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Got something on your mind, Timmy?

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I.. got some bad ideas in my head. :wink:

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You're alright!


Here's another gem from that other forum.


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Isaac, this sort of thing always happens when some underage kid comes here.
Glenn or Glenda 09/12/06, 23:06
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Some fresh faced kid comes, tries to fit in, the next thing you know he's giving out embarrassing pictures of himself in chat and shitting his pants on the forums.

It's not your fault, Isaac. Your brain hasn't fully developed yet, is all. That's also why you don't write so good yet.

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That's it, I'm leaving
Boingo_Zappa 09/12/06, 23:22
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You twerps can have this forum to yourselves. I refuse to be insulted by a bunch of morons who don't have enough intelligence to comprehend a satire like this. This is a crock. You people are acting like five-year-olds. Why don't you do something useful, instead of making an ass out of yourself on a message board. Maybe I'll come back when Isaac starts his second feature to say "I told you so."

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zombie1210. Because he's got ALL the answers, without ANY truth or logic to back up what he's saying...


Isaac wrote:
Oh, come off it. I had never even seen any of that until YOU posted it. I don't go frantically searching for any "dirt" I can find on you. This thread was perfectly fine until you started disrupting it with your trolling. And, for the record, I am incredibly private with things I've written. If I've never posted a screenplay here and tried to "pimp out my writing" here, what makes you think I'd post something somewhere else?

EDIT:

Only Zuumbee could be dumb enough to choose such an incredibly obvious user-name to start posting shit about me.


http://www.zappa.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.p ... 834#291834

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Well Trendy and Zombie started arguing last night so even the trolls don't get along. Who to vote for?!!?

EDIT: Between Zomnbie and Mahizzle I just can't choose! Sorry folks, this is one poll I can't vote in.

2nd EDIT: In the end I voted for Zombie


jimmie d killed the forum wrote:
zombie1210, also known as [I'm keeping it a secret], is mostly just an asshole, so he got my vote.


ModifiedDog wrote:
I voted for Zombie ( enter rebuttle soon )


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C'mon guys, Baer is kicking my ass. 15 to 5.

I thought i'd had done a better job of being an ass.

I guess I'll have to put more effort into it.


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It just keeps getting better and better....


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RE: Good analysis. Also, speaking as an aspiring screenwriter here...
Boingo_Zappa 09/12/06, 16:12
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Though I suspect you've watched 'Fahrenheit 9/11' and 'Do the Right Thing' thousands of times, you didn't understand anything about either of them except on the most facile level.



Isaac just looked over my shoulder as I was reading over your comments. He said, in relation to this last statement, "is this guy out of his fucking mind?" I'm going to let him have the field for a moment:

You're too assumptive. It’s too easy to make arbitrary statements based on people you have never met in your life - The Internet is filled with this crap. Yes, it’s easy to talk shit on a message board, because you’d never find the guts to say these things in real life. Sure, sure, claim an IQ of 1600, say your cock hangs down to the floor; my dad could beat your dad, etc. It’s a waste of goddamn time.



.......


Isaac looked over my shoulder!!!!!

HA!!!!!!!

God damn that shit is funny!

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It's your opinion
Boingo_Zappa 09/12/06, 18:08
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But Isaac isn't a Republican or a Democrat. And he is an excellent screenwriter.


.......

Boingo Zappa REALLY likes Isaac!

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That little charade worked pretty well for ya, didn't it, boy?

:D :D :D

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You're wrong
Boingo_Zappa 09/12/06, 18:15
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Sorry. His work IS good. The reason no one would want to direct THIS screenplay is because the issues are too controversial for most filmmakers to tackle.

.........

How can you look yourself in the mirror, dude?

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Had enough yet?

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Nah....here's a good one, where Isaac takes over from Boingo Zappa to add some insight into the duscussion.


