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 Post subject: Penis Dimension
PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2008 3:47 am 
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Damn!!!! Even I can beat that!!......errrr....maybe I should rephrase that.... :wink:

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Damn!!!! Even I can beat that!!......errrr....maybe I should rephrase that.... :wink:
That's OK, Jimmy, there's always The Under-Endowed And Proud Crowd.

"Say it aloud! I'm under-endowed! I said, Say it aloud! I'm under-endowed and I'm proud!" (Uhhhh, well, <ahem!> not an organization I'd have any interest in of course! :oops: But there are those among us who might!) :mrgreen:

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My Dick, Your Dick

:mrgreen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQgR-o6Hf_A :mrgreen:

:mrgreen: Fuckin' Hilarious :mrgreen:

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It's called a Naked Mole-Rat, from Africa.

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going through life looking like a penis with buck teeth must be horrible!

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Smilin Bob of the Enzyte fame has been sent to prison for fraud.



http://consumerist.com/5043005/whos-smiling-now-enzyte-scammer-gets-25-years-in-prison

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There's a big deala about my big lega...uh huh!


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It's called a Naked Mole-Rat, from Africa.

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going through life looking like a penis with buck teeth must be horrible!
I wonder if he'd survive a circumcision??? (LOL!)

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Why is the (HIA)Rock Rod guy holding a Les Paul?


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Why is the (HIA)Rock Rod guy holding a Les Paul?

.....and why didn't he let us know that he's really Warren Cuccurullo? :shock:

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:shock: lol I did'nt even notice it was WC in that dildo advertisement. How funny is that? lol


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:shock: lol I did'nt even notice it was WC in that dildo advertisement. How funny is that? lol

I suppose there was something in the image that distracted you from his name. :wink:

Perhaps it was the "robust scrotum". :mrgreen:

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My Dick, Your Dick

:mrgreen: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQgR-o6Hf_A :mrgreen:

:mrgreen: Fuckin' Hilarious :mrgreen:

:mrgreen: oh! you also know M'key
what a guy! poor thing XD

I saw him performing live... worst show ever :mrgreen:

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:shock: lol I did'nt even notice it was WC in that dildo advertisement. How funny is that? lol

If it's endorsed by Warren, Trendmonger will have to buy a dozen.

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:shock: lol I did'nt even notice it was WC in that dildo advertisement. How funny is that? lol

If it's endorsed by Warren, Trendmonger will have to buy a dozen.

.....or pull a Jimi by fucking the mold! :mrgreen:

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jimmie d killed the forum wrote:
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:shock: lol I did'nt even notice it was WC in that dildo advertisement. How funny is that? lol

If it's endorsed by Warren, Trendmonger will have to buy a dozen.

.....or pull a Jimi by fucking the mold! :mrgreen:
("I am endowed beyond your wiiiiildest Clearasil-spattered fantasies, oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, ohhhhhhhhhh!"

but.....("butt"???)

VAFFANCULO!


http://video.xtube.com/watch.php?v_user_id=knki200&cv=0&idx=8&v=Pc98V_G813_&cl=mS10j_G813_&from=&ver=3&ccaa=1&qid=&qidx=&qnum=&video_type=0

--Bat :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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[url]disgusting video[/url]

--Bat :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


are you looking for stuff like that?

I mean, it's not something you just stumble upon, browsing the internet...?

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[url]disgusting video[/url]

--Bat :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:


are you looking for stuff like that?

I mean, it's not something you just stumble upon, browsing the internet...?
As a perpetual student of human anatomy it's imperative that I locate things like this strictly for the purposes of cataloguing them.

However, I do occasionally share some of my medically instructive sites with others from time to time.

If, however, you find this explanation implausible -- based solely on the unsubstantiated assumption that it's the bullshit that it really is -- simply take it with a grain of salt and shove it up your ass! :mrgreen: :wink:

Now, I return to the forum and all its potentially interested forumers the undeleted url you arrogantly and unjustifiably censored.

http://video.xtube.com/watch.php?v_user_id=knki200&cv=0&idx=8&v=Pc98V_G813_&cl=mS10j_G813_&from=&ver=3&ccaa=1&qid=&qidx=&qnum=&video_type=0

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Lumpy Gravy wrote:
are you looking for stuff like that?
I mean, it's not something you just stumble upon, browsing the internet...?


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As a perpetual student of human anatomy it's imperative that I locate things like this strictly for the purposes of cataloguing them.
However, I do occasionally share some of my medically instructive sites with others from time to time.


ok, so you're actually looking for it.

could have just said so.

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Oh! They make these today so if the originals get lost or go flat they can be replaced with these spares? I'll have to check to see if my insurance covers foreskins and teeth since I still have all the others.

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LOL So does Trendmonger have an autographed Rock Rod?

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LOL So does Trendmonger have an autographed Rock Rod?

I hear that he keeps it stored in a safe place. :mrgreen:

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