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JAYPFUNK'S POLISHED TURD OF THE DAY  <br>  <br>J.P.T.O.T.D.  <br>  <br>NP:  <br>Frank Zappa - 1980 - 04-20-1980 #1 - Atlanta, GA - Fox Theatre<br><br>Very nice show with a great Watermelon opener!!<br><br>Nasty ass Any Downers solo section!! FZ is ripping it UP!!!

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[quote author=Trendmonger link=board=concerts;num=1130865933;start=45#54 date=11/03/05 at 09:53:31]<br>What if Gail decides to Officially release all 800 AUDs tomorow.<br>[/quote]<br><br><spits Cookie Crisp all over monitor><br><br> ???  What the fuck are you smoking 'monger ???

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JAYPFUNK'S POLISHED TURD OF THE DAY   <br>   <br>J.P.T.O.T.D.   <br>   <br>NP:   <br>Frank Zappa - 10-11-1978 - Quebec, Canada - AUD<br><br>Featuring great versions of City, Pound and Horsie.

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:11 am 
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[quote author=Trendmonger link=board=concerts;num=1130865933;start=45#49 date=11/03/05 at 09:28:41]<br><br>If it is so worthy the Zapapteers should contact Gail Zappa and see if she wants to create some AUD Library.<br><br>Maybe all the time and energy could be put to good use. <br><br>Maybe you can get it all Authorized but fro now it is Unofficial.<br>[/quote]<br><br>Boy I want some of that kool-aid you are drinking.<br>I truly do.<br>I mean if you think this will ever ever happen you truly are waiting for the spaceship behind Hale-Bopp to come and take you home.<br><br>Listen Gail and the rest of ZFT can't even get out of their own way to release all the stuff they alluded to as future "official" releases <br>And you think she would even look at this avenue without aims to completely squash it?<br>Pulheeze<br><br>Oh and all that wonderful name dropping about the Dweez and Warren<br>smack of <br>"look how important I am <br>I know these guys, Really!<br>Trust me!"<br><br>Regardless, if Gail ever did sanction such a thing as a AUD library, I would be heading to Home Depot for my home security bunker, as that would signal the 7th sign of the apocalypse.<br><br>

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[quote author=BillyDaMt link=board=concerts;num=1130865933;start=75#78 date=11/15/05 at 10:11:41]<br>Boy I want some of that kool-aid you are drinking.<br>I truly do.<br>I mean if you think this will ever ever happen you truly are waiting for the spaceship behind Hale-Bopp to come and take you home.<br>[/quote]<br><br>Image

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JAYPFUNK'S POLISHED TURD OF THE DAY  <br>  <br>J.P.T.O.T.D.  <br>  <br>NP:  <br><br>FRANK ZAPPA<br>11-17-74 - The Spectrum - Philadelphia PA <br>This tape is from the "Dick Barber" series. <br><br>BASF Master Cassette > Tascam Model 130 Professional Cassette Deck > Tascam DA40 @ 16/44.1 > Tascam CDRW5000 > Samplitude Professional 8 Uploaded @ x4 w/ Enhanced Error Detection > FLAC Frontend v1.1 Encode Level 6 <br><br>Transferred, Mixed and Converted to FLAC by Bruce Burnett <br><br>Do Not Decode To MP3 or Other Lossy Formats <br><br>Freely Traded Never For Profit <br><br>DISC 1 <br>65:12 <br>1. Stinkfoot <br>2. RDNZL <br>3. Village Of The Sun <br>4. Echidna's Arf > Don't You Ever Wash That Thing? <br>5. Penguin In Bondage <br>6. T'mershi Duween <br>7. Dog Breath Variations > Uncle Meat > Building A Girl <br>8. Dinah-Moe Humm <br>9. Camarillo Brillo <br><br>DISC 2 <br>51:08 <br>1. Oh No > Son Of Orange County > More Trouble Every Day <br>2. Babbette <br>3. Approximate <br>4. Montana <br><br>DISC 3 <br>33:22 <br>1. Yellow Snow Suite <br>Encores <br>2. Pygmy Twylyte <br>3. Room Service > Tush Tush Tush <br><br>Baked Tapes Inc. 2005 <br>

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This turd smells delicious.  ;D

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[quote author=J.C.Greasy link=board=concerts;num=1130865933;start=75#82 date=11/17/05 at 13:22:59]Nice show JayP. Available on the "evil" Zappateers?<br>Hope so.[/quote]<br><br>http://www.zappateers.com/bb/viewtopic.php?t=1781