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RE: Good analysis. Also, speaking as an aspiring screenwriter here...
Boingo_Zappa 09/12/06, 16:27
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Boingo, if I could just borrow your board here for a second, I just have one more thing to say: yes, I do understand Fahrenheit 9/11 and Do The Right Thing - but my screenplay was more inspired by the things that were happening on the streets rather than these movies, and stylistically speaking, I wanted to do something different than these films and closer to something truly unique and original; I appreciate some of your opinions, and I had planned on getting rid of the shit with the Strangelove reference and bagels - give me a break here, this is the first thing I've written, sure there's some faults to it, but it's likely better than anything you people have written, judging from your comments. Perhaps the reason you dislike it is because your tastes are too mainstream. Go see some more "arty flicks", and maybe you'll "get" what I'm trying to do. I'm sorry that it's not something grinded out by a Hollywood studio where you don't have to understand the little chattering noise that I know as film dialogue, but I didn't want to whitewash and sanitize the issues being discussed as Hollywood has been doing for quite a long time - I wanted a real story, not something approved by seven Hollywood yes men who want to sell fuckin tie-ins.

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The plot isn't flimsy.
Boingo_Zappa 09/12/06, 18:23
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As I've explained to you, Baranoff has his own unique flavor to his writing. Some of you will get it, some of you won't. But no one on this message board are reputable critics. If this screenplay gets filmed and released, I'm sure it will garner a lot of praise.

.......


I think I laughed so hard, I might have broken a rib......

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Can't you get it through your thick, thick skull?
You Got Skruud 09/13/06, 12:19
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You Your friend should give up on doing anything even remotely related to writing screenplays and focus on something like basket weaving.

Have I, personally, read your script? No, and I have no intention of doing so. Let me put it this way: I'm too busy trying to rescue Sandy right now to sit down and read the Purple Slimy Meteor's manuscript, and seeing as Wendy is a pretty good writer, I'll trust her judgment when she says that the writing is terrible.

OK, I'll admit that was a bad metaphor that referenced a game which you'd probably try to pass off as "too low-brow for your taste", but it's appropriate. To clarify, most of the people on this thread actually have read the screenplay, and to say the least, what they read was not impressive to them. I trust their judgment over that of a teenager who hasn't even realized that he doesn't know everything yet.

What I don't understand is why you've thrown out the "it's just your opinion" card several times, yet you still feel some sort of obligation to defend this script here. Not only do you look foolish and self-contradictory trying so passionately to change something which you'd like us to believe is of no consequence to you, but your passion about the subject also leads me to believe that you are, in fact, Isaac Baranoff.

Also, fuck you for insulting South Park to try and look high-brow.
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And then...you actually acknowledge that you are Boingo Zappa


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Are there any intelligent people on this website?
Boingo_Zappa 09/21/06, 18:38
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I really don't feel like wading through the "racist Jew," "you're retarded because I dislike your work," "stop making me look bad, Isaac!" crap. Could someone please point me to an intelligent individual who's willing to critique the actual work that I have written without screaming random shit at me and, as a result, coming off as a moron?

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Again, my thanks to Mr GG for changing the title of this thread.

:wink:

Isaac has run off for now.

Crow doesn't really taste that good.

I suppose I can save some for another time.

Thanks for your support.

Please spay and neuter your pets.

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Wow. You actually think that I have enough time on my hands to devote to losers like you with nothing better to do than sign up on forums, fake some shit, attribute it to me, come back here under another username, troll for a while, then all of the sudden "find" the thread you started way-back-when? Did you happen to think that I might have been doing something other than looking after YOUR stupid ass, you stupid ass?

Are you really this stupid? Not only did you make your username way too obvious (BoingoZappa?), you pulled stuff out that ANYBODY on the forum or anyone who's been in chat rooms with me would know. Plus, you screwed things up. I'm not Jewish. I have one Jewish parent. I'm not religious. Secondly, the posts on that website display limited knowledge of cinema. The most obscure film knowledge on the website was lifted from here! A poor attempt to imitate me, and a poor attempt to make me look bad. Come on! NOBODY cares this much about someone they supposedly hate! You ruined enough threads on here. Quit while you're ahead, numb nuts.

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Jesus Christ, you moron. I had no clue who you were in 2006.

It was you. Admit it, and knock off the charade.

Unless I have a time machine..........!!!!!!!

I went back in time and made all those posts....yeah, thats it.

Isaac. You have some serious mental issues.

Who here among us believes that it was me who made all those posts back in 2006?

Hello?

Anybody?

