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...and last but not least, Roy, Ralph, Moleman, Guacamole, Guadalupe, Hidalgo Estrada on bass.

*Hordern Intro (Incan Art Vamp)
FZ/OZ

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...a cow don't make ham!

IIII

...as she pondered the significance of short person behavior, in pedal depressed panchomatic resonance and other highly ambient domains...arf, she said.

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A true Zen saying, nothing is what I want.

It ain't!

f

Exquisite inconvenience.

1 thru 4

"We did it 'til we were unconchos
And we kept on doing it, until George Duke came in and played some more!"
(Sept.25,1974 Sweden)
-----this concert has Napi singing "Flambay". I never knew the word 'Bouillabaisse' was part of the lyrics!

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Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity.

eat the earth people!
eat them, and chew them, and brutally
stomp on the rest of what's left
and then report to me...
for the conquest of earth
(and the moon and the stars),
and the space in between
all thecomets and stuff
will be ours!

spider of destiny

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"bit of nostalgia for the old folks."

The planet of my dreams
The EARTH, my EARTH
Is bulging at the seams
The EARTH, my EARTH
It's full of many schemes
And as the sunlight beams
The glory of our sciences
And militant alliances
Reveal their BASIC WORTH
Along the mounds of dead appliances!

The planet of my dreams
The EARTH, my EARTH
I hear it's muffled screams
The EARTH, my EARTH
And though it often seems
From televison beams
That ignorance is rampant there
And Governmental Goons don't care
I know that I shall not despair
And CHEAT like ALL THE REST
I'll just keep on
With what I do the best!

Cheat-cheedly-cheat! Go Ahead!
I CAN'T DO IT!

They live in a ho-ho-ho-ho-hole
(Tiny hole)
That is usually empty
(Usually empty; tiny too)
They live by a co-co-a-co-a-co-co-a-code
(Dit dit dit dit)
(Dit dit dit dit)
(Dit dit dit dit)
(Dit dit dit dit)
That is usually SMPTE
Which stands for ..
Suck My Pee-pee T'wards the End!

1978 tour amendment

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''minimart - it's basically a scaled-down supermarket, fits inside a petrol station. sells pies, antifreeze..''

SHE GWINE RENUNCIATE YOU!

haha, love that.
the whole song is one of my fave fz 'social anthropology' songs.. great wordplay.

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''minimart - it's basically a scaled-down supermarket, fits inside a petrol station. sells pies, antifreeze..''

...and why is this appropria-ate?

fu

FZ: Awright, the dynamic Butch. Here's a girl that wants to dance with Butch. What's your name?

Lena: Lena.

FZ: What?

Lena: Lena.

FZ: Lena, meet Butch. Okay, Lena and Butch, couple number one. Heh heh. Okay, let's see--that guy there, with his . . . that--that one there with the teeshirt on--no, no, the other one--this one--no, no--no no no, wait a minute, wait . . . well, you're--actually, you're very nice, though. Would you like to come up here? . . . Okay, but d'you think you can behave yourself? You, you're sure you can behave yourself? . . . Okay, what's your name?

Guy: Tom, man. (mumble, mumble) you, baby, I (mumble, mumble) (gurgle) you (mumble, mmf, etc.).

Guy: Arrgh, mmmf, glurg, etc.

FZ: Awright, now wait a minute. Awright, awright, now wait . . .

Guy: (mumble, mmf.) Ugliness! Ugliiiness!

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''minimart - it's basically a scaled-down supermarket, fits inside a petrol station. sells pies, antifreeze..''

Your mouth is your religion, you put your faith in a hole like that?

f

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''minimart - it's basically a scaled-down supermarket, fits inside a petrol station. sells pies, antifreeze..''

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''minimart - it's basically a scaled-down supermarket, fits inside a petrol station. sells pies, antifreeze..''

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''minimart - it's basically a scaled-down supermarket, fits inside a petrol station. sells pies, antifreeze..''

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{Please stay tuned - normal service will resume}

How's Your Bunion?
How's Your Grunion?

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Let's hear it again for the London Philharmonic Orchestra!

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{Please stay tuned - normal service will resume}

Don: Playing that kind of music and eating meat . . . will never, you'll never be able to see my aura then.
Art: I've seen your aura a lot, and it really stinks.

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Country music + Black music = Rock and Roll

''It's not in my nature to kick a man when he's down. When I saw the first part of the show I realised I had to come up here and tell you something. Well, four years ago Jimmy Swaggart said this about me: He said this here song by The Police, "Murder By Numbers," was written by SATAN! Performed by the sons of SATAN! BEELZEBUB! LUCIFER! THE HORNED ONE!
I wrote the fuckin' song, alright?'' - Mr Sting!

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''minimart - it's basically a scaled-down supermarket, fits inside a petrol station. sells pies, antifreeze..''

White juice on his beard
Well the booger man
White juice on his beard
Get down
White juice on his beard
The booger man
White juice on his beard
In my room
White juice on his beard
Look at the booger
White juice on his beard
Then he was gone
White juice on his beard
Wait three hours
White juice on his beard
Didnt sing no song
White juice on his beard
I said: What youre doing
None of your bizz

and so on and so forth.....

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.......
I'm goin' to the love-in to sit & play
my bongos in the dirt.
Yes, I'm goin' to the love-in to sit & play
my bongos in the dirt.

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