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I wish all men would consider this image an example of how we should all groom ourselves, instead of whoever it is desirable to copy right now.

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I haven't shaved for 5 weeks. Now I got a nice beard, but it's itching like hell. Besides there are a lot of grey hairs. Damn...
I was thinking just exactly the same thing other day, Fritz! (Then I realized I was scratching my pubes! :shock: )

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Cal! Please don't puke on my pubes they're malodorous enough as they are! :mrgreen:

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My_Name_Is_Fritz wrote:
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I haven't shaved for 5 weeks. Now I got a nice beard, but it's itching like hell. Besides there are a lot of grey hairs. Damn...
I was thinking just exactly the same thing other day, Fritz! (Then I realized I was scratching my pubes! :shock: )

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If you're pubes use to grow in your face you should shave it daily. :P
I do! Well, almost. But I'll never get into the shocking, stomach-churning details of that award-winning case of crabs I once had!!! :shock:

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Batchain1001 wrote:
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I haven't shaved for 5 weeks. Now I got a nice beard, but it's itching like hell. Besides there are a lot of grey hairs. Damn...
I was thinking just exactly the same thing other day, Fritz! (Then I realized I was scratching my pubes! :shock: )

--Bat :mrgreen: :wink:


If you're pubes use to grow in your face you should shave it daily. :P
I do! Well, almost. But I'll never get into the shocking, stomach-churning details of that award-winning case of crabs I once had!!! :shock:

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So you was a sailor once, Bat. :shock:

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My_Name_Is_Fritz wrote:
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I haven't shaved for 5 weeks. Now I got a nice beard, but it's itching like hell. Besides there are a lot of grey hairs. Damn...
I was thinking just exactly the same thing other day, Fritz! (Then I realized I was scratching my pubes! :shock: )

--Bat :mrgreen: :wink:


If you're pubes use to grow in your face you should shave it daily. :P
I do! Well, almost. But I'll never get into the shocking, stomach-churning details of that award-winning case of crabs I once had!!! :shock:

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So you was a sailor once, Bat. :shock:

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Well, it did happen in a rowboat, and somewhere, somehow <semen? seamen? seemen? seminaries?> was/were involved -- but it was fresh water, no brine. (And those other two things that smell like fish were growing on meeeee!)

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Hope your crabs are not part of the secret receipe of Crab Burgers ?

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I don't know how to explain it to my kids. :oops:

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Hope your crabs are not part of the secret receipe of Crab Burgers ?

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I don't know how to explain it to my kids. :oops:
No crabs since those head lice came in and drove those crabs away! (I never wear Annette or a net on my head when I cook any kind of crabs!)

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Moustache Documentary:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QBgrABOU_0&mode=related&search=

Moustache Music Video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI0ObN5erSs

The guy in that music video looks so much like me that I though I was hallusinating at times.


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Has anyone seen the movie La Moustache? I just discovered that it exists, and I must say, the trailer frightened me half to death.


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People who have big nouse wear moustache to cover this. Zappa did. Some wear it because they look good - Zappa did. Some waer it because it's kind of freaky, bizzare - Zappa did :)
I 'd like to wear moustache, but I look like an asshole with it :)


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People who have big nouse wear moustache to cover this. Zappa did. Some wear it because they look good - Zappa did. Some waer it because it's kind of freaky, bizzare - Zappa did :)
I 'd like to wear moustache, but I look like an asshole with it :)
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Last year, after 20+ years with a moustache, I decided facial hair is over, so I shaved it off. It was a very liberating experience.

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Let's make monthly posts of our hairy progress.


Btw, did you have eyelid reduction surgery recently? Just joking :wink:


No, I just got injured during eyelid practice. It´s a powerful muscle and it hurts like hell when a cramp suddenly appear.

But anyway, here´s my monthly update. How´s your moustache coming along?

Moustache wax is a great invention.

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Well, I'm a man of my word so here's a shot from a few weeks ago. A little bit cheesy but nicely displayed.
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Chop a little wood for the fire....

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I've been doing a lot of research on this topic during the past few months, and have come to the conclusion that it is extremely important to have a moustache.

