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nealtherealdeal
 Post subject: Are you Guys Retarded?
PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:18 pm 
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Wow, It is perfectly clear that none of you assholes actually know anything about Frank Zappa or his music. He was not into drugs, in fact he was very big on anti-drugs. He actually fired a band member for using drugs. Also he was not like Weird Al at all. He did not do parodys of songs he actually wrote is own music which was very complex. Guitar was one of his best albums. The whole thing about him eating crap was made up and his son's name is Dweezil not weasel. I am pretty sure that none of you guys listen to his music. Wow. Shit. Fuck you all. :x

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sorry about all the posts my computer is fucked up

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nealtherealdeal wrote:
Wow, It is perfectly clear that none of you assholes actually know anything about Frank Zappa or his music. He was not into drugs, in fact he was very big on anti-drugs. He actually fired a band member for using drugs. Also he was not like Weird Al at all. He did not do parodys of songs he actually wrote is own music which was very complex. Guitar was one of his best albums. The whole thing about him eating crap was made up and his son's name is Dweezil not weasel. I am pretty sure that none of you guys listen to his music. Wow. Shit. Fuck you all. :x


Read the thread....hehehe. :lol:

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ohhh sorry guys. I am really sorry, I didn't realize.

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Frank Who and what music?
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nealtherealdeal wrote:
Wow, It is perfectly clear that none of you assholes actually know anything about Frank Zappa or his music. He was not into drugs, in fact he was very big on anti-drugs. He actually fired a band member for using drugs. Also he was not like Weird Al at all. He did not do parodys of songs he actually wrote is own music which was very complex. Guitar was one of his best albums. The whole thing about him eating crap was made up and his son's name is Dweezil not weasel. I am pretty sure that none of you guys listen to his music. Wow. Shit. Fuck you all. :x


You have easily made the best post in this entire thread...and only someone of your caliber could pull it off 4 times!
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ohhh sorry guys. I am really sorry, I didn't realize.


Hahahaha yer silly sausage...!

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Zappa died in 1983. From prostitute cancer, I think it was.

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Zappa died in 1983. From prostitute cancer, I think it was.


Damn, that's the same thing that took Hugh Grant from us.

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I heard he made passionate love to a drowning witch or summin'. . .

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nealtherealdeal wrote:
Wow, It is perfectly clear that none of you assholes actually know anything about Frank Zappa or his music. He was not into drugs, in fact he was very big on anti-drugs. He actually fired a band member for using drugs. Also he was not like Weird Al at all. He did not do parodys of songs he actually wrote is own music which was very complex. Guitar was one of his best albums. The whole thing about him eating crap was made up and his son's name is Dweezil not weasel. I am pretty sure that none of you guys listen to his music. Wow. Shit. Fuck you all. :x

nealtherealdeal wrote:
ohhh sorry guys. I am really sorry, I didn't realize.


don't feel sorry neanderthal,
none in here even like zappa,
they like kiss, hahahahahahahaha

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Didn't he direct bad, monster movies of the B kind?

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He was good, but I prefered his brothers Zeppo, Chico, Gummo and Harpo.

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I heard he was God somewhere.

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He also re-released a DVD at the Roxy. Not much came of it though, much like the first time. Shame!

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He also invented the wah-wah peddle for his friend Jimi Hendrix.
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I hate Zappa´s music, if you could call it that. It´s just uninspired wanking and insincere, pseudo-cynical lyrics. I´ve tried to like it, but it´s just impossible. Zappa was the single most untalented musician ever!
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peerdiem wrote:
I hate Zappa´s music, if you could call it that. It´s just uninspired wanking and insincere, pseudo-cynical lyrics. I´ve tried to like it, but it´s just impossible. Zappa was the single most untalented musician ever!


You are so correct. At least Celine can sing!!!

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I heard he was dead. Drugs I think. He got fucked up and vomited, then ate the vomit. Turns out, there was something he puked up that spoiled, and he died of food poisoning on his own puke. What a fuckin' loser! Man, I saw him on SNL once using a stick - - you know, what classical dudes use - - to direct his band. Jesus fuckin' Christ. What a loser asshole talentless egomaniac piece of fuckin' puke shit.

Can you believe he's got a kid name Dwiezle? Poor kid.

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didnt he have a synth player called Timmy Jupiter ??!1

and a drummer called Chet Nutterman?

My fave omg album of his has to be One Shit Fits All, about his shit eating on stage experiences. He is so RoXXer!!!!1 :twisted:

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what a POzer!
ANybody KNOWS that Frank Zappa never broke out of the COMedy world except by acting like a parasite on the good humors of Dr DeMENto. Plus his feet smelleD ANd his NOse was too big for his FACe.

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He sat on the toilet poster. yeah, his music has cuss words, FUCK DAMN HELL ASS SHIT. GO ZAPPA!

on a more serious note, one of my friends recently cordially informed me that FZ was just mooching off of "weird al" yankovics style.

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He single handedly broke up the legendary Turtles, so that he could hire away their two singers to further his descent into "Comedy" music.
The Bastard.

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Idn't he that devil worshipper?

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He single handedly broke up the legendary Turtles, so that he could hire away their two singers to further his descent into "Comedy" music.
The Bastard.
Rock-related comedy music! After that no one took him seriously. Ugh, comedy music!

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