Who here sees Isaac with his foot in his mouth.

If I was you, I'd take it like a man and face the fact that you've been outed as a complete dipshit. All your huffing and puffing about us using other usernames is such a joke, considering how you were your own shill on that movie forum. Absolutely hilarious.

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Bullshit.


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No, he doesn't
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Uwe Boll attempts and fails to make mainstream movies without meaning, never using original material, and always making poor films in an attempt to make money. Isaac, however, is an excellent screenwriter who despises people who make films purely for money only. He wishes to create art, not commercialism, as Mr. German Hack, Dr. Uwe Boll.

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No, it wasn't.

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How is this comparable to Plan 9 from Outer Space?
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Baranoff's work is excellent. "Plan 9" had a bad plot, poor dialogue, one-dimensional characters, and no point. Baranoff's work has a point, has good dialogue, and the characters can be extremely complex when he wants them to be. Baranoff is a GOOD filmmaker, NOT Ed Wood.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself, Isaac.

You are/were Boingo Zappa. Everyone on that forum thinks so too.

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You are/were Boingo Zappa. Everyone on that forum thinks so too.


If everyone on that forum thought that you were Frank, would that make you Frank?

What people think on a message board doesn't mean dick. You could sign up claiming to be Allah, the president of the United States, Adolf Hitler, anyone, and there would be people stupid enough to believe it.

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Isaac, did you know Lincoln was a Republican?
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Even if you don't, shouldn't ANGRY NEGRO SLAVE GHOST have known it?

(Also did you know the Republican party wasn't around "when this country was born?" Oh wait it's clear you didn't...)

SPOOK:

Ah, yes, I've heard it all before.

The black Republican trying to convince

the ghost of his ancestors that he is not

a nigger...and badly, I might add.

What do you think that Republicans were

doing when this country was born?



GERALD:

Well...



SPOOK:

They beat your ancestors, Gerald.

They rapped your grand-mammies.

They killed your grand-fathers.

Your great, great grandfathers!
And when they look back at that particular

time period, all Republicans see watermelon

and chicken...they don't even think that

what they did was wrong!
They apologize for what they did,

but it is not genuine apologies.

It is not the real McCoy.

And yet, still you suck up to their

relatives... you suck up to the ancestors

of those muumuu wearing Ku Klux Klan

motherfuckers from decades ago!

They look upon you as the good old boy!
They see you as the good nigger that would

be true to the confederacy!

You look down on Democrats as niggers.

Well guess what?
Liberal blacks aren't the real niggers.

You're the nigger, Gerald.

Not them.

You're the nigger.



The spirit continues to chant "you're the

nigger" as GERALD screams at him to shut up.




You're embarrasing yourself.


Tell me about it. Why would you write a screenplay referencing historical events and trends you clearly know absolutely nothing about?


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BRILLIANT WRITING! BRAVO! AUTHOR! AUTHOR!!!!!

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What is your point with all of this? You're disrupting a thread just to prove that you know how to fake shit and attribute it to me. Gotcha. We know that already. Now shut the fuck up. You are making a scene.

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Not disrupting the thread at alll. It has been renamed in our honor!

What I am doing is rubbing the puppy's nose in his own shit.



Here's more...your demeanor gives you away every time, BOINGO!

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Well, congratulations
Boingo_Zappa 09/21/06, 12:39
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You're making an ass out of yourself over the Internet. Would you like a fucking medal?

Next time, try rising above what every five-year-old and immature teenager does by using some sense, not to mention intelligence. Look at me - not once during any of these back-and-forths, have I ever resorted to this kind of juvenile humor. That says that I have a better chance of making it in this word than any clown that thinks that the word "penis" is automatically funny.

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What I am doing is rubbing the puppy's nose in his own shit.


And will you wipe off your face when you're done shoving your own face in that doo-doo?

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I love it when you talk yourself up like this:

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Speaking as a liberal...
Boingo_Zappa 09/12/06, 16:40
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Let me just comment that Isaac may be a lot of things, but he's not a liberal. He wasn't trying to promote a liberal viewpoint. Isaac has a great understanding of politics, but he isn't left-leaning.

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The DOO is all on YOO!

Dumbass!

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