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JAYPFUNK'S POLISHED TURD OF THE DAY   <br>   <br>J.P.T.O.T.D.   <br>   <br>NP:   <br>Frank Zappa<br>12-02-1980 - Ft. Collins, CO - 120 min - Aud - A <br><br>Chunga's Revenge, Panty Rap, You Are What You Is, Love Of My Life, Flakes, Magic Fingers, The Blue Light, Tinseltown Rebellion, Pick Me I'm Clean, The Dangerous Kitchen, City Of Tiny Lights (q: She's Not There, incl Royal March From Aida), Ain't Got No Heart, The Torture Never Stops/Heavy Duty Judy, Broken Hearts Are For Assholes, I'm So Cute, Andy, Don't Eat The Yellow Snow, Stick It Out, Bobby Brown, Ms Pinky, The Illinois Enema Bandit <br><br>INCLUDES AN ABSOLUTLEY SICK, DISGUSTING, PERVERTED, DIRTY, INSANE Enema Bandit solo!!<br>Un-fucking-real!!!<br><br>Suck on that turd, Trendy!!!<br><br>

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[quote author=jaypfunk link=board=concerts;num=1130865933;start=75#77 date=11/15/05 at 09:35:30]JAYPFUNK'S POLISHED TURD OF THE DAY   <br>   <br>J.P.T.O.T.D.   <br>   <br>NP:   <br>Frank Zappa - 10-11-1978 - Quebec, Canada - AUD<br><br>Featuring great versions of City, Pound and Horsie.[/quote]<br><br>Listening to Pound, The Palladium, NYC, 31/11/79.<br>Vinnie is ripping the fuck outa them drums, & that mini-moog solo........out-fucking-standing!!<br>


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FRANK FUCKING ZAPPA!!!!!<br><br>02-06-1977, Sporthalle, Cologne, Germany <br>80 min, Aud, B+/B<br> <br>Intro, Peaches En Regalia, The Torture Never Stops, Big Leg Emma, City Of Tiny Lights, Pound For A Brown, Jones Crusher, My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama, Tryin' To Grow A Chin, Broken Hearts Are For Assholes, Dong Work For Yuda, Manx Needs Women, Titties 'n Beer, Black Napkins<br><br>Great stuff here folks!!! Wicked version of the 76/77 funky ass City of Tiny Lights including a insane FZ solo and some sick singing by Ray. Why FZ never put this on Stage is beyond me!! WTF??<br><br>Totally awesome Titties with lotsa fun jokes. Intense Black Napkins. Someone throws bottle right at end of BN.... FZ says concert is over..... tells audience.... "Hey if anyone saw who threw that bottle, punch them in the head for me."<br><br>

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[quote author=My_Name_Is_Fritz link=board=concerts;num=1130865933;start=75#89 date=12/03/05 at 08:19:54]<br><br>It would be great if you could seed this on zappateers Mr.<br><br>Image<br>[/quote]<br><br>funny you should mention it...... i am preparing this one right now. i will be seeding it soon. need to post samples 1st.<br><br> ;D

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NP:<br>FRANK ZAPPA<br>05-30-1988, Palasport, Udine, Italy <br><br>01 The Black Page #2 (7:55)<br>02 Packard Goose Medley (7:30)<br>03 Zoot Allures (5:29)<br>04 Ain't Got No Heart (2:00)<br>05 Love Of My Life (Turn Off The Lights) (2:14)<br>06 Filthy Habits (3:51)<br>07 Stick Together (1:56)<br>08 My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama (3:36)<br>09 Willie The Pimp (2:11)<br>10 Montana (0:35 - Lights turned off!!) (4:03)<br>11 City Of Tiny Lites (05:17 tapeflip) (5:51)<br>12 You Are What You Is (3:53)<br>13 Marqueson's Chicken (6:18 )<br>14 The Torture Never Stops Medley* (Guido, you hot little popcorn vendor) (19:20)<br>15 Peaches En Regalia (2:50)<br>16 Stairway To Heaven (9:09)<br>17 Bolero (5:40)<br>18 I Am The Walrus (0:20-2:07 - sound changes) (3:34)<br>19 The Illinois Enema Bandit  (8:18 )<br><br>Secret words: Turn off the houselights; "Guido", the popcorn vendor<br><br>FZ greets the audience saying "Mandi, Udine!". In Friuli (the region where Udine is located), "mandi" is vernacular for "ciao" "hallo".<br><br>"Filthy Habits" is brilliant, with a new added guitar harmony to the melody and a scary guitar solo.<br><br>In the middle of "Montana," there's a loud cheer from the audience: the lights have been turned off, which leads to some funny lyric mutations.<br><br>"The Torture Never Stops" becomes the second Lyric Mutation Feast of the evening: apparently, a popcorn vendor is making his way through the audience. FZ's ridiculing of this guy is quite amusing, and as always after a funny Torture/Burt, the solo becomes spectacular. This one is an epic, with FZ exploring new grounds both melodically and rhythmically.<br><br>"Stairway To Heaven" is drenched with not-so-subtle guitar fills from FZ (for example, he keeps playing the "Big Swifty" lick over the pompous pre-solo part) - Frank's fingers are itching to play, and the final solo ("Illinois Enema Bandit") is an inspired workout, which wakes memories of "Soup 'N Old Clothes." Funny secret word usage at the end of the song too ("Then the vendor might say: 'Why's nobody buying popcorn from <br>me?'").<br><br>GREAT FUCKING GUITAR SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<br><br>

