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PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:13 pm 
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catpuke wrote:
Maybe for Christmas, Cal.
Maybe Gail will speak of foods she eats.
Maybe for Christmas, Cal.


Oh please, don't let me get my hopes up again....


(too late)

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:51 pm 
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I took a solemn oath when I became an avatar here to supply all those in need false hope and inane conversation. You have to believe.
You cannot quit now.

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I took a solemn oath when I became an avatar here to supply all those in need false hope and inane conversation. You have to believe.
You cannot quit now.


I...I.....still believe! Yes, dammit!

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BTW, she had organic eggs and 7 grain bread with natural raspberry preserves this morning.


Cal, how do you suppose impulsive came to this conclusion?
And, yeah, that's the spirit and other assorted cliche's.

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catpuke wrote:
immersive wrote:
BTW, she had organic eggs and 7 grain bread with natural raspberry preserves this morning.


Cal, how do you suppose impulsive came to this conclusion?
And, yeah, that's the spirit and other assorted cliche's.


It's a lie. A big fat falsehood. Prevarication personified. Only Gail knows.

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calvin2hikers wrote:
catpuke wrote:
immersive wrote:
BTW, she had organic eggs and 7 grain bread with natural raspberry preserves this morning.


Cal, how do you suppose impulsive came to this conclusion?
And, yeah, that's the spirit and other assorted cliche's.


It's a lie. A big fat falsehood. Prevarication personified. Only Gail knows.

That'll do, pig.

On the 18th of this month, in only a few days, this thread will celebrate it's 3rd year.( :oops: )
That happens to fall on the holiday of my people, The Stretching Of The Wheat.
This years theme for the festival will be "Hope".
I'll be thinking of you and this thread as we celebrate and consume cumin wine.
Here's to hoping Gail Zappa replies.

Btw, implosive may be on to something.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:47 am 
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:x Christmas came and went :x . No food info.

yOU bEt teR WATCH cA l. I MaY HAvE a wILD m OO D SWing!!!

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catpuke wrote:
:x Christmas came and went :x . No food info.

yOU bEt teR WATCH cA l. I MaY HAvE a wILD m OO D SWing!!!

Or worse yet, ((( gasp ))), formulate an opinion! :shock:

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:35 pm 
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catpuke wrote:
:x Christmas came and went :x . No food info.

yOU bEt teR WATCH cA l. I MaY HAvE a wILD m OO D SWing!!!


This is the winter of our discontent.

Nice saying, I've never heard anybody say "This is the winter of our content.

This just may be our life's task. Like that bible dude, Job. He waited a long time for something, don't know what it was. Gail is testing our intestinal fortitude.

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PostPosted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 9:00 pm 
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calvin2hikers wrote:
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This is the winter of our discontent.

Nice saying, I've never heard anybody say "This is the winter of our content.

This just may be our life's task. Like that bible dude, Job. He waited a long time for something, don't know what it was. Gail is testing our intestinal fortitude.

Godot. I think Job was Waiting For Godot.

Yeah, I've had gas too, Cal :|

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catpuke wrote:
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This is the winter of our discontent.

Nice saying, I've never heard anybody say "This is the winter of our content.

This just may be our life's task. Like that bible dude, Job. He waited a long time for something, don't know what it was. Gail is testing our intestinal fortitude.

Godot. I think Job was Waiting For Godot.

Yeah, I've had gas too, Cal :|


I may just get pro-active really soon. A PM may be in the offing. I mean offing in the "creation of" way, not in the rubbing out of someone way. And I mean rubbing out in the killing of way, not in the taking an eraser and rubbing something out kind of way. And I don't mean eraser in the "end of the pencil" way, but in the "big felt blackboard adjunct" way.

What I'm saying is, I want to rub my feet in curry and wave at passerby until something happens. No, wait, the PM thing.

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Ronny's Noomies wrote:
catpuke wrote:
:x Christmas came and went :x . No food info.

yOU bEt teR WATCH cA l. I MaY HAvE a wILD m OO D SWing!!!

