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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 8:37 am 
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KUIII wrote:
Zappagirl - what does your Zappagirl suit look like? Do you have superpowers? Do you have a trusty sidekick? Are you really from Pennsylvania or is that just where your Earth parents adopted you? Thank you for answering my questions and for keeping the world safe for Zappa music.

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I have a red cape and high, black leather boots with a red ZG on the side. Yes, my superpowers are great but I can't reveal all of my secrets. My only sidekick is my trusty Lady Smith. Pennsylvania is where the evil witch and sweet prince raised me but they never actually told me how I came to be.

You are most welcome, I aim to please.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 9:02 am 
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Can you fly?

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 9:44 am 
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Plook wrote:
Can you fly?

:smoke:


They did give me the same name as a species of bird so.....

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 9:47 am 
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I'm guessing Robin. It seems more likely than Hawk.


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 11:22 am 
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KUIII wrote:
I'm guessing Robin. It seems more likely than Hawk.



Maybe she's Super Chicken...LOL... :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 2:40 pm 
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KUIII wrote:
I'm guessing Robin. It seems more likely than Hawk.


:wink:

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 2:47 pm 
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It's not bad enough I have a "junk drawer" at home full of shit, but I also have one in my desk at the office. My junk drawer contains:

- about 10 different kinds of tea (4 different green, 3 different Rooibos, oolong, ginger, peppermint ginger, orange/ginger/peppermint)
- salt, pepper, Mrs. Dash, onion powder and smoked paprika
- tampons
- toothpaste, toothbrush, floss picks
- an extra pair of contact lenses
- deodorant
- body lotion
- two different colors of eye liner
- 4 different packs of gum + 1 bag of gum
- Trader Joe's Goddess salad dressing
- a Swiss Army knife, other various silverware & chopsticks
- a bottle of Stevia
- honey
- a bag of raw pumpkin seeds
- roasted seaweed snack with wasabi
- oatmeal


That's just fucking ridiculous that I have all that crap in my desk.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:24 pm 
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Approximate age of each item seems for more relevant to the overall possible outbreak of a mega virus at your office... :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 3:35 pm 
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Plook wrote:
Approximate age of each item seems for more relevant to the overall possible outbreak of a mega virus at your office... :mrgreen:


Remember, I'm also a germaphobe so it's all fresh stuff! :shock:

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:11 am 
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FYI Zappagirl. Free Blue Oyster Cult concert at Burton Chace Park in Marina Del Ray, Sat. Aug 2nd, 7-9pm. I sure hope there is no lightning. 8) I'll be there with some friends. With Rock n Roll!

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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2014 8:44 am 
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coevad wrote:
FYI Zappagirl. Free Blue Oyster Cult concert at Burton Chace Park in Marina Del Ray, Sat. Aug 2nd, 7-9pm. I sure hope there is no lightning. 8) I'll be there with some friends. With Rock n Roll!


Yeah, no kidding what a crazy weekend! We were hiking on Saturday and at the top of Mt. Hollywood I looked out over the city and said to my husband how bad we needed some rain in LA.

I will be in Vegas on Saturday for a wedding.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 3:02 am 
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Ok, back on track.

Who here has the biggest biceps?
Who makes the best Apple Brown Betty?
Anyone on any anxiety or depression medication(s)?
Enjoy spending quality time alone in the woods?
Experienced with nunchucks?
What about broken bones? Ever had one or more?
Anyone want to turn over a new leaf?
Favorite liquors?
Last cd that blew your brain off?
Last word/phrase that you screamed at a high volume?


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 3:42 am 
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I had a question, but I'll wait until you finish the current essay you're working on. :wink: :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 8:28 am 
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lapsed maps wrote:
Ok, back on track.

Who here has the biggest biceps?
Who makes the best Apple Brown Betty?
Anyone on any anxiety or depression medication(s)?
Enjoy spending quality time alone in the woods?
Experienced with nunchucks?
What about broken bones? Ever had one or more?
Anyone want to turn over a new leaf?
Favorite liquors?
Last cd that blew your brain off?
Last word/phrase that you screamed at a high volume?


Oh, that's a lot of questions!

Who here has the biggest biceps? Post your bicep pics here and I will be the judge.
Who makes the best Apple Brown Betty? I don't know what that is. I prefer ice cream.
Anyone on any anxiety or depression medication(s)? Anxiety meds on an as needed basis. Mostly when flying.
Enjoy spending quality time alone in the woods? I prefer to be with my husband but yeah, I love the woods.
Experienced with nunchucks? No, just firearms and jump ropes. And let me tell you, my jump rope can cause serious injury. Just look at the ugly scar on the back of my left calf!
What about broken bones? Ever had one or more? I'm afraid to answer because I'm not the least bit religious but I am a bit superstitious (total contradiction, I know).
Anyone want to turn over a new leaf? Not me, I'm happy with where my leaf is.
Favorite liquors? I just acquired a taste for fine, peaty scotch so I haven't been in the mood for anything else. But my other favorite is dry red wine, I prefer Pinot Noir.
Last cd that blew your brain off? G Love & Special Sauce - "Sugar"
Last word/phrase that you screamed at a high volume? Probably fuck, shit or goddamnit.

