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 Post subject: Stupid questions here!
PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2002 4:40 am 
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If any of you have any stupid questions of that you are embarrassed of, put 'em here!! (FZ related questions preferred)<br><br>My question:  :PI wonder where FZ bought his clothes.. :P<br>   <br><br>REMEMBER!!!! ONLY STUPID QUESTIONS!!!

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2002 5:09 am 
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I wonder where he got his hair cut....

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2002 5:14 am 
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[quote author=ZF link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=0#2 date=11/13/02 at 07:12:30]<br>Okay, why do u want to know, those cloths are out of date by now :D[/quote]<br><br>I don't know actually...Just wondering... ::)

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2002 5:30 am 
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DO I SMELL FUNNY....?????

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2002 5:39 am 
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Okay,<br>my stupid questium is:<br>How tall was Frank? (in meters and centimeters  please!) Not too tall, huh?<br><br> ;)<br>

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2002 5:44 am 
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[quote author=zliq link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=0#5 date=11/13/02 at 07:39:47]Okay,<br>my stupid questium is:<br>How tall was Frank? (in meters and centimeters  please!) Not too tall, huh?<br><br> ;)<br>[/quote]<br><br>Do you mean the man himself or Little Frank...the one in his pants...????<br>

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2002 6:33 am 
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[quote author=zliq link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=0#5 date=11/13/02 at 07:39:47]Okay,<br>my stupid questium is:<br>How tall was Frank? (in meters and centimeters  please!) Not too tall, huh?<br><br> ;)<br>[/quote]<br><br>For someone born in 1940, six feet tall is tall.

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2002 10:41 am 
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I wonder if Zappa ever...wanked. ::) :-[<br>[move]Stupidity[/move]

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 13, 2002 3:54 pm 
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Can I get there from here?<br><br><br>~<br>I used to know a guy that would always ask me if i was doing whatever it was that i was doing- Like, if i was washing my car, he would say "so, you washing your car"?..

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[quote author=Ronnys_Noomies link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=0#6 date=11/13/02 at 07:40:57]Why did the little head growing out the side of my neck stop moving?[/quote]<br><br>Maybe you forgot to give it coffee.....<br>

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 14, 2002 4:19 am 
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Here's one:<br><br>Have AC/DC ever recorded an Unplugged album ???

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 14, 2002 8:34 am 
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Why do my eyes hurt when i smell colours ???

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[quote author=Ronnys_Noomies link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=0#11 date=11/13/02 at 14:56:25]<br>Is the pope catholic? Does a bear shit in the woods? Is a frog's ass water tight?[/quote]<br><br>I don't know. I think he didn't wank. I hope nobody here in the forum doesn't do that either. It's not normal. What kind of a sick person even dares to look at his own "peter" while peeing? Sick. :o<br>

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 14, 2002 1:16 pm 
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Why do we have a stupid question section?

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 14, 2002 2:31 pm 
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For people like me?

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What string gauge did FZ use on his guitars? Questions, questions...

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Wow, thanks MrBickford! It kinda surprises me, I would have guessed that he used heavy strings.

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[quote author=MrBickford link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=15#23 date=11/14/02 at 17:38:16]<br>Frank wanted the least amount of resistence, he actually played very delicately and preferred .008s or .009s for the high E string. Lowest gauge.<br>Taken from Guitar World April 1994, pg. 58<br>"He preferred very light-gauge strings - from high to low: 008,.010,.013,.024,.032 and .046."<br>[/quote]<br>So, that blows up the conception that big sound comes from big strings !

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