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PostPosted: Sun Jan 16, 2005 2:30 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 1:31 pm 
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??? Why isn't Ray Charles refered as "The Godfather of Soul"<br><br>He invented it by combining blues and gospel music.<br><br>I dig James Brown,he innovated it but hes already known as "The Hardest Working Man In Show Biz" <br><br>Suppose it comes down to whomever has the best PR people, huh? ;D

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 1:56 pm 
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[quote author=pigs_have_beards link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=330#335 date=03/01/05 at 10:18:58]Why does it hurt when I pee? :-/[/quote]<br>Because the veins in your cock are clotted from jerking off so frigging much.<br><br>BTW, that's a very original question. I don't think anyone else has posted that one yet.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 2:37 pm 
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[quote author=l. jon hubbub link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=330#337 date=03/01/05 at 15:56:46]...BTW, that's a very original question. I don't think anyone else has posted that one yet.[/quote]<br><br><br>
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<br>[quote author=mr_green_genes link=board=faq;num=1031167242;start=120#131 date=10/30/02 at 15:55:04] WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE ???
[hr][quote author=mentaltossflycoon link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=0#13 date=11/14/02 at 00:51:09]Why does it hurt when I pee?[/quote][hr][quote author=the_mudshark link=board=faq;num=1047285940;start=0#0 date=03/10/03 at 00:45:40]Why does it hurt when I pee?[/quote][hr][quote author=man from utopia link=board=legends;num=1098567638;start=0#0 date=10/23/04 at 14:40:38]Why does it hurt when I pee?[/quote][hr]<br>[quote author=gonzo link=board=general;num=1074545420;start=255#259 date=03/14/04 at 17:47:12]...Why does it hurt when I pee?[/quote][hr][quote author=zardoz link=board=general;num=1074545420;start=150#158 date=01/30/04 at 18:20:57]...Repeat Question:<br>WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE?????????????[/quote][hr][quote author=latexsolarbeef link=board=general;num=1074545420;start=0#10 date=01/20/04 at 03:22:06]...Why does it hurt when i pee?[/quote][hr][quote author=homsar link=board=rant;num=1057814260;start=0#0 date=07/09/03 at 22:17:40]Why does it hurt when I pee ?[/quote][hr][quote author=bcarney link=board=general;num=1054943685;start=0#11 date=06/07/03 at 10:14:56]   Why does it hurt when I pee... [/quote][hr]<br>[quote author=slime.oofytv.set link=board=rant;num=1050033394;start=30#36 date=04/11/03 at 22:21:49][font=stencil]why does it hurt when i pee-ee-ee?[/font][/quote][hr][quote author=abnucealemukaah83 link=board=legends;num=1042910148;start=15#28 date=01/25/03 at 00:49:02]How about ''Why does it hurt when I pee ?'' in French...[/quote][hr]<br>[quote author=vaposlob link=board=general;num=1033518496;start=45#55 date=01/01/03 at 10:54:46]...Why does it hurt when I pee? ;D[/quote][/quote]

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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 9:37 pm 
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[quote author=pigs_have_beards link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=330#339 date=03/04/05 at 14:23:25]Are those quotes even real? ;D[/quote]<br><br>Why Does It Hurt When I Peee?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 9:37 am 
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Where do the stupid questions go?

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PostPosted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 9:41 am 
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[quote author=pigs_have_beards link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=330#339 date=03/04/05 at 14:23:25]Are those quotes even real? ;D[/quote]<br>no, they're sears<br><br><br>[quote author=billy link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=330#341 date=03/05/05 at 11:37:00]Where do the stupid questions go? [/quote]<br>dunno...maybe you should start a new thread<br>

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 7:01 pm 
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[quote author=Billy link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=330#341 date=03/05/05 at 11:37:00]Where do the stupid questions go? [/quote]<br>Billy, I caught a few minutes of Man With Two Brains last night, and immediately thought of you. <br>What a classic, fucking hilarious film. <br>Image

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PostPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 7:09 pm 
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[quote author=VapoSlob link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=330#343 date=03/06/05 at 21:01:31]<br>Billy, I caught a few minutes of Man With Two Brains last night, and immediately thought of you. <br>What a classic, fucking hilarious film. [/quote]<br><br>I'm glad someone's thinking about me. ;) ;D I'm gonna have to pull out my DVD of it and watch it sooner or later (when I'm not playing Grand Theft Auto).<br>

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PostPosted: Sat May 21, 2005 10:24 am 
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Excuse my ignorance i dont know much of Zappas stuff but what is the name of the track playing onthe home page with the quaudiophiliac background ? ?<br>  ::)


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 12:20 am 
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Hi Guys <br>Its very important for me to know which zigarettes frank smoked or which coffe he drunk.<br>Just write me please!<br>see you<br>danny


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[quote author=Lumpy Gravy link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=345#345 date=05/21/05 at 13:34:27]<br><br>It's Venutian Time Bandits from the QuAUDIOPHILIAc album.<br>Too bad it's only 1 minute and 54 seconds.<br><br>It's actually a guitar solo from the song Trouble Every Day from a concert in Switzerland 1974.<br><br>Frank Zappa: Guitar<br>George Duke: Keyboards<br>Tom Fowler: Bass<br>Chester Thompson: Drums[/quote]<br><br>Yes, I had hoped that the solo would be much longer on the album then the snatch we got on the forum opening page.  Alas.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 5:01 am 
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[quote author=Home_of_the..... link=board=faq;num=1037198418;start=345#346 date=09/09/05 at 03:20:28]Hi Guys <br>Its very important for me to know which zigarettes frank smoked or which coffe he drunk.<br>Just write me please!<br>see you<br>danny[/quote]<br><br>I always heard Winstons.  As for coffee, I think it was whatever was available at the time.  I never heard he had a preference.

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