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Not an oxymoron but a phrase heard a lot:
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I always thought the oxymoron was the guy who used to say ALL OVER YOUR FACE and ZAP THOSE ZITS and BLAST THOSE PIMPLES AWAY WITH OXY-10!!! in all those old greasy kid stuff commercials.


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I always thought the oxymoron was the guy who used to say ALL OVER YOUR FACE and ZAP THOSE ZITS and BLAST THOSE PIMPLES AWAY WITH OXY-10!!! in all those old greasy kid stuff commercials.

Or maybe it was OXI-Moron...
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keefycubagain wrote:
I always thought the oxymoron was the guy who used to say ALL OVER YOUR FACE and ZAP THOSE ZITS and BLAST THOSE PIMPLES AWAY WITH OXY-10!!! in all those old greasy kid stuff commercials.

Or maybe it was OXI-Moron...
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