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Treacherous Cretins,<br>Uptown Theatre, Chicago,<br>27, Nov, 1981. (Early show).<br><br>Fuckin' outstanding guitar work!! ;D


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[quote author=My_Name_Is_Fritz link=board=concerts;num=1130865933;start=90#93 date=01/06/06 at 15:29:55]For me this week's favourite is Black Napkins from the early Copenhagen show in 1976. Besides a nice guitar solo FZ connected this song with the story of a danish rubber lady named Ms Pinky. <br><br>A really stupid and (!) funny story. <br><br>But I wonder why he told the Rotterdam audience in 1980 that Ms Pinky was a story that actually happened in Holland ?<br><br>So where did it happen ? Denmark or Holland ?  ???[/quote]<br><br>I think miss pinky was something that happend in finland. a porno magazine he got from a guy there, had an advert of ms pinky. A rubber head you could have fun with on your lonely nights.<br>Got to check this, think i read this somewhere. <br>Maby im mixing it up with something else

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The track called lonely person device on ycdtosa vol 6 tells you the story of ms pinky<br><br>the concert takes place in Copenhagen, Denmark March 3, 1976.<br><br>
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Has anybody ever seen Ms. Pinky? <br><br>(Yeahhh, wow!) <br><br>Hey, now you're gonna know what I'm talking about. We're gonna dedicate this whole song to Ms. Pinky. For those of you who don't know about Ms. Pinky: We recently visited that colorful country Finland, and were met at the airport by a gentleman named Erik. Erik sees us everytime we go to Finland, he's a very nice person. He collects autographs and gives us presents. And when we left Finland, Erik gave me a magazine to read on the airplane, it was one of his favorite books. <br><br>Now a lot of people have heard quite a bit about Danish pornography, but have you ever heard of Finnish pornography? It's real different. He gave me a Finnish pornographic magazine that had some girls in it that I couldn't even believe that they would take pictures of 'em. There was one or two in there that looked like Grace Slick but the rest of 'em were hurtin', really hurtin'. And of course the quality of the color photography was just a little bit too far in the red direction, you know, they printed too much red and they were showing a lot of girls with red shoes, big like this. But when it got down to the business-like details of that interesting zone between the legs these hunks of meat hanging down from the little bushes of hair all looked like they were horribly infected! <br><br>Anyway, thumbing through the magazine, there was an advertisement in there for a product, it's a lonely person product, and I know you have quite a few lonely person products here in Denmark: There's so many shops that are dedicated to the needs of the lonely German, the lonely Italian, the lonely American and the lonely Spanish person that drifts into your territory. Now, there are many lonely person products, you know, the most basic of all of these is the vibrator. And uh, it, it can be very usefull and entertaining used properly. But when you start branching out to little things like Rover's Reamer . . . Has anybody ever seen Rover's Reamer? It's a plastic dog dick about this long with a crank in the end of it. Now that is definitely a lonely person product, and Ms. Pinky is another one of those special lonely person products. <br><br>Ms. Pinky is shorter than the average girl because she doesn't have a BODY, all she's got is a HEAD. She's got a rubber head and her eyes are closed and her mouth is WIDE OPEN an she's got her lips rolled back over her teeth so she doesn't hurt you very much. And she's washable. So we're gonna dedicate this song to Ms. Pinky for all the good work that she has done for everybody who sent away for her in the Finnish magazine, and especially for the guy in the back who has probably got Ms. Pinky sitting in his lap right now, tucked away underneath of his overcoat, just down there, having a good time . . . <br><br>
<br><br>took some time before it came to my mind where i heard this..  :P Got to listen to vol 6 a bit more i think..

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JAYPFUNK'S POLISHED TURD OF THE DAY    <br>J.P.T.O.T.D.    <br> <br>02-06-1977, Sporthalle, Cologne, Germany  <br>80 min, Aud, B+/B<br><br>I had not listened to this in a while. I can not get enough of Purple Lagoon Intros, and there sounds to me as FZ tried a lick over top of the intro. Awesome. Short, sweet and cool as shit.<br><br>Can I add a few? Help the spread of polished turds throughout the land? Go, go, go!


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Been listening to Uptown Theatre, Chicago, 27 Nov 81. (Late Show)<br><br>Am I mistaken but I'm sure that the killer version of Sharleena contains some of Grateful Dead's Terrapin Station guitar....Is this the case?? I think it's Steve Vai thrashing out the Sharleena solo.


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