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PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2002 7:36 am 
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Well, TRUTH???<br>Frank says: GAS<br>Moire sings: FISH  - definitely! <br>The live version from YCDTOSA 6 does also NOT say GAS.<br>It sounds like "Iee!" or "eehp!"<br>So. Two facts, no wrong, no right!<br><br>Watson also refers to that nazi stuff, gas, fish, white  american campers, camper vans (a VW bus from germany?),... whatsoever. Its funny to speculate.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2002 10:33 am 
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[quote author=Chris_Federico link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=75#86 date=12/13/02 at 09:47:18]<br>LOL...maybe if you were listening to One Size Fits All, and you were balling near the stereo, you could say, "Don't get no jizz upon the record of 'Sofa.'"<br><br>Okay, maybe I just need some coffee before I try to be funny next time.<br><br><br>CF[/quote]<br><br>No Chris, coffee won't help.<br><br><br>HAHHHHHHHHHH! Just kidding, buddy.  ;)<br><br>

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 22, 2002 12:42 pm 
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What should I name my new pet cat?<br>I was thinking Frank The Cat or Suzy. (I don't know if it's man or woo-man yet)

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n    [quote author=poncho link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=90#91 date=12/22/02 at 14:42:16]What should I name my new pet cat?<br>I was thinking Frank The Cat or Suzy. (I don't know if it's man or woo-man yet)[/quote]<br><br>Mammys step faw'd 'n hep de lil' cocksucker out!<br><br>Debra Kadabra<br>Jones Crusher<br>Toni Carboni<br>Redunzel<br>Butzis<br>Kreegha Bondolo<br>Rosetta<br>Ethel<br>Chalk Pie<br>Cucamonga<br>Dwarf Nebula<br>Echidna<br>Johnny Velvet<br>Ann D. Devine<br><br> .........and then you shy people follow............

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PostPosted: Sun Dec 22, 2002 6:51 pm 
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[quote author=Roger_Daltrys_Cape link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=90#92 date=12/22/02 at 16:50:49]n    <br><br>Mammys step faw'd 'n hep de lil' cocksucker out!<br><br>Debra Kadabra<br>Jones Crusher<br>Toni Carboni<br>Redunzel<br>Butzis<br>Kreegha Bondolo<br>Rosetta<br>Ethel<br>Chalk Pie<br>Cucamonga<br>Dwarf Nebula<br>Echidna<br>Johnny Velvet<br>Ann D. Devine<br><br> .........and then you shy people follow............[/quote]<br><br>you say you want some more, well here's some more..<br><br>Charva<br>Varerie<br>Nanook<br>Harry-as-a-Kitten

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 02, 2003 2:23 pm 
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Ok, this is my stupid question:<br><br>How do you destroy nuclear and/or biological warheads/bombs/that are ready to be used without distributing their contents?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 03, 2003 3:02 pm 
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So sorry, Ronald. Please usurp my apology for my dreary question.<br>Try these:<br><br>1. Oh, why can't EVERYDAY be Cinco de Mayo?<br><br>2. REMOVE the abscess?!<br><br>3. When did the microwave decide to stop giving me my commands?<br><br>4. Is it still today?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 03, 2003 3:31 pm 
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[quote author=catpuke link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=90#99 date=01/03/03 at 17:02:46]So sorry, Ronald. Please usurp my apology for my dreary question.<br>Try these:<br><br>1. Oh, why can't EVERYDAY be Cinco de Mayo?<br><br>2. REMOVE the abscess?!<br><br>3. When did the microwave decide to stop giving me my commands?<br><br>4. Is it still today?[/quote]<br><br>1. You mean they aren't? Yeah, now you mention it...<br><br>2. Remove an Rehouse. in a jar perhaps?<br><br>3. Your microwave has given up hope. Treat it to a steam clean, read its instruction booklet to it late at night.<br><br>4. Then refer this question to your microwave.<br><br>I hope this clears things up for you. Tweny bucks please.<br><br>Heres a question. Why is it that love is so cruel?<br><br><br>

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 03, 2003 3:51 pm 
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[quote author=homewrecker link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=90#100 date=01/03/03 at 17:31:31]<br><br><br><br> in a jar perhaps?<br><br><br>[/quote]<br><br>Did somebody call me?<br>

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 03, 2003 3:54 pm 
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Do I have two more questions?<br>And now do I have none?<br>                              -John Cage, 32 Questions

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 5:19 pm 
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Why am I getting White_Persons olfactory hallucinations? And why do I know they're his?<br><br>When you check the 'disable smilies' box, do you picture someone swing a bat at it's knees?<br><br>

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 05, 2003 9:26 pm 
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My lip plate? What lip plate?

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 08, 2003 12:35 pm 
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Are they friendly spirits?<br><br>And who will answer these stupid questions?<br><br>Would it KILL you to NOT use the computer for ONE DAY???!!!<br><br>Ok, explain the hoof shaped bruises?

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[quote author=catpuke link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=105#107 date=01/08/03 at 14:35:22]                                       Are they friendly spirits?<br>[/quote]<br>Am I the only one who knows the REAL answer to this question? Remember the cartoon??<br>

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