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PostPosted: Mon Aug 25, 2003 6:18 pm 
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Something different again from me,was looking throught some old Tattoo books and Biker books and found a few T-Shirt sayings i like.<br><br>Heres a few i like.<br><br>                       Sarcasm<br>                    it's only one <br>                  of the services<br>                        i offer !<br><br><br>                     Do i look like a<br>               f#@king people person ?<br><br>              Pissing off<br>         the whole planet<br>  ... one person at a time !<br> <br><br>What are your's ?                                                            

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 10:13 am 
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top 5 of mine <br><br>1. totenkopf rock`n`roll(with skull)<br>2. YOU stink(with smell)<br>3. look at yerselves (with mirror)<br>4. these are not my fucking children(without children)<br>5. my fave zappa shirt, does not tell anything but shows<br>     the man as prez. with one large pencil. <br>     tells all.<br><br>wowie!

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 10:35 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 10:57 am 
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[center]FEED ME<br>FUCK ME<br>TELL ME I'M GREAT<br>[/center]

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 11:14 am 
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In the spirit of next years election, I've played around with this firmly planted tongue in cheek idea.<br><br>Picture if you will a t-shirt with the gay pride rainbow colors with Lesbians LOVE Bush printed in the center.   :P


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 11:19 am 
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[center]Did You Just Fart<br>Or Are We In Beloit?[/center]<br><br><br>Substitute any city/town/province/nation in place of Beloit, which is a city in southern Wisconsin, USA. ;)

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 12:35 pm 
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used to have one with "frankie say: no more" too.<br>in the eighties.<br>

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 12:40 pm 
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[quote author=Lumpy Gravy Sr link=board=rant;num=1061871489;start=0#1 date=08/26/03 at 12:07:23][center]My stepdaughter has a T-shirt that I really like. It says:<br><br>I used to be a schizophrenic, but we're okay now. <br><br> ;D[/center][/quote]<br><br>Really? I used to be a kleptomaniac, but I took something for it. ;D<br>

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 2:46 pm 
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..I saw this somewhere and I laughed my ass off!!<br><br>          DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD,<br><br> [glow=red,2,300][center]UNTIE..!![/center][/glow]         <br><br>   <br>            

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 4:02 pm 
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[quote author=Sebastiaan link=board=rant;num=1061871489;start=0#13 date=08/26/03 at 18:48:47]I have a shirt:<br><br>'Heal the world, shoot me'<br><br>I never wear it<br>[/quote]<br> <br>Where did you find this T-shirt? I'm not sure I would wear it.<br>I have a crucified Jesus T-shirt (the head and neck).


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 4:07 pm 
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Heres another one i like.<br><br><br> [glow=red,2,300]WHAT DID I SAY THAT SOUNDED LIKE '' TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE'' ?[/glow]

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 26, 2003 8:18 pm 
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i also remember one i had saying "FUCK YOU IF YOU DONT LIKE IT!". somebody didnt like it and it was ripped to shreds. ups.<br>wowie!

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Don't know if they're "good ones" but I own...<br><br>SMILE...we're destroying the Planet.<br><br>Aliens abducted me, laser photographed my internal organs, then dropped me in a crop circle, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.<br><br>Damn...I can't remember my favorite one right now 'cause I haven't worn it in a while.  I'm going to have to go look for it tomorrow and post it then.  It's something like..."I may be (something) but that doesn't mean you're not irritating/annoying/(something)"!  Damn...I have to go find that t-shirt!  ;D  (*giggle*)<br><br>Gypsy Moon Dream<br>

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[quote author=GypsyDream link=board=rant;num=1061871489;start=15#17 date=08/26/03 at 23:48:16]Damn...I can't remember my favorite one right now 'cause I haven't worn it in a while.  I'm going to have to go look for it tomorrow and post it then.  It's something like..."I may be (something) but that doesn't mean you're not irritating/annoying/(something)"!  Damn...I have to go find that t-shirt!  ;D  (*giggle*)[/quote]<br>OK...I didn't find it but my Mental Block has lifted (after a couple of hours) and I remember the correct wording.<br><br>Just because I'm MOODY doesn't mean you're not IRRITATING!<br><br>It's my "time-of-the-month" t-shirt!  ;D  j/k  (*giggle*)<br><br>Gypsy Moon Dream<br>

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I used to have one that said FUCK in the shape of the Ford logo.


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Don't know if this idea has been done, or if it's even very good....<br>   But: A t-shirt with the famous rubber chicken with the phrase(preferrably over said fowl): Measure it with a chicken.<br><br>  On the back, have Frank's face as it appears on the FZ page. This shirt should be tucked in.....so he would be peaking out of your pants (if yer a lady)  ;D

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[quote author=Tripmyster link=board=rant;num=1061871489;start=0#0 date=08/25/03 at 21:18:08]                     Do i look like a<br>               fucking people person ?<br>                                                             [/quote]<br>I bought a coffee cup with this on it and gave it to my boss for her birthday. She loved it.<br>


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Heres another one i like <br><br>                   THE WORLD IS GOING TO HELL,<br>                 AND I'M DRIVING THE FUCKIN BUS !

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