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"Hey listen, this television evangelist stuff is dangerous business...don't let 'em get ya!"


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Arsenio: Why Moon Unit, why didt you use Sally for example
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Gig in Helsinki 1974:

A man from the audience asks for Whipping Post (which is Allman Brothers and not Zappa). Frank asks him to sing a few bars of it, then interrupts him and says:
"Judging from the way you sang it, it must be a John Cage composition..."
Hysterical!

(This is followed by a psycho version of Montana, and later he made a cover of Whipping Post...)


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Jazz is not dead, ladies and gentlemen, it just smells funny ...


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My music makes the mind think :D

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There's way too many,but here's one that I've always loved.....
"You know . . .
Me and my rubber girl
We get along really swell, we never argue
Three holes, no waiting!" :wink:

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Here's one for you, LaMarr. I thought of you when I heard this.

"So far, ladies and gentlemen, the response from this particular community has not been especially gratifying. Perhaps you're a little bit too intellectual here."

:lol:

( :roll: "What are you, 12?!?" :roll: )

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I wore a newspaper round my head to look like i was deep, i saud sum mumbo jumbos there i told him he was goin to sleep. or the night before behind the dorr a lepricon had stroked.


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One that I like to tell people since politics and Republicans ,etc..., always come up, eventually.

This was during the Reagan years, "The next time the President of the US comes on the TV, turn down the volume sit your children down in front of the TV and tell them 'If this man offers you candy and asks you to go fight in a war...Tell him NO' " I just love that.


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"It's not important to be remembered."
Although I think John Wayne Bobbitt would disagree.


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I raised a finger from the middle of my hand, and waved goodbye to the stumbler man!

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You're right, there are just way too many excellent quotes out there. One I've always liked is: "Put your head back, here comes the drill."

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The lyrics to "Harry, You're A Beast" and "What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?".


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as Frank is telling the tale about the Illinois enema bandit, some guy in the crowd hollers out "BullShit",,

FZ: ah go bite your bum,,
this is a true story and I've got a clipping from the police gazette to prove it,,
so hang it on your ass,,,,

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Zomby wrote:
Gig in Helsinki 1974:

A man from the audience asks for Whipping Post (which is Allman Brothers and not Zappa). Frank asks him to sing a few bars of it, then interrupts him and says:
"Judging from the way you sang it, it must be a John Cage composition..."
Hysterical!

(This is followed by a psycho version of Montana, and later he made a cover of Whipping Post...)


i think we all know that story :roll:


I adore buffalos "real world" story with dancin hunk and cute nurse :mrgreen:

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Think about someone else and they think more of you :wink:

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"There's about half an hour's worth of material that didn't make it onto the 'Hot Rats' album."
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It's not even important to be remembered. . .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGKVCnMo3Dw

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"Whenever Ronald Regan is speaking on television, turn it on, turn the sound, and put you child in front of the set and say, "If he asks you to get into a car, offers you candy, or tells you to go fight in nicaragua, tell him no.""


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