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Nah...this guy CAN'T be talking about our little ISAAC, who would have been 16 back then.....Nah, no way.....


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What the hell are you on?
FireVampire 09/12/06, 18:54
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Let's assume you're not Isaac, which you obviously are, or at least somebody that wants to suck his cock.

Have you tried to read aloud some of his dialogue? Have you tried imagining some of his scenes?

When I tried, "excellent" or even "good" didn't cross my mind. "Mind-dullingly trite", "one-dimensional", and at points "laughable" (but not in the way he wants) did.

This screenplay is not controversial because nobody has any beliefs or practices that approximate the themes of this screenplay.

In short, this screenplay sucks the ass of a gonorrheal dog with tapeworms.

However, you Isaac is only 16, so we can hope that he improves in time.

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No, I'm not
Boingo_Zappa 09/11/06, 21:13
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I wish I could take credit for my friend's excellent screenwriting, but I can't. He's far too busy filming his first feature film (a low budget dark comedy) in order to discuss his other works online.

However, I do disagree with both of your estimations on his work. I liked "Where Have All The White People Gone?" - it reminded me somewhat of the works of Spike Lee and Ralph Bakshi, among others. I hope that the political content isn't too extreme for it to get produced. It's extremely good, too good not to be produced.

...........




Boingo is very objective. He is not biased at all. Isaac MUST be good!



CLUE: You weren't fooling anyone.

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I'm not Isaac!
Boingo_Zappa 09/12/06, 16:46
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{(PS: We all know that you're the same person. Your typing style is exactly the same from this post to Boingo's post - many run-on sentences, simple words, recursive paragraph structure, and lack of proper grammar in many instances.)}



Well, maybe that's me, but Isaac has very good writing skills, normally (when he's not in a hurry). The simple fact is that he has a life. I don't. There are differences between us. While I don't agree with all of his statements, he does make his points very intelligently and elequoently at times.

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Okay. You didn't post anything on that website. But so what? Does that make you any less of a douchebag for repeatedly posting crap from there? Does posting insults toward me in every thread I post in make make me look bad? I have had a major headache on and off for the past several weeks. I come on here to try and chill out a little bit, and you manage to accelerate my headache. What is wrong with you? Are you going to manage to prove anything other than the fact that you are a complete tool? There is absolutely no evidence to prove that I posted anything on there. And I really feel sorry that you feel the need to drag this shit all over the forum and irritate every other poster just because you have some beef with me that started from I don't know what...look, I'm in too much fucking pain to give a shit about anything you do. Just keep it in this thread, please?

[size=0]Isaac[/size]

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I want dis little pussy
Baby wants some o' dis
And some o' dat
Don't treat me, baby, like your
Any old Alley Cat
Alley Cat, Alley Cat

Jimmie D Fan

Game over.

You lose.

There. Those are terms you might understand.

You are a lying little fuck. You always have been, and you probably will always be, unless you change your ways.

If you showed ONE teeny weeny little bit of remorse, it would be a start in the right direction. Or if you actually said, yeah, that was me, I was having some fun, or yeah, that was me, and I was being stupid. But you continue to lie.

Now.....that being said....I hope your head feels better soon.

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This shit is great.
Thanks for doing all the leg work zombie.
I've laughed, I've cried. I had a moment.

(and because of you I now have a full fledged Buckethead addiction. Asshole )

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Wanna Buy A Grunt With A Third Party Check

I'm an asshole, and most of you will not disagree.

You might not believe this, but I'm actually rooting for Isaac.

Call it tough love.....or maybe not!





OH...and YOUR WELCOME on the BH thing......




How many do you have so far?

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You may be an actual asshole, how do I know.
My asshole (^^ up there) was facetious.
I am really digging my new addiction.
Have you had a chance to check out From The Coop yet?

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Wanna Buy A Grunt With A Third Party Check

34 official
19 shows
and like 10 dvd's

Yeah. It's terminal.

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Wanna Buy A Grunt With A Third Party Check

Not yet. Have you?

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Yeah. I like it alot. Way better than Acoustic Shards.
Two absolutely essential songs on it.
(the others are good too.)

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Wanna Buy A Grunt With A Third Party Check

I'll check it out.

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I was rather pleasantly surprised by it.

This week I am ordering ISOT
That will take some time to wade through

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Wanna Buy A Grunt With A Third Party Check

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Is there any real purpose in posting this shit, Isaac SR?

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AND there STILL is no point to these posts.

There's no point to his forum, Help...because you want it that way.

I don't think the numbers can be trusted. According to my observations, this thread...

http://www.zappa.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=15251

...has recieved more than 1000 views since this morning.

Either the software is glitched, or I'm anonymously popular.





Or, maybe Help just keeps going back again and again...

so, what's your excuse?

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