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PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2003 9:08 am 
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why zappa is dead?why britney spears is born?

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2004 6:15 pm 
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.. How far is "too far"..as in "..Now you've gone too far"..<br><br>.. Did Adam and Eve have belly-buttons ?<br><br>.. How long is a fortnight anyhow ?<br><br>.. Why are Hess gas stations so clean ? Are they anally retentive??<br>or just obsessively compulsive....<br><br>.. If Jimmy crapped corn,...why the hell should I care ??<br>

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 6:20 pm 
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[quote author=zaigoat link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=300#313 date=01/21/04 at 20:15:44].. How far is "too far"..as in "..Now you've gone too far"..<br><br>..Did Adam and Eve have belly-buttons ?<br><br>.. How long is a [b]fortnight anyhow ?[/b]<br><br>[/quote]<br><br>1. No. They were not born of man.<br>2. Two weeks.<br><br><br><br>What's the longest song ever?<br>

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2004 8:01 pm 
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[quote author=Gonzo link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=315#315 date=01/24/04 at 20:20:39]...What's the longest song ever?[/quote]<br><br>The first notes in the longest and slowest piece of music in history, designed to go on for [font=arial black]639 years[/font], are being played on a German church organ on Wednesday. <br>The three notes, which will last for a year-and-a-half, are just the start of the piece, called As Slow As Possible. <br><br>Composed by late avant-garde composer John Cage, who died in 1992, the performance has already been going for 17 months - although all that has been heard so far is the sound of the organ's bellows being inflated.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2004 7:09 pm 
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[quote author=slime.oofytv.set link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=315#316 date=01/24/04 at 22:01:19]<br><br>The first notes in the longest and slowest piece of music in history, designed to go on for [font=arial black]639 years[/font], are being played on a German church organ on Wednesday. <br>The three notes, which will last for a year-and-a-half, are just the start of the piece, called As Slow As Possible. <br><br>Composed by late avant-garde composer John Cage, who died in 1992, the performance has already been going for 17 months - although all that has been heard so far is the sound of the organ's bellows being inflated.[/quote]<br><br>That's genius! 639 years! Insanity! But brillant.<br><br>Image

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2004 7:10 pm 
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Another question..<br><br>What's the calculated weight of the entire population of the world?

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 31, 2004 3:11 pm 
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[quote author=Gonzo link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=315#318 date=01/25/04 at 21:10:55]Another question..<br><br>What's the calculated weight of the entire population of the world?[/quote]<br><br>... is that sodden...or...bone dry ???

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2004 8:51 am 
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[quote author=zaigoat link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=315#319 date=01/31/04 at 17:11:36]<br><br>... is that sodden...or...bone dry ???[/quote]<br><br>Sure.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 21, 2004 8:17 pm 
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are warren cuccurullo & vinnie colaiuta really catholic ?¿

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 15, 2004 6:29 pm 
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how fast does a pumpkin rot  ???

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 8:21 pm 
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anyone ever notice that if you shuffle the letters in sofa, you get osfa ¿

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What proportion of household dust is actually dead skin cells?


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[quote author=Uncle Bernie link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=315#321 date=12/27/04 at 01:53:41]What proportion of household dust is actually dead skin cells?[/quote]<br><br>i have a friend who is quite flakey<br>go to his house ..<br>th stuffs up round yer ankles!<br>

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What is the song playing on the flash introduction to the FZ website--the one with the butterfly-looking christmas bug flying out of the candle--and what album is it from?<br><br>It sounds awfully like one of the pieces played with Ruth Underwood and Napoleon Murphy Brock in the Roxy Concert...


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[quote author=barnaclese link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=315#323 date=12/31/04 at 12:15:19]What is the song playing on the flash introduction to the FZ website--the one with the butterfly-looking christmas bug flying out of the candle--and what album is it from?<br><br>It sounds awfully like one of the pieces played with Ruth Underwood and Napoleon Murphy Brock in the Roxy Concert...[/quote]<br>it's dog breath, originally released on uncle meat, the flashed version is closer to ycdtosa v2, the actual flashed version is from the drs video: <br><br>[quote author=slime.oofytv.set link=board=rant;num=1104339459;start=0#1 date=dec-29]pretty sure the only zappa-released version of this is off the dub room special video<br>
    kcet, august 1974 <br><br>
  • fz
  • george duke
  • ruth underwood
  • chester thompson
  • tom fowler
  • napoleon brock
<br>[/quote]<br><br>the christmas bug represents moon's firstborn<br><br>

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