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PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2003 6:24 am 
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[quote author=ZF link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=30#31 date=11/15/02 at 07:24:59]Why are airplanes equipped with swimming jackets in stead of parachutes???[/quote]<br><br>If a plane is heading for a crash it would probably be more dangerous to put on a parachute and jump from a descending plane with no experience than it would to stay in it (presuming it's actually gonna crash into the sea).<br><br>Which reminds me - A bird flies and a plane flies. A fish swims but a submarine doesn't. Go figure!

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2003 6:26 am 
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[quote author=stashe N tee link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=285#285 date=09/20/03 at 21:55:17]Why are camels so fucking ignorant?[/quote]<br><br>and why do they hae to drool all over the forum??

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 21, 2003 7:42 am 
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[quote author=City Hall Fred link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=285#287 date=09/21/03 at 09:26:16]<br><br>and why do they hae to drool all over the forum??[/quote]<br>i have a dial up connection at 26.6k.  imagine how i feel when jimmie d posts that malicious out of context shit on my kkup fantasy thread just because he knows my connection can't deal with it.  with that one post, jimmie killed what was a fun thread, insead of your typical "what's your favorite..." threads that permeate the forum...boring!<br><br>why don't you forward your complaint to jimmie d?  in the meantime, i will spend the day removing the annoyance.

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 22, 2003 8:50 am 
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[quote author=Broccoli link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=285#289 date=09/21/03 at 23:48:46]Will there ever be a forummarriage between Jimmie and Drooling; like Jimmie Camel and Drooling d?[/quote]<br><br>Drooling Jimmie sounds good ;D<br><br>drool, I've no complaint to make really, there is room for both of ya in the forum - however jimmie d's posts have a certain style (for me personally) and yours...well, basically DON'T. ;) :-*

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 05, 2003 5:13 pm 
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...Really, if Adam & Eve were the 1st people, did they have belly-buttons...??? and if so, who or what birthed them...????....something to think about....no..???

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[quote author=GASMASK link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=285#293 date=10/14/03 at 12:29:00] ??? ???<br> :o :o :o :o<br><br>When they ship polystyrene abroad what is it packed in?<br><br>And how does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work, when no one else can?[/quote]<br>i've already asked that one about the snowplough driver and got no response....i'm still racking my brains but i decided that either A) he takes the snowplough home, B) he lives at the snowplough depot, C) he has a helicopter, D) he breeds huskies

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[quote author=Broccoli link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=285#292 date=10/06/03 at 00:27:18]<br>It is a vicious circle like....who was first? The chicken or the egg? [/quote]<br><br>Or - what comes first:<br>the minivan or the complete lack of driving skills and common sense?

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[quote author=VapoSlob link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=285#296 date=10/18/03 at 02:27:37]<br><br>Or - what comes first:<br>the minivan or the complete lack of driving skills and common sense?[/quote]<br>"wah wah.."  Thela Hun-Gimgeet<br>

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[quote author=drooling_camel link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=285#297 date=10/18/03 at 02:54:53]<br>"wah wah.."  Thela Hun-Gimgeet<br>[/quote]Why does no one like me?

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why does no one bite me?<br><br>wowie!

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[quote author=wowie_zowie link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=285#299 date=10/18/03 at 08:09:32]why does no one bite me?<br><br>wowie![/quote]<br>assume the position and i'll gladly sink my teeth into you :o

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[quote author=TheCentralScrutinizer link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=300#300 date=10/18/03 at 08:12:33]<br>assume the position and i'll gladly sink my teeth into you :o[/quote]<br><br>dear mr. scrutinizer,<br><br>step a.): study "morals" thread update for positon to <br>               avoid.<br>step b.): any other is alright.<br><br>step c.): be aware my blood is highly contaminated with<br>              psychoactive essence.<br><br>step d.): heyholetsgo.<br><br>regards,<br><br>danny discipline<br>

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[quote author=wowie_zowie link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=300#301 date=10/18/03 at 11:31:39]<br><br>dear mr. scrutinizer,<br><br>step a.): study "morals" thread update for positon to <br>               avoid.<br>step b.): any other is alright.<br><br>step c.): be aware my blood is highly contaminated with<br>              psychoactive essence.<br><br>step d.): heyholetsgo.<br><br>regards,<br><br>danny discipline<br>[/quote]<br>i'd leave more psychoactive ingredients than i'd be exposed too...believe me :o

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[quote author=wowie_zowie link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=285#299 date=10/18/03 at 08:09:32]why does no one bite me?<br><br>wowie![/quote]where are my teeth?...nevermind...<br>

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[quote author=drooling_camel link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=300#303 date=10/18/03 at 13:01:37]<br>where are my teeth?...nevermind...<br>[/quote]<br>is this the reason you drool so???

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[quote author=TheCentralScrutinizer link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=300#304 date=10/18/03 at 13:07:54]<br>is this the reason you drool so???[/quote]i simply drool...<br>

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[quote author=wowie_zowie link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=285#299 date=10/18/03 at 08:09:32]why does no one bite me?<br><br>wowie![/quote]<br>Judging by your pic's posted i would love to eat you up :-*

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so what have we got?<br>two guys, one with psychoactive teeth ready to be hit into an innocent peppermint girl with boiling contaminated blood and a drooling camel chewing five years ahead of his time, right? <br>who might be the lucky winner? <br>who will get the heavyheavymonstercake? <br>what do you guess are the ingredients? <br>why all that fuzz, eh, fuss?<br>i like both of you, fellas....<br>pls come and join the menace. <br>love,<br>wowie!<br>

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nymm-nymm....

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[quote author=wowie_zowie link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=300#307 date=10/18/03 at 13:37:14]so what have we got?<br>two guys, one with psychoactive teeth ready to be hit into an innocent peppermint girl with boiling contaminated blood and a drooling camel chewing five years ahead of his time, right? <br>who might be the lucky winner? <br>who will get the heavyheavymonstercake? <br>what do you guess are the ingredients? <br>why all that fuzz, eh, fuss?<br>i like both of you, fellas....<br>pls come and join the menace. <br>love,<br>wowie!<br>[/quote]<br>Et moi ???

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tell your specific talents and join the quiz. <br>and this is a film. <br>the winner gets a mixtape. this time for sure. <br>you can choose a psychedelic artist. or some. <br>wowie!<br>

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;Dokay, bonzo, youre talented ;D<br>the ultimate challenge will take place at the bbq.<br>the god of hellfire will be there aswell. <br>come all, join all and please: <br>bring no more mustard. <br><br>love,<br>wowie!<br><br><br>

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