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keith is it true that you live in the UMRK and have not seen daylight since El Nino last raised it's ugly head?

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was HE-MAN really gay?

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[center][font=Zapf Calligraph]People, people, you're supposed to post your questions in the "Questions to the ZFT" thread. All other threads will NOT be answered. Post your questions there. I'll post the url here to save time.<br>Click Here: http://www.zappa.com/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=faq;action=display;num=1042247595[/font]<br><br>[move][font=IceAgeD]Post your questions to the ZFT here[/font][/move][/center]

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Ive heard that if you sneeze while taking a piss you will blow out your asshole. is this true?

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So Isaac is back? :twisted: Now there is no chat!? :? :mrgreen:

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The next Frank Zappa Music/D.V.D. Release will be when ?

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Joel Osteen wrote:
Ive heard that if you sneeze while taking a piss you will blow out your asshole. is this true?


Yes, this is true. I blew out my O-ring and had to replace it for $6.99 at Ass Hardware.

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TheCentralScrutinizer wrote:
was HE-MAN really gay?


I think that his haircut says it all.

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Joel Osteen wrote:
Ive heard that if you sneeze while taking a piss you will blow out your asshole. is this true?


Yes, this is true. I blew out my O-ring and had to replace it for $6.99 at Ass Hardware.



I believe you could of got the thing re-reemed by a drag queen hooker for $20.
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Does the forum have an option to embed video, and if so, is it turned off so speed won't be sacrificed?

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What happened to chat?

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where can I find a chick with a pre-moistened dumper?

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where can I find a chick with a pre-moistened dumper?


I am not sure, but she better have a large nose and knows were it goes...that should be standard equipment!

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Why am I not authorised to read a forum about Ray White and Ike Willis together?

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Why am I not authorised to read a forum about Ray White and Ike Willis together?

:? Why is anything with Ike Willis,Ray White,or any X Mother,gone from here like we don't know whats happening to all the fun in the world? Free Speech is good! If you want to be a mAD MEN here here! But not on Zappa-ZPZ time! I get that,but there are some bands that play FZs music,and the public wants more! Now thats your best ad! Musicians playing FZs Music- is the Best!FZ :mrgreen:

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How did Frank have his meals when he was busy working? Did he come upstairs and get a plate of food or did he ask for one to be brought to him? What kind of food does Gail cook? I hear she is a very good cook.

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Huck_Phlem wrote:
How did Frank have his meals when he was busy working? Did he come upstairs and get a plate of food or did he ask for one to be brought to him? What kind of food does Gail cook? I hear she is a very good cook.

It was like in the original "The Fly". Dinner on a tray, set at the door of the basement room, knock and walk away.

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Huck_Phlem wrote:
How did Frank have his meals when he was busy working? Did he come upstairs and get a plate of food or did he ask for one to be brought to him? What kind of food does Gail cook? I hear she is a very good cook.

It was like in the original "The Fly". Dinner on a tray, set at the door of the basement room, knock and walk away.

The lyrics on T-T.Reb.Band. & Torture never stops & a few others confirm this! That would make anyone's spouse hesitate. If they were worried,or.... is it based on a true story? :shock: Doo-Do-Do-Doo,Dum!
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Why is there air?

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You wouldn't ask if there weren't.

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So we can fart.

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Ronny's Noomies wrote:
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So we can fart.

So is that what an air sculpture is?

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Can we have the chat back, please?

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