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FANTASTIC original Cal Schenkel painting CHEAP!!!
Your favorite cover hand-painted by Cal Schenkel

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My big fucking overdue property tax bill is your ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!!!
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YOUR PRICE TODAY ONLY: $295.00
Regular price $1000.00--but worth much more!

Actual hand-painted original art for the price of a print!!!


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http://www.ralf.com

details:
http://www.ralf.com/galerie
read the lavish praise:
http://www.ralf.com/galerie/6051_praise.html

NOTE:
The web-page is set up to order "Uncle Meat" but you can order any cover of your choice for only $295. (including the "Ruben & The Jets" $499. half-price special)

write or call for more information:
calvin@RALF.com 215-659-9039


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ACT NOW!!!
& tell your friends


thanks for your support!

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"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible"- Frank Zappa

If you are not interested in Uncle Meat, email Cal and ask him about some of his other art werks.

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"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible"- Frank Zappa

FUCK!!!

that was my chance to get Just Another Band From LA
damnit.
I dont come in this forum nearly enough

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Wanna Buy A Grunt With A Third Party Check

I would have loved to own some of his artwork, but I just aint gots the pennies right now.

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"Listen to that noise! It's like Barry White eating wasps."

Ditto, ditto, and ditto. If I work for a while, maybe.

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Country music + Black music = Rock and Roll

he'd also consider knocking out a fillmore e. cover for 25 bucks

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still a deal for twice the price

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Wanna Buy A Grunt With A Third Party Check

Cal's doing it again folks! Bargain prices for amazing artwerks!

art sale: http://www.ralf.com/galerie

myspace: http://www.myspace.com/calschenkel

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"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible"- Frank Zappa

I'm ordering a drawing. They're only $79 and you can name your subject. I've even offered to pay extra for color.

C'mon guys: Cal Schenkel played an integral role in the creation of FZ as we knew him. ZFT says he was just an employee who executed FZ's ideas, but we all know better.

Think of what his images have meant to you and support a living artist! You were gonna piss that $79 away on beer anyway.

Or...be a jerk and go to work!

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i would like one too.

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I would really like to have at least one of these wonderful paintings. But there are two problems:

1. My wife

2. How could they ship the stuff (R&J or OSFA) safe to Europe ?

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What's the ugliest part of your body ?

Hi Fritz--
I can't do anything about your wife, but I assure you I can guarantee secure shipping to most anywhere in the world (certainly Europe).

--Calvin

Fritz:

I have a wife too. I asked Cal for a color drawing of the sofa from "OSFA" and he agreed. I offered a little more for color vs. line & wash.

Something that is both decorative and meaningful (to you anyway) should be able to get it past your household censor. Shipping an unframed drawing is not a big deal. Hang it in "your" space at home if there are still objections...

I found Cal very responsive and accomodating. Not necessarily what you expect from us artists. He's certainly entitled to our support.

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my wife would have loved to get some of cal's stuff. and so would I, of course. our only problem right now is $$$...

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"bit of nostalgia for the old folks."

Oh Man! I wish I had the money for that Grand Wazoo painting. Could you do one of those for $79.95?

I would soooooo love that one.

BROTHER--

I could do an 8x10" drawing of that. Of course you must realize it would be an interpretation--I wouldn't be able to render the illustration with the detail & exactitude (not to mention archaeological atmosphere) of the original for that price.

Don't forget postage.

--Calvin

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if you knew suzie, like I know suzie, oh, oh, oh what a creamcheese,,,,

Most definitely interested!!!! Check your PM for my info.

SWEET!!!!!!!

I am currently waiting for my two to come to me.
I have Ruben & The Jets as well as Just Another Band From LA coming.
They are going to look so ultra-bitchen on my walls.

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Wanna Buy A Grunt With A Third Party Check

You're next on my list "Billy" They should go out this week.

--Calvin

I knew they were coming soon.
Now I am in hog heaven, Buffalo and two paintings
YES!

Thanks Calvin, as stated above, you are very accommodating.

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Wanna Buy A Grunt With A Third Party Check

Got them.
And they look Great.
I snapped a few crappy phone pics of them. The pictures aren't that good, but hopefully I will find the time to take proper pictures of them:



















I can't wait to get these framed

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Wanna Buy A Grunt With A Third Party Check

Would this be the one Billy?
If yes, love it, love it, love it!!

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"Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible"- Frank Zappa

Yes that is mine.
I think it came out totally bitchen.
I love the Ruben one too, but I must confess that JABFLA is my all time fave album cover, and as you can see, Cal knocked it out of the park with my painting

Guess Cal liked it too, I can't wait to get it framed.
And to think, if you hadn't PM'd me to ask him to honor his original price, I wouldn't even have JABFLA
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Wanna Buy A Grunt With A Third Party Check

It was waiting for me when I got home today Calvin, and it looks fantastic! (I never noticed the cigar ash on the original until today.) Exactly what I had in mind. Many thanks!

I can't wait to get it on the wall and show if off. Maybe I can help send a little more business your way.

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