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I think a large BAG would look nice on you, too. :evil:

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I've been doing a lot of research on this topic during the past few months, and have come to the conclusion that it is extremely important to have a moustache.

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I think a large BAG would look nice on you, too. :evil:
Then take that huge colostomy BAG out of your mouth and offer it to Peer!

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Well, I'm a man of my word so here's a shot from a few weeks ago. A little bit cheesy but nicely displayed.


Very good! Does chopping wood get easier with a moustache? I have a theory that growing a moustache leads to super human strength. Since I live in the city, I haven´t had a chance to do labor work since I became God-like. Will do some research when I go "home" for Z-mas.

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I think a large BAG would look nice on you, too. :evil:


Who doesn´t look good with a bag on? I want to look great! A moustache makes people look like Gods...


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Very good! Does chopping wood get easier with a moustache?



Only if you own a chainsaw or a few beavers.

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Only if you own a chainsaw or a few beavers.


I´ll try to remember that. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year (make it a MOUSTACHE year) and: Here´s my moustache anno December 2006, after a very heavy meal -->

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peerdiem, I'm having nothing to do with this thread anymore...

"FZ, Zappa, Frank Zappa and the 'moustache' are marks belonging to The Zappa Family Trust. All rights reserved."

Boy, you're in so much trouble...

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As you know, I think that people should have moustaches, not beards. But I appreciate variety too, and beards have helped me a lot earlier in life.


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peerdiem, I'm having nothing to do with this thread anymore...

"FZ, Zappa, Frank Zappa and the 'moustache' are marks belonging to The Zappa Family Trust. All rights reserved."

Boy, you're in so much trouble...


If you live in the USA, move to Europe. I don't think they can go after us Moustache people here. And: I don't think than anybody in their right mind would attack the Bebarted at this time in history. The winds are blowing against all those who persecute our kind. And ALSO: I would assume that the ZFT appreciate our agenda, seeing as their Main Man was one of us.

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My moustache conversation with Jimmy Carl Black:

JCB: Are you… are you married?

CK: No.

JCB: Got a girlfriend?

CK: No.

JCB: Man, get yourself a goodlooking girl that’s got a lotta dough, baby! Then you got some money, honey. (Laughs).

CK: Good idea. I’ll try to figure out how to do that.

JCB: Well, you got the Zappa moustache and… and you got the imperial, man. You should be flyin’ high…

CK: Yeah, that ought to do it?

JCB: Could do it.

CK: One thing… One of my strange hobbies is to… I’m interested in moustaches. I made a website called habart.org.

JCB: (Laughs)

CK: And my argument is that it is extremely important for men to have moustaches. How long have you had that one.

JCB: I’ve had this fucking thing for a long time, man. A long time.

CK: What made you grow it in the first place?

JCB: Zappa. I’ve had it at least since 64.

CK: Hm. That’s when he started to tell you to let your hair grow and…

JCB: No, that’s when I started growing it. ‘Cause he… He never said to do it, but he had one, and I always kind of wanted… I wanted to see if I could grow one, and I really couldn’t grow one very good then. ‘Cause I’m an Indian, man, you know. But the more you shave, the more you… A woman can grow a moustache if she shaves enough times right here.

CK: My grandmother told me when I was a little child that… She told me not to shave, I was six years old. “Because if you do that, you’ll get a moustache”. And I wanted to have a moustache, so I started to shave.

JCB: At six? You wanted..? Hey, man, put one of those babies on me! Looks good on Zappa. (Laughs).

CK: (Laughs) Yeah. I didn’t know who Zappa was, but that’s one of the reasons why he appealed to me immediately. Because of the moustache on the cover.

JCB: I like it…

CK: Yeah, I like it too. I think more people should have moustaches. I’ll try to make some propaganda.


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Nice pic and interesting conversation with the indian of the group !

How it comes that you once sat with JCB on this comfortable sofa ?

Haha, I'd a look at your hairy website. I'm sorry that I only got a bart as Grass would say. Did you already get a reply from Angela ?

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