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1. smell my face

Heroically coined by morning jock Elliot Segal on DC101 as a t-shirt design. it means absolutely nothing except when you say it, you gotta say it like white trash. it also makes a great insult when you can't think of anything to say.

Say i was going to the White House but couldn't figure out which tux I'd want to wear. Then i'd probably just put on my "Smell My Face" t-shirt and some jeans i wore the day before


2. Smell My Face

After performing oral sex on a female, the shouting of "Smell My Face" is permissable... Similar to the smelling of fingers after finger fucking; derived from rednecks post cunnilingus

Jimbo: Billy-Bob just ate out your sister.
Billy-Bob: Smell My Face.



3. smell my face

In the old days when we were young we used to use the phrase. Smell my fingers which in that time would prove that you made it to second base with a girl. Now a days they use smell my face to prove you made it to third base. This in a nutshell means that the male had oral sex with the female.

I had a great time with my girlfriend last nite Jim here Smell my Face!


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1. hafada ladder

A series of piercings running along and perpendicular to the crease of skin in the center of the scrotum. Can be accompanied by a frenum ladder and/or a gouche ladder

Sure, hafada piercings may be traditional in Arab culture, but why get a hafada ladder?


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gangster granny(not one in the dictionary)

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Haha! That looked quite sore that did. :mrgreen:


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gangster granny(not one in the dictionary)

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I hope she deserved this technically well done punch. :mrgreen:

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She got her real good.


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Do they have "Angry Dragon" in there?
I'm too lazy to look it up.

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There are 30 entries for :angry dragon" over 5 pages.

1. angry dragon

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

I gave your mom an angry dragon last night!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... gry+Dragon


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There are 30 entries for :angry dragon" over 5 pages.

1. angry dragon

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

I gave your mom an angry dragon last night!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... gry+Dragon

You are correct sir!

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1. bumbaclot

A cloth or rag used to wipe ones anal region. However, most Jamaicans use it as a substitute for the word f*ck to express anger or surprise.


2. bumbaclot

Bumbaclot, the acme of Jamaican swearing, translates literally as "arsewipe". Its real meaning is more like a slow, surprised "motherfucker"

Bumbaclot Bumbaclot Bumbaclot Bumbaclot


3. bumbaclot

A cloth or rag used as a tampon, etc. Gross, but likely more accurate.

Wha' dee Bum-Bah-CLOT! Cum nah, get dee rass off me car?


4. bumbaclot

bumba--menstruating vagina

clot-cloth

slang term for tampon

Use to insult people.

some say you a Rasta
Some say you a Ras Clot (ass wipe)
But I say you a BumbaClot.
(highest level of insult)



5. bumbaclot

A Jamaican Rag used to wipe one's ass, or used a substitute tampon, literally calling someone a cunt or assrag

You fucking Bumbaclot


6. bumbaclot

A shitty rag,
used as a word to cuss peepz in jamaica, wat dey mean to say is arse wipe, bumba is da arse whole, n tha clot is tha rag. shitty rag

1)U stepped on ma creps, ya bumbaclot.(spits in dere face)
2)Oi Ziggy, set meh a bumbaclot, (shits on his hand)
3)Ure ride looks like a fukin bumbaclot, (sucks his teeth)



7. bumbaclot

bumba--Very dirty, nasty, menstruating vagina

clot-cloth

slang term for dirty, nasty tampon from a dirty nasty vagina.



Use to insult people.

some say you a Rasta
Some say you a Ras Clot (ass wipe)
Some say you a blood clot (tampon)
But I say you a BumbaClot. (dirty, nasty used tampon from a dirty nasty vagina)
(highest level of insult)




http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... =bumbaclot


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SPACEBROTHER wrote:
some say you a Rasta
Some say you a Ras Clot (ass wipe)
Some say you a blood clot (tampon)
But I say you a BumbaClot. (dirty, nasty used tampon from a dirty nasty vagina)
(highest level of insult)

In that Steven Seagull movie "Marked for Death", Screw-Face calls Steve-o's 'wife' a blood clot. Now I know! At last....the movie finally makes sense!