OK, gotta get some work done now.

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 9:38 am 
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lapsed maps wrote:
Who here has the biggest biceps?

This should objectively assess muscle size, rather than some giant, over-sized bingo wing kind of a thing.
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slime.oofytv.set wrote:
zappagirl wrote:
Both nipples are pierced (you probably know where those are) ...
actually no, i don't ... a few pics would help; close-ups, different angles, maybe a couple of soft-focus shots etc.


I'll show you mine if you show me yours. And I don't want to see man nipples. :wink:


You wouldn't want to see mine then. I had a mastectomy of the left breast a few years ago. A few of the clever geniuses I work with have nicknamed me "uno". I'm certainly not above making fun of myself, but it kind of bothers me because that procedure is very traumatic for a woman. I don't really think it's a topic that should be joked about.

Anyway, on to my question. Is your husband a Zappa fan, and if not does he understand your passion? My ex never got it. She thought some of the songs were funny, but she never really got it. My son gets it though. I think it's the guitar player in him. :mrgreen:


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 3:57 pm 
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zappagirl wrote:
Experienced with nunchucks? No, just firearms and jump ropes. And let me tell you, my jump rope can cause serious injury.



I have a vision of a hold up in a seedy liquor store in LA somewhere (probably the Hollywood area) and some gal with a cape comes out of nowhere in a one piece suit with ZG on it and disposes of the criminals using a twirling jump rope with a pair of revolvers attached to it firing away...

After wards the store owner ask who she is, she replies "Zappa Girl". He ask can I get you anything it’s the least I can do…and she disappears into the night with a bottle of Peaty Scotch and a Pinot Noir… :smoke:


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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:07 pm 
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Can I bounce my testicles up and down on your forehead?

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Philostopher wrote:

You wouldn't want to see mine then. I had a mastectomy of the left breast a few years ago. A few of the clever geniuses I work with have nicknamed me "uno". I'm certainly not above making fun of myself, but it kind of bothers me because that procedure is very traumatic for a woman. I don't really think it's a topic that should be joked about.

Anyway, on to my question. Is your husband a Zappa fan, and if not does he understand your passion? My ex never got it. She thought some of the songs were funny, but she never really got it. My son gets it though. I think it's the guitar player in him. :mrgreen:


He is the reason I love Zappa. :)

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:29 pm 
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Plook wrote:
zappagirl wrote:
Experienced with nunchucks? No, just firearms and jump ropes. And let me tell you, my jump rope can cause serious injury.



I have a vision of a hold up in a seedy liquor store in LA somewhere (probably the Hollywood area) and some gal with a cape comes out of nowhere in a one piece suit with ZG on it and disposes of the criminals using a twirling jump rope with a pair of revolvers attached to it firing away...

After wards the store owner ask who she is, she replies "Zappa Girl". He ask can I get you anything it’s the least I can do…and she disappears into the night with a bottle of Peaty Scotch and a Pinot Noir… :smoke:


I love this. :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2014 5:31 pm 
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jaypfunk wrote:
Can I bounce my testicles up and down on your forehead?


I don't know, can you? How would you do it?

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zappagirl wrote:
Plook wrote:
zappagirl wrote:
Experienced with nunchucks? No, just firearms and jump ropes. And let me tell you, my jump rope can cause serious injury.



I have a vision of a hold up in a seedy liquor store in LA somewhere (probably the Hollywood area) and some gal with a cape comes out of nowhere in a one piece suit with ZG on it and disposes of the criminals using a twirling jump rope with a pair of revolvers attached to it firing away...

After wards the store owner ask who she is, she replies "Zappa Girl". He ask can I get you anything it’s the least I can do…and she disappears into the night with a bottle of Peaty Scotch and a Pinot Noir… :smoke:


I love this. :mrgreen:


That would be Zappa Girl's jump rope of justice


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zappagirl wrote:
Philostopher wrote:

You wouldn't want to see mine then. I had a mastectomy of the left breast a few years ago. A few of the clever geniuses I work with have nicknamed me "uno". I'm certainly not above making fun of myself, but it kind of bothers me because that procedure is very traumatic for a woman. I don't really think it's a topic that should be joked about.

Anyway, on to my question. Is your husband a Zappa fan, and if not does he understand your passion? My ex never got it. She thought some of the songs were funny, but she never really got it. My son gets it though. I think it's the guitar player in him. :mrgreen:


He is the reason I love Zappa. :)


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zappagirl wrote:
jaypfunk wrote:
Can I bounce my testicles up and down on your forehead?


I don't know, can you? How would you do it?



He would start out by going on E-Bay and buying a pair... :mrgreen:


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Plook wrote:
zappagirl wrote:
jaypfunk wrote:
Can I bounce my testicles up and down on your forehead?


I don't know, can you? How would you do it?



He would start out by going on E-Bay and buying a pair... :mrgreen:


:lol:


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