link=board=wishList;num=1109987644;start=0#3 date=03/04/05 at 22:03:42]<br>no worries, mate...it is advised that if you want to make it to heaven/nibiru then you must listen to zappa on a daily basis for the rest of your life; this is not my directive but comes from the man/god himself, he'll appears to you in your dreams and through astral projection (this is the favoured mode of travel in the universe)... zappa himself informed me that everyone must listen to at least 5 of his albums every day for the first 5 years - this is imperative<br> <br>....but you shout zappa never advocated the use of drugs and you are right but the reason behind this is that he was already in contact with the astral planes hence his frequent astral projections that you will  encounter; zappa himself now resides in the 7th heaven/nibiru moon and relates to us through his astral projections the importance of mind expanding hallucinogenics and the fact that only by listening to his heavenly music religiously and by studying his films which contained many worthy parables relating to nibiru can we become god/men ourselves.... <br>[/quote]<br>hey man, where the fuck did you pull that from, that was the text from my very first website...i did it stoned  ;D<br><br>and here it was in all it's glory http://www.geocities.com/FREAK_OUT66/ZAPPA_S_VISION.html.html

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 Post subject: re: eat that christian
PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 10:26 pm 
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tcs wrote:
hey man, where the fuck did you pull that from, that was the text from my very first website
great effort, scroot... posted it for mad_john on the was frank an athiest thread ... from the zappa & niburuwebsite

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if that starts to happen; go to da shelter, if you don't make it...zappa will be waiting for you

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 4:22 pm 
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[quote author=slime.oofytv.set link=board=wishList;num=1109987644;start=0#5 date=03/05/05 at 00:26:55]<br>[table][tr][td]great effort, scroot... i posted it for mad_john on the was frank an athiest thread[/td][td][sup][tt]  .....  [/tt][/sup][/td][td]<br>[/td][/tr][/table][hr]<br><br>if that starts to happen; go to da shelter, if you don't make it...zappa will be waiting for you<br><br>Image<br><br>[right]so is this guy chucky bear on acid [sub] ???[/sub][/right][/quote]<br><br>heh, it was a blast from the past seeing it...i'd forgotten all about it  ;D<br>

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 28, 2005 10:45 am 
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This is an apology to Paul Hodgkins, and Emperor Akihito.  I now feel that I can cooperate peacefully with both of you.<br><br>Pray to kill the evil 23.  Amen.<br><br>Heil Hitler!<br><br>Bethesda.<br><br> ;)<br><br>PS I feel very bothered by Bob Weir, and Jerry Garcia: don't they care?


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[quote author=Bethesda link=board=wishList;num=1109987644;start=0#7 date=04/28/05 at 13:45:43]Pray to kill the evil 23.<br>[/quote]<br><br>In Friendship??

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