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SPACEBROTHER wrote:
There are 30 entries for :angry dragon" over 5 pages.

1. angry dragon

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

I gave your mom an angry dragon last night!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... gry+Dragon
Like when you were a kid in grammar school at lunchtime and you either suddenly laughed with a mouthful of milk or got bumped from behind at and it all ran out your nose.
I'll bet you never knew then it was going to happen again with some other white fluid! :mrgreen:

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SPACEBROTHER wrote:
There are 30 entries for :angry dragon" over 5 pages.

1. angry dragon

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

I gave your mom an angry dragon last night!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... gry+Dragon
Like when you were a kid in grammar school at lunchtime and you either suddenly laughed with a mouthful of milk or got bumped from behind at and it all ran out your nose.
I'll bet you never knew then it was going to happen again with some other white fluid! :mrgreen:

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And isn't this just the absolute best advert to go with the definition of "angry dragon"???
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2. Zappa

To make a composition in the style of Frank Zappa; "put the eyebrows" on a musical or textual creation.

I was going to keep it stark, but then the imp in my head made me decide to zappa it instead.


7. zappa

Classic rock poop eater.

XBN Magazine: If you could go back into the past to meet someone, who would you like to see?
Vice President of Smilebit: I'd go back to see Frank Zappa and ask, "Did you really eat shit onstage?"


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Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.


I'm guessing that one should extract one's dick from the mouth in question before administering the smack?


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1. saber-toothed crotch cricket

Crabs

She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.



2. saber-toothed crotch cricket

body lice caught from a person you paid money to have sex with.

Little did she know as we drove through Kemmerer that the saber-tooth crotch crickets I gave her had their origin in the cathouse up on the hill.



3. saber-toothed crotch cricket

AKA adult pubic lice or crabs, saber-toothed crotch crickets are parasites. These insects are generally found in the crotchal area and they may cause itching.

Little Billy gave the town hooker $25 and all he had to show for it were some saber-toothed crotch crickets.


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1. Twat on a Fishcake

Expression of angry suprise. User is as shocked as he would be if he found one.

"Ten quid for a pint! Twat on a fishcake!!"


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... a+Fishcake


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God damn some of these are so funny 8)


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SPACEBROTHER wrote:
There are 30 entries for :angry dragon" over 5 pages.

1. angry dragon

Immediately after you blow your load in a girl's mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she'll look like an angry dragon.

I gave your mom an angry dragon last night!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... gry+Dragon


"Strawberry Milkshake" is a new variation on this I heard the other day. You blow your load on a chick's face, then punch her in the nose causing it to bleed.
Nice. :D

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3. Nipple on a stick

Originating from the age old saying 'udder on a pole', this phrase has been refined through the ages to the slick, user freindly version we present to you here.
Affectionate insult.

Emma: Claire, are you in denial?
Claire: Ahh, ye nipple on a stick, ye.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... on+a+stick


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1. spunk rag

An item of clothing that is used to clean away the mess after masturbation, After a few months they usually end up hard and corrigated.

I needed a bit of extra cash son so i took a few of your old spunk rags to Oxfam

1. spunk bucket

a female recipient of many varied donors of sperm..AKA slut. hence spunk bucket.

see her over there..she`s a spunk bucket

2. spunk bucket

A sexually promiscuous woman.

It was dreadfully embarrassing telling my boss i needed time off sick as i was pissing broken glass following some horizontal jogging with a spunk bucket.


3. spunk bucket

A sexually promiscuous woman.

It was dreadfully embarrassing telling my boss i needed time off sick as i had a full house following a night of horizontal jogging with a spunk bucket


1. fanny magnet

A male with an uncanny knack for attracting attractive, desirable women.
opp: vermin magnet

With his fan club of catwalk models, Peter is a real fanny magnet.

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