Or worse yet, ((( gasp ))), formulate an opinion! :shock:

Wait, why's yours worse than mine :x .
You always do this. You always try to upstage me :x .
Moving on :x ....

So Cal, meanwhile on Wall street as we wait for Godot...I find myself drifting from room to room armed with the miraculous yet unsniffable Gorilla Glue. Is there nothing that stuff can't fix!
And the sad part about this is I'm not really kidding.

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I am loving the anticipation.

Your time will come... Gail will answer your question... :P


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Gorsk wrote:
I am loving the anticipation.

Your time will come... Gail will answer your question... :P


Anticipation? Carly Simon would have said "Fuck this" a long time ago.

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catpuke wrote:
Ronny's Noomies wrote:
catpuke wrote:
:x Christmas came and went :x . No food info.

yOU bEt teR WATCH cA l. I MaY HAvE a wILD m OO D SWing!!!

Or worse yet, ((( gasp ))), formulate an opinion! :shock:

Wait, why's yours worse than mine :x .
You always do this. You always try to upstage me :x .
Moving on :x ....

So Cal, meanwhile on Wall street as we wait for Godot...I find myself drifting from room to room armed with the miraculous yet unsniffable Gorilla Glue. Is there nothing that stuff can't fix!
And the sad part about this is I'm not really kidding.


I don't think so. I even performed plastic surgery on myself with Gorilla Glue.

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Laugh.. I nearly passed my fags* round…. This is one of the best threads i have ever laughed at. -My post here is to alert me when she does answer, but not to your question but to mine...

*({Remembers this is an American form and needs to explain that fags is a slag term for cigarettes. I didn’t want you to think I was handing out homosexuals, Not that there would be anything wrong with that, I’m not a wanker** }

**[Remembers this is an American forum again, Wanker meaning Jerk off, ]

Phew that was close, I think I got away with that… :shock:

Anyway, back to the issue of food and who eats what.

Guys, I think you have the wrong plan here. If GZ is a new age type maybe she is more interested in bathroom visits.

So rather than asking what she ate ask how her bowels are. Go with me on this one, I think if we all appeal to the new age wellbeing side she may answer. Infact she may have a web spider crawling for words like “bowels” “toilet” “bog” “crapper” “lav” “dunny”.

So, here goes;

Hi Gail I have visited the “throne room” once today, today is a slow day I often visit twice. How about you, how are your bowels?

-Just you wait guys, she’ll be here in the next 24 hours…. :shock:


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Hi Gail. For the sake of historical precision: did you really hit Jim Morrison in the head, with a hammer?

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Mr_Green_Genes wrote:
Hi Gail. For the sake of historical precision: did you really hit Jim Morrison in the head, with a hammer?


This isn't the place to ask other questions. This is Gail and food related only. If you've messed it up, I will place a curse on you!

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Sorry, I will reformulate it: what did you have to eat the day you hit Jim Morrison in the head, with a hammer?

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Sorry, I will reformulate it: what did you have to eat the day you hit Jim Morrison in the head, with a hammer?


Much better! Thank you.

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Mr_Green_Genes wrote:
Hi Gail. For the sake of historical precision: did you really hit Jim Morrison in the head, with a hammer?

Oh dam please be true! He needed hit.

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Alright Gail, you name the terms. But I want at least one meal revealed.

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It's only been four years. What's your hurry.
Meanwhile... :o I hate this face. I just hate it. :o It's so stupid. Does it have one solid block of teeth or a face full of marshmallows? Why isn't it a gourd like the other ones?
It's "surprised" but the "shocked" one is just as valuable. At least that one does something.
See example : :shock:
:o this one just blankly stares out into cyberspace as if to contemplate what GZ ate.
I want to cough every time I see it and I don't know why.
And it's such a sickly shade of yellow-not even pleasant to look at.
:o
I'm going to go punch something because of it... :|

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I have some three-day old eclairs that might give someone a lift
or a good splat

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I have some three-day old eclairs that might give someone a lift
or a good splat

I could use them after having punched my downspouts beyond recognition, Punchnaynowned.
But now they're 4 days old.

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