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PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:43 am 
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I'll give you a hint: it involves a hose clamp, a meat tenderizer, and a box of six-penny nails...

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That's the fastest case of the clap I've ever seen! :wink:

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why is this such a frequently asked question?

can't you ignorants come up with something more original?

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Lumpy Gravy wrote:
why is this such a frequently asked question?

can't you ignorants come up with something more original?


Who ARE the brain police?, lololololololol

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Lumpy Gravy wrote:
why is this such a frequently asked question?

can't you ignorants come up with something more original?


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... rather than just bitching like a schoolgirl.

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MentalTossFlycoon wrote:
The trick is to come up with an original answer...
rather than just bitching like a schoolgirl.


well, now, that's original.

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See ya Lumpy! Me n the Beaves,gotta get home, mom's got roast! Whoops! Is that more orignal? James Joyce? :wink:

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"...Why does it hurt when I pee?"


Ummm...Don't you ever wash that thing?


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