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PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 5:38 am 
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does mastubating REALLY make you go blind?  :o

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 11:13 pm 
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Am I allowed to post on this thread if I can't think of a stupid question?


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 3:55 am 
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[quote author=wowie_zowie link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=255#260 date=07/29/03 at 14:24:58]...mind if i smoke?[/quote]<br>Nope. Mind if I fart?


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 9:28 am 
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you think it will explode?

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 11:56 am 
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[quote author=Uncle Bernie link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=255#263 date=09/06/03 at 02:13:55]Am I allowed to post on this thread if I can't think of a stupid question?[/quote]<br><br>Answer:  No!

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 1:47 pm 
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[quote author=sabrina2 link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=255#266 date=09/06/03 at 14:56:49]<br><br>Answer:  No![/quote]<br>I guess you better punish me then, Miss. Do you have the necessary DEVICES?<br><br>(I have assumed the position)


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 5:19 pm 
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[quote author=Uncle Bernie link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=255#267 date=09/06/03 at 16:47:14]<br>I guess you better punish me then, Miss. Do you have the necessary DEVICES?<br><br>(I have assumed the position)[/quote]<br><br>Oh goody!  A punishing!  But you did ask a stupid question. :(  I can't punish you.  You have to punish me, because I didn't ask a stupid question. ;D  Please be gentle. ;)

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 5:52 pm 
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[quote author=sabrina2 link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=255#268 date=09/06/03 at 20:19:20]<br><br>Oh goody!  A punishing!  But you did ask a stupid question. :(  I can't punish you.  You have to punish me, because I didn't ask a stupid question. ;D  Please be gentle. ;)[/quote]<br>No no no. You must punish me. See I haven't asked a single question in this post [s]have I[/s].


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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 6:09 pm 
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[quote author=Uncle Bernie link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=255#269 date=09/06/03 at 20:52:44]<br>No no no. You must punish me. See I haven't asked a single question in this post [s]have I[/s].[/quote]<br><br>But I am much worse than you are!  I deserve to be punished!  I am so bad!  Don't you think?  (oops! [sub]I hope he didn't hear that![/sub]

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[quote author=MentalTossFlycoon link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=270#270 date=09/06/03 at 21:00:26]I have a two parter:<br><br>1. How come the phone always rings when I'm taking a dump?<br><br>2. How come if I get up to answer it, it's always a telemarketer?[/quote]<br><br>Because they're full of shit, and they want you to be too. <br>

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[quote author=sabrina2 link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=270#271 date=09/06/03 at 21:09:24]<br><br>But I am much worse than you are!  I deserve to be punished!  I am so bad!  Don't you think?  (oops! [sub]I hope he didn't hear that![/sub][/quote]<br>Did you hear about the sadist and the masochist who got together for mutual pleasure?<br><br>The masochist said "I have been very, very bad. You must punish me and not stop, even if I tell you to".<br><br>The sadist looks at him and sneers "No".


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[quote author=Uncle Bernie link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=270#273 date=09/06/03 at 21:48:25]<br>Did you hear about the sadist and the masochist who got together for mutual pleasure?<br><br>The masochist said "I have been very, very bad. You must punish me and not stop, even if I tell you to".<br><br>The sadist looks at him and sneers "No".[/quote]<br> ;D LOL!  I think we have reached a logical impasse.  Lets shake hands and try something else. ;)

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 06, 2003 10:42 pm 
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where do broken hearts go? <br>(c`mon, dont laugh, i really wanna know)<br>and because of the annual "folks, be polite!" day i wont post nothing nasty all day long. til midnight.<br>wowie!

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 07, 2003 8:33 am 
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I was just wondering why certain people use zit puss instead of bacon grease for makin grits ???

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how does the guy that drives the snowplough get to his work in the morning?

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is this really happening?

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 13, 2003 5:36 pm 
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is frank zappa dead? just wonderin.... cuz he has like a bajillion cd's, and i don't think anyone has come out with more cd's than him, except maybe some gay rapper.<br>


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2003 8:47 am 
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If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody here, hear Zappa radio?

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 14, 2003 10:36 am 
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hey scratch ass, your bum itch?

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...if Adam and Eve were the 1st people on Earth, did they have navels...?? ...hmmmm...ponder this one..

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If a man can't drink beer when he's living how the hell can he drink it when he's dead ?

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Why are camels so fucking ignorant?

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