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Stolen from another forum, have fun!

Since there's no previous poster for me, I'll go:

The Zappa Forum makes its own sauce if you add water.

RUI never makes good on IOUs.

FeralCats doesn't really like Frank Zappa

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"Ya like horses?"

pygmy stallion is an illegal alien, and likes the little boys at the grocery store.

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What can you do that's fantastic?

Cranky Viola doesn't watch lesbian porn.

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www.freewebs.com/simonking - an unacknowledged literary prodigy
simonking1.blogspot.com - an angry recluse's written outpourings

pigs03 only has one ball.

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Let's hear it again for the London Philharmonic Orchestra!

feetlightup is a deeply-closeted Charo groupie.

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"If Frank Zappa cut a fart and mixed it to stereo, I'd buy it!" - jimmie d

If David Hasselhoff cut a fart and mixed it to stereo, Jimmie D would buy it.

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MTF is really D. B. Cooper

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Lesser-evilism IS war.

Baddy has had a species-change operation.....but won't say from what to what.

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Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity.

Just Plain Doug isn't actually that plain.

Oyster once raced the devil on a spanish highway.

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KIng hangs out in public restrooms all day just to smell other peoples' crap

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"Politics is the entertainment branch of government".People who take themselves seriously are bound to suffer and hurt others in the process.Its not politics that turn people against each other-it is the uglyness of there minds -Frank Zappa-

ekans never learned how to read.

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"If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mother, your Dad, your priest, to some guy on television, to any of the people telling you how to do your shit, then you DESERVE it."

grand wazoo is... is... well quite frankly a very swell person...


I just couldn't bring myself to it

trendy on the other had is a twat.

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Grimpoteuthis is the coolest animal ever.

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if you knew suzie, like I know suzie, oh, oh, oh what a creamcheese,,,,

edyrukiding HATES this thread!

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"If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mother, your Dad, your priest, to some guy on television, to any of the people telling you how to do your shit, then you DESERVE it."

Grand_Wazoo lives a long long way away.

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King knows that it is a real chord, but is just not telling us.

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"If you wind up with a boring, miserable life because you listened to your mother, your Dad, your priest, to some guy on television, to any of the people telling you how to do your shit, then you DESERVE it."

Grand Wazoo is actually quite petit(e).

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"The mind has exactly the same power as the hands; not merely to grasp the world, but to change it.”
--Colin Wilson

Kayak is actually a canoe.

This is a ball........Spacebrother is really a spacesister...

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"Politics is the entertainment branch of government".People who take themselves seriously are bound to suffer and hurt others in the process.Its not politics that turn people against each other-it is the uglyness of there minds -Frank Zappa-

Ekans favourite zappa album is " Cruizing with ruben and the jets" with added eighties bass and drums

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There WILL come a time when everybody in the world they will be free to sing and dance and love : )

Jimmy The Hindu is really a Buddhist.

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"The mind has exactly the same power as the hands; not merely to grasp the world, but to change it.”
--Colin Wilson