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Yuooiu are a fucking genius :roll:


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I smell something... :smoke:


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THere you go Plook, a chance to recalibrate your device.

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I need the time date and what key was it in,NO transposing the shit :mrgreen: :smoke:

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:02 am 
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Recommended reading.

www.amazon.com/Gas-We-Pass-Story-Farts/dp/0916291529


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:18 am 
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The recommended method to reduce the flaulence from beans is to not use the soaking water to cook the beans. If that's not enough, try Beano.

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:33 pm 
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You know, at first I thought this thread really lacked potential but it has become quite informative.


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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:56 am 
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KillUgly wrote:
You know, at first I thought this thread really lacked potential but it has become quite informative.

Glad you caught it :D :) :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:12 pm 
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KillUgly wrote:
You know, at first I thought this thread really lacked potential but it has become quite informative.


Great isn't it?

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 14, 2011 10:54 am 
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Types of Farts & their results

Standard Fart - Firm, smells, and easily heard
Smelless - Firm, can be heard, no smell
SBD - (silent but deadly) No sound but releases a smell that can cause sickness.
Shart - You thought it was just a fart but it contianed enough shit that you need a hazmat crew to clean up.
Frit - A fart that occures during a forceful shit that again requires a call to avoid an eviromental risk.
Spart - A fart that contians enough of a material spray that CSI may show up to check your underwear.


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PostPosted: Sun Aug 14, 2011 12:54 pm 
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What about the fart that sends you over the cliff?


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:30 pm 
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George Carlin - one of my heroes!

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 21, 2011 7:56 pm 
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I eat a high fiber diet, so I fart ALL THE TIME. SBD'S, blappers, duck calls, the works. The people in my family don't much like it. :mrgreen:

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Holy shit...that is WAY too funny! :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 22, 2011 8:49 pm 
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pffffffft

Just farted.

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BLAP!!

Another one..........

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Ahhhhhhhhhh.

Beans. Gotta love 'em.

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