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I have also heard that he cheated on his wife Janis Joplin with woman named Gail Sloatman. she died of a drug overdose in 1970.

He also did wierd things to vaccum cleaners and bicycles.With dentel floss and newts

* i heard once somewhere someplace along time ago
that he was so ugly as a baby that they had to tie a
chop around his neck with a little piece of string just
to get the family dog to play with him!

* a part and/or parts may or may not be not true

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That's Rodney Dangerfield.



"My dad used to tell me to go out in the backyard and play "hide and go fuck yourself".

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Faster'n a three-peckered owl!

I knew i was plag'ing someone but for the life of me could not think of who!

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"You said you wanted 'kinky!' Well, I shit in your purse, I fucked the dog and now I'm outta here!" -- R.D.

--Bat

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I thought his name was Frank Zippo and he invented a cigarette lighter.

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Dont know much about dancin'....

Hi Guys
This is my first post.
Been reading this forum for two days now and sure it´s more entertaining
than Ben Watsons Negative Dialects (a lot of thanks to Mr.Green-Jeans and to Lumpy Gravy)
Please go on.
And as I witnessed, Francis inhaled much too deep the smoke on the purple water pipe. Sellemols in Switzerland
That´s why....

Ohh, thank you, Engel. And don't misspell it, that's not Mr.Green-Jeans, that's Mr Green Genes. Hiya, friends! I wanna welcome each an' every one of ya, I wanna say to you tonight, I feel great. I mean, I feel great! Everywhere I go people are always comin' up to me, and they say, "Mr Green . . . Mr Green, Mr Green"

There is more around, please, help yourself

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Mark, Mark Mark
I like your sense of humour
misspellings may be deliberate or not.
There sure is alot around.
I´ll need weeks to find out.
I´ll try my best but will always be behind 5954 posts.
best regards
engel

i think i have 60 + frank z vinyls get them wile they last the guys in my music store always ask/fucked with by "punkey" WHY DO U LIKE THIS MANS MUSIC BaByStUfF I SAID have been going to flow and eddie section stuff you have to love them and u can fish to frank ALL THE GIRL WHAT IS THIS MUSIC LOL em in did u know frank zappa has been know to be in the dollar pile wow wow wow wow wow one mans trash for one man gold sold!! People hate this music what ever happen to all the fun in the world who fo not ufo and why fo

Those were the days.

I've heard he had a pretty cool 'stache.

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Um... Yeah?

Who?

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“The power of pop music to corrupt and putrify the minds of world youth are virtually limitless."