Hello Ladies & Gentlemen.
Okay, so maybe I do like the attention. Me and anybody else. That is though
besides the point. Let's see if...okay, "you wouldn't keep posting ..blabla"
...and then someone else'll bust my tits for NOT posting.
You just can't MAKE you lot happy, you do know that, right?
Yeah, everyone, in the multichanneler scenario, would get somewhat
differing results, because as I said, the channeler would be the lens---
by the way, I am glad, that despite the compunction to blindly redicule,
you're actually using your brains, that is always a good thing----
and so each 'lens' will filter the light through, their personal characteristics..
me for instance, if I like "Titties & Beer" better than "Regyptian Strut"
then Frank won't try to do a piece like Strut, he'll do something decidedly
Titty oriented...because what, he's supposed to waste his time goin
up against a brick wall.
You asked Frank a question, and he answered, and here's my fuck you
on that, 'cause I didn't even want him to SAY some of that shit.
I'm American Lesley Jane, my gig has a little something to do with
being part of the whole protect the country thing.
So, that wasn't necessarily something I wanted talked about.
Frank had other plans...
using just the much I do know, he proceeded to actually try to answer
and then someone out there in "his country" though he doesn't say
which country that is, me I am the USA, is where I am, says Frank
is over-simplifying it...
and that would probably be because Frank hasn't answered questions
that have not been asked. And that's supposed to be my fault, huh?
Well, look, this really wasn't about publicity. Ever.
I like music. I like music, that isn't HERE anymore.
THAT would be, because the putz monkeys out here now,
cannot seem to actually, oh, PLAY it.
So, BELIEVE me or NOT, I have every personal reason to WANT
to work with the dead, since THEY are the only ones who can play
MUSIC worth a fuck.
With me so far Everyone?
Let me at this moment apologize for my perhaps excessive name-calling;
you be civil to me, I'll be civil to you.
Spepticism, and questions, they're cool.
What is NOT cool, is when it's just this blind hatred you know it all
and here comes fluff write-off. What do you think I'm gonna do
I have strong opinions, not all of them Frank may share,
so that too, will play a part in what'll come out of ME.
I do, truly uly oo, believe that I did channel Frank,
and that Frank made tunes that I would, you know, like.
I mean, apparently word gets around amongst the dead people
what I can do, because it occurs to me I have worked with quite
a few of them by now. Including Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison,
is what I will tell you, and then you will make your fart noises spelling
out "we don't believe you" and so, oh well, don't believe me.
BUT, you can, follow the concept here,
not believe, and still allow me the last word in MY POST.
I wouldn't just come back every Wednesday with an update.
And I am actually surprised here, did I really here someone SAY
they didn't wanna wait till next Halloween to hear more?
Particularily of the Statistically Dense variety, which I admit would
take me some time, but I am capable of working at those levels,
did I really read that? After being told I do it so badly?
Frank would, given his druthers, talk about things at way more depth
and, frankly, disregard for the over-all balance of things,
than I am at liberty to allow him to do. Do you steep that one down?
Which is why I say,
I should be,
an example to all of you,
simply, that this can be done,
and maybe, if some of you out there fancy yourselves as good musicians
AND open minded to the realm of energy, which ultimately forms us
where the heck we stand,
maybe ya'll wanna give it a go.
I would pay good money to see Dweezil channel Frank.
I don't know about you.
AND if my appearing here, in the "grand wazzoo scheme" caused that
to eventually happen, well, my work here is done toto.
I am not here to throw poo.
So throw not poo at me and I shall return the favor.
If you have questions, ask them, and I'll try to answer them the
best I can. I'm a bit of a dumbfuck, really. I'll admit it. I think that
everyone is in one way or another, but really,
there but the grace of God go I.
I didn't have any big plan in coming here.
I produce this guy Jay. He had a couple Halloween songs, which,
honestly, I hadn't even heard them, and I wasn't keen on the idea.
Sounded corny. Inside I went "Halloween records? Ewwww".
But as I'm this attenna for the dead musicians
(by the way, if you wanna hear the Hendrix and Morrison stuff,
ask me to include a link to it next time. I wouldn't want to be accused
of publicity or whatever you have in your knapsack to hurl at me)
along came Frank Zappa as soon as I had the thought,
"this sounds like a Zappa song" as I first listened to Jay's first
Halloween tune "Dead Man's Holiday"...
I could feel what I sensed as a rather tredipacious Frank Zappa,
wanting to try it again, feeling a little uncertain. Weak, even.
Naturally I said, okay let's do it.
After the shitstorm of that first announcement, well, you know
how it all went. If you have questions, ask 'em.
Otherwise, just say what you gotta say, let me get the last
word on my post, and ta-da! it's done.
I make absolutely no money from what I do full time.
And I'm way too old not to be making money at this age.
But that's how God wanted it I guess, barefoot and pregnant
with babies of the dead.
Eewwww. How totally Halloween if not disgusting.
Okay, wanna see Publicity?
THIS is Publicity:
"Paul McCartney Wouldn't Hurt A Fly" is a really cool record, which
was written by George Harrison, me, and Lennon.
Toppa Da Page Here.
if you're REALLY lazy, here's the link RIGHT TO THAT SONG.
Honest Abe Injun.
http://www.soundclick.com/pro/view/01/d ... ntent=song
It's safe, it's safe, it's really safe, it's so safe you wouldn't believe it.
I'm not a charlatan, you difficult person you.
I'm responding when someone says something to me.
What am I supposed to do as far as you're concerned?
Some of you tell me I post too much, some of you tell me I should
speak up more, so I post less then then sometimes say something.
If I WAS full of shit, you would have chased me off by now,
because it would be too much to keep up with,
and someone lying would know it.
Since I am no rocket scientist, and my whole process of DOING what
I do is intuitional, and little to no brainwork is involved (conveniently)
all I do is basically hold my hand out and let God lead me.
So God led me here. God is not religion, God is God.
God is also Love.
Now, you want the lowdown?
No one in the world has got it totally oatally right.
Everyone has a piece of the puzzle, and something that they
uniquely can contribute to the society of planet earth.
Not that anyone asked me, actually.
We all need to communicate more, rather than less, actually.
Well, look at it this way, interaction happens.
We all talk to each other, or we all blow each other up.
Talking is a bit more of a challenge,
and if you're sick of it, I'm sick of it, the hell with it.
But this is my post, and to the end of time,
I still intend to get the last word.
Have a nice weekend Everybody.