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 Post subject: Misheard Zappa Titles
PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 6:14 pm 
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Post a misunderstood Zappa album/song title here.

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Make a Jazz From Hell Here

or

Yellow Sheik

Use your imagination...

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 19, 2006 8:29 pm 
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Trendmonger knew Frank personally! :)


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Planet of the baritone women of my dreams... :P

Disco Boy Wonder, I love you

Music for guitar and low-budget London Symphony Orchestra

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:mrgreen: This reminds me of that Zappa/King Crimson thread...

Honey, Don't You Want A Handsome Cabin Boy Like Me?

He Used To Cut The Frogs With Dirty Little Childish Perversions

I Don't Wanna Get Drafted Again

Do You Like My New Little House I Used To Live In?

The Torture Never Stops The Way I See It, Barry!

Tink Walks Home Slow

It Ain't Real So What's The One-Shot Deal

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Theme from the 3rd movement of Teenage wind

It might just be a rubber shirt

The meek shall find her finer

Sexual harassment in Baltimore

Trying to grow a conehead

Things that look like Yo' mama


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Or

Things that look like easy meat

Jones Crusher Town

Ship ahoy arriving too late to save a drowning witch...

Inca Road Ladies

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Stick It Outside Now, Again

Punky's Torture Never Stops

A Pound For A Brown On The Duke Of Prunes

Any Way The Wind Blows Muffin Man

Half A Dozen Provocative Road Ladies

Do You Like My New Penis Dimension?

Why Does It Hurt When I Pee Flakes?

I Promise Not To Come In Yo' Mama

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Help, i'm dum all over

Whatever happened to yellow snow when i pee

Half a dozen provocative frogs in magnesium dresses

Ride my face to Tammy's upper room


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Falling In Love Is A Filthy Habit

Brown Shoes Don't Make A Sex Noise

Louisiana Hooker In Bondage

I Promise Not To Come In Your G-Spot Tornado

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Mr_Green_Genes wrote:
Music for guitar and low-budget London Symphony Orchestra


I love that one!

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The dog breath crew slut

Damp ankles in the year of the plague

Bognor regis messed my mind up

The Illinios enema tunnel into muck

I don't wanna get come in your mouth


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Mo'n'Herb's Holiday In Berlin

Igor's Montana Boogie

Bebop Yerbouti Tango

Chunga's Revenge of the Knick Knack People

Basement Music for Electric Violin and Low Budget Orchestra

Fountain of Sleep Dirty Love

Father O'Blivion's Blessed Relief


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Transylvania Briefcase boogie

Yellow Mudshark

Teenage Prostitute Wind

While you were naval aviation in art II

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Were we really safe in the sky

The girl wants to smell my beard

Little house i used to make a sex noise

That ol' jones crusher

Theme from the 3rd movement of sinister agency man


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Hot Rat Tomango

200 Years Old Motel

Brown Moses don't make it

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While I'm too lazy to think of any misheard titles, my mother and grandma both originally thought the 'Park it, park it" section of Inca Roads was saying "Faggot, faggot."


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Your probably wondering why I'm almost Chinese

Call any Valarie

Thing fish whips it out

I'm the clap


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Sad Dinah-Moe

Bob In Baltimore

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Broken radios are for assholes

Ain't got no broken heart

I Was A Teen-Age Malt Shop in a Drum

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You Didn't Try To Call Me On The Bus While You Were Out Cruising For Absolutely Free Burgers At The Gas Station's Hot Plate Heaven When No One Was No One In France Once Again, Without The Net, If Only She Woulda Come In Your Mouth!



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Calvin, You Fool

Bamboozled by Love of my Life

Take your clothes out when you Dance Me This

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Luigi and the wise guys find her finer in a wet t-shirt dance contest at the green hotel stealing the towels.


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Help, I'm Iraq

(boy, I never get tired of that one...)

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Zoot Allures, Frogs with Dirty Little Lips.


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