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So, since you're on right now, I have a very important question - what did you have for lunch today? I had pizza.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

Damn! She's gone. I'll never know now.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

Maybe now!?!

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

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[quote author=stride link=board=faq;num=1134876021;start=0#3 date=12/17/05 at 23:48:34][/quote]<br><br>Well then, you don't have to shout.

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I want dis little pussy
Baby wants some o' dis
And some o' dat
Don't treat me, baby, like your
Any old Alley Cat
Alley Cat, Alley Cat

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[quote author=Isaac link=board=faq;num=1134876021;start=0#5 date=01/13/06 at 22:25:46]http://www.zappa.com/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=faq;action=display;num=1037198418;start=0#0[/quote]Thanks, Issac! I forgot about that one completely.<br><br>--Batchain<br>

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Gail y did u cancel zappa plays zappa in glasgow <br>i was going but.... :'(

I'm still waiting here.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

Gail, what do you make of Tendmonger's interpretation of what Frank meant when he told him to "Read it and weep" on April 17, 1981?

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“The person who stands up and says, 'This is stupid,' either is asked to behave or, worse, is greeted with a cheerful 'Yes, we know! Isn't it terrific!" -Frank Zappa

Maybe Frank was holding a sign saying "Fuck off Gary" when he said it.

Ha ha ha ha! Good one!

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Country music + Black music = Rock and Roll

She ever answer your fried spaghetti question?

Man, the waiting is the hardest part.

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GuacamoleQueenGuacamoleQueenGuacamoleQueen

Never. I'll never know now. I might as well spin in a circle and toss lentils at passing Lithuanians.

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I don't even know what to say, man.
I'm sorry. I'm also glad I'm not a Lithuanian lentil target.

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GuacamoleQueenGuacamoleQueenGuacamoleQueen

You could be, but the conversion takes several months and is exhausting.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

"The journey of a thousand miles beings with one step"-A wise man whose name escapes me now and I probably misquoted.
I'm like...trying to say....a conversation that takes months starts...like with... you know...one word...

Say, you have food on your mind. I see a food pattern here with the spaghetti and the pizza and the "what did you have for lunch, Gail" and the lentils.

Cal, if I spin in circles I vomit.

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GuacamoleQueenGuacamoleQueenGuacamoleQueen

What about zig-zagging, or a beeline? Are those non-emesis producing activities for you?

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I don't know, Cal. Give me a minute......no. I'm OK with those two.

You could always just dream up something GZ may have had for lunch(?).
Here's your criteria: She's blonde. She was married to Frankii. She has 4 grown children. She likes animals.
She got a malformed toe that her and her husband thought enough of they name one of their children after.
Her 1st name isn't really Gail.
She speaks English.
She may or may not be right handed.

So, Cal given the above information, what might she eat for lunch?

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GuacamoleQueenGuacamoleQueenGuacamoleQueen

First course - a nice salad, with dried dates, thousand island dressing, parmesan-feta croutons and fresh crisphead lettuce.

Second course - a fine Onion Soup, with Braised Beef Shanks

Main Course - chicken coq a vin, with a wheat-raspberry roll and rice pilaf.

Dessert - Gâteau Mercédès torte.

OR

Sit on couch, open peanut butter, spoon it in until all gone

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OK, some thought went into the 1st part but the 2nd , well, you just boosted that idea from The Real FZ Book .

And I've yet to know someone who goes by their middle name that likes Feta anything.

Now I need to know about what she has for lunch.
I got a hunch about dinner and breakfast but lunch, well, that's a mystery.
I have no lunch-hunch.
Guacamole'?

Oh how long must we languish not knowing???

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O, but I shalnt not gaze upon an answer for that what is posited!

It would be so easy....I mean, the kids are out of the house, it's not like she roams the vault 20 hours a day. "Hey, Calvin and Catpuke, this is what I was eating for lunch today". Then we could go on to other pursuits, such as skpping to my Lou and studying the Bessemer technique.

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I know. I've put off elective surgery until I find out.
ELECTIVE SURGERY, CAL!!
I hope Gail can live with herself knowing that.

Hey, I fixed your one typo up there-the word 'skipping' was missing and "I".

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GuacamoleQueenGuacamoleQueenGuacamoleQueen

Thank you....this whole thing just upsets me so bad, I misspell. It's that bad!

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday