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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 3:26 pm 
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Alright. I'm starting a thread based on entries from (but not limited to) The Urban Dictionary.

I will update this frequently and feel free to add your own enteries.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

First entry:

1. A Fuzzy Musket

1. The act of putting your balls over someone elses eyes
and farting in their mouth.


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1. Beer Monkey

An imaginary primate that steals all your money on a night out.

I had to leg it from the taxi driver as the beer monkey had robbed me!

2. Beer Monkey

n. Mythical Simian like creature that magicly appears during the middle of the night to Ruffle your hair, shit in your mouth and nick $50 out of your wallet while you sleep. Often visits after you duck out on a Friday night for a few "bevvies" with the boys.

And I'd just nipped out for a few quiet beers with boys and the next thing you know I wake up with a hangover and the "Beer Monkey's" paid me a visit!


3. Beer Monkey

A person nominated by the rest of a drinking group to fetch them all beer on request. A modern form of slave.

"Beer monkey, I'm empty, fetch me a frosty one from the fridge!"


4. Beer Monkey

When you wake up in the morning, you know if you've had a visit from the Beer Monkey. Whilst passed out on the sofa after a heavy night of drinking, the Beer monkey pays you a visit and lays out a fat shit in your mouth, steals £10 for his Crack addiction and fucks off, resulting in the awful taste in the morning. He is known to visit between 3-4am whilst you are totally wankered. Not to Be confused with the Doner Monkey

After a Hard night getting Wankered...
Him: I am Fucked. *pukes in bin next to bed*
Me: Mate.. The Beer Monkey so visited me last night dude.
Him: Urrrghh *Keels over and dies*

5. Beer Monkey

The mythical beast which descends upon your fridge and removes all your beer. Typically after you went out and brought lots of said beer and found none left following a night in with the lads

Lee said to Dunc, "Where has all my stella gone, there were 24 cans in the fridge?". Dunc replies, "It was not me, must have been the beer monkey!"

6. beer monkey

Technically 3, Clive, Geoff and Steve. After a heavy night on the pop, Clive ransacks your room while hiding your wallet,keys,phone,etc while Geoff punches you in your sleep (subsequent black eyes and headache in morning!) At the same time, Steve shits in your mouth leaving that strange nasty taste in the morning which not even bleach can shift!

Guy1: Went out last night on the piss, fuckin beer monkeys got me again!
Guy2: Bastards, looks like they got you a treat!


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My personal favorites are the ones of my school.

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Stuyvesant

2. smart ppl school with 3,000 students, 5 million of them are asian, 4 million are russian, 2 mil. are jews, and 3 are black or latino.

3. Biggest concentration of drugs in the Western Hemisphere.

<i>Hey man, where'd you get all this weed and hash?
This kid in my calc class wants a new laptop.
You go to stuyvesant man?
Yeah
Pick me up some heroin next time, eh?</i>


By the way, I don't do drugs. :wink:


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cwim isn't defined yet, but these are pretty close:
1. Quim

(cwim)

A particularly large and grandiose vagina.

'Tis fair to state 'twas not so great
Though it's strength lay well within
And a better word, that's often heard,
Would not be cunt but quim.

No grizzly bear had so much pubic hair,
Or dripped with so much grease,
Or had the depth as well as breadth,
To take his tool with ease,


2. quim



I am a Welshman, born and bred in Wales - a fluent Welsk speaker- never heard this word in our language and it is highly unlikely that it is of Welsh origin as no "Q" appears in the Welsh alphabet

the nearest possible spelling would be cwim in Welsh but this would have absolutley no meaining and if the word quim was said to any one of us we would not know what you would be talkng about

(a welsh bloke don't no what a cwim(QUIM) is he must be a right bender)

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I present to you, Roger Mellie, the man on the telly, and his profanisaurus as seen in VIZ magazine...just click on profanisaurus at the top of the page. 8)

http://www.viz.co.uk/?%2Fletterbocks%2F ... p%3Ffb%3D1

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1. Fun Bags

Slang word for womens breast. Such as tits, boobies, hotters and so on.

Guy1: Look at the fun bags on that girl.

Guy2: Yeah she as such huge breat.


2. Fun Bags

Titties, Boobs, Breast.

That Ho gots some nice Fun Bags. Lets See those Fun bags Bitch[i]


3. fun bags

Any women with a nice, large breasts you can play with for hours

[i]Look at those fun bags



4. Fun Bags

Also known as breasts, (milk)jugs, hooters, melons, tits, bazookas, boulders, boobs, rack, titties, yams, knockers, tig ol' bitties, bust, mammilla, bosom, hangers, mounds, chest, (dirty)pillows, tata(s), udders, chi chis, nuggs, hills, cones, gonzagas, (sag)bags, misquito bites, lumps, humps, speed bumps, mountains, ant bites, honkers, peaks, nips, rascals, money makers, (sweater/ shirt)puppies, head cushions, norgs, grips, jigglies, bouncin' betties, knobs, chesticles, headlights , diddies, baby feeders, jumblies, the twins, coconuts, fatties, floppers, helicopters, beaver tails, and more.

I like blowin' my load all over her fun bags!


5. fun bags

fine shaply breasts ripe for squeezing

look at the fun bags on that hose hound, i'd like to eat her liver with some fava beans and a nice bottle of Chianti.


6. fun bags

Insanely huge, plump breasts

[/i]Man, I'd like to play with those fun bags.[/i]


7. fun bags

large, very nicely plump breasts

shiat man, i played with your sister's funbags!!!


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1. Pussy Galore

1. Character from Ian Fleming's novel/movie, "Goldfinger";
2. the mouthwatering lesbian criminal mastermind James Bond converted into cock-craving slut;
3. Lead hooker in the fictional super slut team known as the "Cement Mixers"

Pussy: My name is Pussy Galore.
Bond: I must be dreaming.

(sorry but it means a place with lots of women there :wink: )

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What are:

Hot Carl

Dirty Sanchez

Cleveland Steamer

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zombie1210 wrote:
What are:

Hot Carl

Dirty Sanchez

Cleveland Steamer

?


http://www.urbandictionary.com/


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Now THIS is quality internet content!

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My favorites are the sex ones.

Fabric Softner

1.When partyin' at your buddies house take your girl in the laundry room, throw some clothes in the washing machine, have your girl sit up there while you give it to her, when it's time to blow lift up the lid and blow it in the machine then drop the lid.

One time we were having a kegger at my buddies when his parents were out of town, so I took my girl in the laundry room for a quickie and ended up dropin some fabric softner in the washing machine.




this is a good one, as well.

M&M girl

Girl able to pick up an m&m with her vagina and/or butt cheeks.

My gf is an m&m girl...I am soooooooo lucky!

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1. kablahmachunk

Area between your testicles and asshole for males.

Ahhh! You have hit me in the kablahmachunk!


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1. taint brush

A long goatee that brushes/tickles the taint when you eat pussy

I wouldn't want to smell his taint brush after he eats pussy.


2. Taint Brush

A male or female tongue. The word is generally used to describe a tongue when it is used during oral sex.

She used her taint brush on my ass when she was giving me sloppy head.


3. taint brush

The article used to clean or scrub one's taint. Can be anything from a toothbrush to streetsweeper depending on the size and severity of taint uncleanliness. Traditionally used by females; males use grundle brushes.

Stay out from under Meredith, she hasn't used a taint brush in years.


4. taint brush

When a guy has a little patch of hair directly below his lips. It's not a full goatee. When a guy goes down on a girl, this patch of hair brushes up against the chick's taint. Also known as a soul patch.



Look at that douche bag... he needs to shave off the taint brush.


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one for the chicks out there.


1. beefheart

Some dude with a beard that wrote music and got depressed and stopped using his name and played with Frank Zappa and sang Dachau Blues.

"Man, I want a soul patch like Captain Beefheart!"

2. beefheart



A red pulsating bellend. Achieved by squeezing the penis until the bellend becomes swollen, and resembles a beating heart. The name was invented by Don Vliet, also known as "Captain Beefheart", a 60's performance artist. He would often flash the glans of his penis and declare, "Ahh, what a beauty. It looks just like a big, fine beef heart."

Don't come near me with that hideous, smeggy beefheart.

haha thought it was captains uncle who was a flasher :?

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1. paleonhornagist

1. A male paleontologist who receives a large "boner" once he has found an extremely large,fossilized dinosaur shit.

Once the paleonhornagist found an ancient dump from the Tyrannosaurus,the paleonhornagist's cock became so hard the guy couldn't walk.


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1. Paper Back Flanigan

Taking a book out of someone's bookcase and preceeding to deficate (shit) between two of the pages and then placing it back on the shelf. A.K.A. "The Ultimate Bookmark."

"Jimmy Jillikers!!!" Harvey exclaimed as Otis paper back flaniganed his copy of "The Great Gatsby."


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Pure QUALITY internet content.

Now I know where most of you fags get your education.

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zombie i got no education.no schoolmarks and i like it self thought less bull shit that way 8)

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cleon wrote:
zombie i got no education.no schoolmarks and i like it self thought less bull shit that way 8)


So....you are an idiot?

Or a moron?

Maybe imbecile?

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YOU ARE JUST ABOUT WORTH TOUCHING THE KEYBOARD FOR.i not going two talk to you because i believe you are speaking about yourself :oops:

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leave cleon alone, he's a legend!


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leave cleon alone, he's a legend!
I just wish he'd finally get a mastectomy and stop bouncing his tits in his every post! :mrgreen:

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I came across Cross-jostle and Chicago-stroke in a joke I heard once..


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1. titties

The breasts of a male or female, can also be called:

APPLES
BALCONY
BALLOONS
BANGERS
BAZONGAS
BAZOOMS
BEAN BAGS
BIG BROWN EYES
BON-BONS
BOOBIES
BOOBS
BOTTLES
BOULDERS
BULLETS
BUMPERS
BUSTERS
BUTTERBAGS
CANTELOUPES
GAZONGAS
GLANDS
GLOBES
GRAPEFRUITS
GUAVAS
HANDFUL
HAND-WARMERS
HEADERS
HEADUGHTS
HILLS
HONKERS
HOOTERS
HOWITZERS
JABOOS
JIBS
JUGS
JUMBOS
KAZONGAS
KNOBS
KNOCKERS
LACTOIDS
LOAVES
LOBLOLLIES
LOVE BUBBLES
LOVE MUFFINS
LULUS
LUNGS
MAMMETS
MAMS
MANGOES
MEATBALLS
MEAT LOAVES
MELONS
MILK CANS
MILK SHOP
MOUNDS
MOUNT OF ULIES
MOUNTAINS
MUFFINS
MULLIGANS
MURPHIES
NANCIES
NATURE'S FONTS
NIBLETS
NINNIES
NIPPERS
NODULES
NOOGIES
NUBBIES
NUTS
ORANGES
ORBS
OTTOMANS
PAIR
PALOOKAS
PAPAYAS
PAPS
PEACHES
PEAKS
PEARS
PECTS
PEEPERS
PILLOWS
PIPS
*SPAM*
PONTOONS
POTATOES
PUMPKINS
PUMPS
RIB CUSHIONS
ROUNDIES
SANDBAGS
SCONES
SCOOPS
SET
SHAKERS
SHIMMIES
SKIN SACKS
SNUGGLE PUPS
SPHERES
SPUDS
STACKS
STUFFING
SWEATER MEAT
SWEET ROLLS
SWINGERS
TAMALES
TETONS
TIDBITS
TITS
TITTERS
TI=IES
TOMATOES
TOOTERS
TORPEDOES
TWANGERS
TWIN PEAKS
TWOFERS
UMLAUTS
UPPER DECK
WALDOS
WARHEADS
WARTS
WATERMELONS
WHOPPERS
WOBBLERS
WONGAS
YABBOS
YAMS
ZEPPELINS

Dude, those zepplins are fucking huge!


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19. zombie

1)A mindless individual, we all know them. Usually they're the smart-ass kids who sit in front of you, the dumb-ass kids who sit behind you, or the kids who dont give a shit who sit somewhere inbetween.
2)a republican

The zombie who voted before me voted straight republican.


26. Zombie

a very stupid person(from a mindless undead creature portrayed in many fantasy and folklore situations)

That guy was such a zombie, it made Homer Simpson look like a genius.


35. zombie

Somebody who's got their head up their ass, or just doesn't give a shit. Generally used in the work place.

I'm a zombie.


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