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PostPosted: Fri Nov 15, 2002 2:25 am 
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I found this on the Internet today, if you are interested in quotes, jokes and such....visit this one:<br><br>http://katspace.net/quotes/quotes.txt<br><br><br>Enjoy<br><br>Abnuceal

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 16, 2003 9:12 pm 
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My comatose cousin says,"If it's formica, then the shoes on the other eye, isn't it?" <br><br><br>

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2003 11:02 am 
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"Be certain the GFCI is fully functional prior to using your new side mount air cleaning sysytem."<br><br><br>ElectroAir negative ion air cleaning sytems manual.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2003 3:36 pm 
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Language is a virus from outer space<br>                   -William S. Burroughs

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2003 12:33 pm 
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[quote author=white person link=board=quotes;num=1037363154;start=0#7 date=01/22/03 at 17:04:06][font=arial][b When you eat? Hole. When you breathe, it's a hole.  And when you die, where you goin'? Right back in the hole. <br><br> - Ike Turner, philostopher[/font][/quote]<br><br>She got lips all around the hole<br>Where she puts her food in<br>They call it the mouth<br><br>She got stuff all around the hole<br>Where she puts her spoon in<br>They call it the nose<br><br>She got dirt all around the hole<br>Where they dumped her box in<br>They call it the grave<br><br>                -FZ<br><br>conceptual continuity??<br>

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2003 2:11 pm 
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" nobody looks good with brown lipstick on " -  fz<br><br>( sorry its fz but the whole thing about holes got me thinkin )<br><br>mungo

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 24, 2003 3:51 am 
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[quote author=white person link=board=quotes;num=1037363154;start=0#9 date=01/23/03 at 14:41:40]<br><br>From our perspective, perhaps. From Ike's perspective, which is probably face-down, coked-up and slobberously illucid on the floor of a seedy motel somewhere, I doubt it.<br><br>...Baby Snakes lyrics, too. Tiny hole...<br>[/quote]<br><br>LOL, right on!<br>

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MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!<br>                -Dr. Strangelove

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"Oh well" -Jessica Mcclure.<br><br>"That's the breaks" -Joe Theisman.<br><br>"Make up your mime" <br>"As in all pecking orders, the biggest peckers are always on top"<br>"Opinions are like buttholes-they all stink"<br>"It's only fair to laugh at ourselves sometimes, if were going to laugh at others all the time"<br>"I can be just as ambiguous as that one person-is"<br>-spaceengine 9<br><br><br><br><br><br>

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PostPosted: Wed Jan 29, 2003 4:53 pm 
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You're unique, just like everyone else.<br>

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"....and if you take cranberries and put them in a bowl and mash them up like applesauce, they taste a lot more like prunes than rhubarb does!" Groucho Marx :o


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"We welcome them with open arms but to them we're nothing more than a hot meal"<br><br><br><br>-the Sci Fi channel about an alien invasion movie

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"Sometimes, I think some junkie nurse has been stepping on my medication"<br><br>-William S. Burroughs, from the movie Drugstore Cowboy and then  sampled by the band SKREW for the cd  Burning In Water Drowning In Flame.<br>

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"Look lady, I won't go lower than $100.00."<br><br><br><br>-the beer belching, oil dripping,semi-toothless, mechanic who won't be replacing the lock on my car door<br>(may he never know a full nights sleep)<br><br><br>(got it fixed today for a mere $25)

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Son, promise me two things:  never wear a policeman's badge, and never let a priest see you when you're dying.  All they have are the keys to the shithouse.<br>                           -William S. Burroughs

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PostPosted: Sat Feb 01, 2003 2:44 pm 
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This is a good one, it´s by a 19th century German composer Max Reger. He received a unfavourable review of a piece he had written and in turn sent the lame critic a letter containing the following  text:<br><br>"I am sitting in the smallest room in my house, i have your review before me. In a moment it will be behind me."<br><br>´Nuff said!

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If we outlaw clones- only outlaws will have clones.

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http://www.wildpro.com.au/search/sounds/catpuke.mp3<br><br><br><br><br>-catpuke

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