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PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 11:41 pm 
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OK so in this one you answer with another question.

Here goes:

Does this look infected?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 1:50 am 
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Why do you ask?

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Has it ever crossed your mind that those posters down at the doctor's office might actually offer some truth and that you might be suffering the effects of an s.t.d.?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:34 am 
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So, how the hell did you get that interesting little disease?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:51 am 
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Why should that matter?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:21 am 
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I know you are, but what am I?

(Too soon?)

Sorry that was two questions.

How many do I get?

Aw geez, that's three!

Sorry.

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:10 am 
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Foreshortened Cornflakes wrote:
I know you are, but what am I?

(Too soon?)

Sorry that was two questions.

How many do I get?

Aw geez, that's three!

Sorry.

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Why do you care?

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Is this only a game for nihilists?

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 10:26 am 
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Now why would I be stealing women's underwear?





*One dollar to David Letterman* :)

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Huck_Phlem wrote:
Now why would I be stealing women's underwear?





*One dollar to David Letterman* :)

Why wouldn't they willingly give them to you?

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jimmie d killed the forum wrote:
Why wouldn't they willingly give them to you?

Do you really want to know?

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Is this Kansas?

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Are you drunk?


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Why would you ask such a stupid question?

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Well, why are you sitting on my lap?


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Why are you trying to unzip my trousers?

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Aren't these your trousers?


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Why is Isaac SO good at this game?



:wink:

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Is this outlet live?

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Why does it hurt when I pee?

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Why does your pee look like Cheese Whiz?

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Why does your shit look like root beer?

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Does anybody have a cracker?

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What smells like fish?

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