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I don't think ryko made that that decision. I think fz did.

all the ryko releases says 'fz approved master 93.'

besides, I don't think he would have let ryko have the uncle meat audiotapes to mess around with in anyway they pleased.

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"bit of nostalgia for the old folks."

I would not have nothing against if they would release UM without that song... I mean it would be only 1 CD and it would be half of the price

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You make a point, I stand corrected, still the dialogue is a waste of time.

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If we're dumb . . .
Then God is dumb . . .
(An' maybe even a little bit ugly on the side)

That's fair, but I have to ask why you say it's 'not music in any sense.' That's not really fair, is it?

The rationale that something you don't enjoy is "not music" is one of the most annoying, but I thought that went out when fifty year olds first discovered hip hop on their music video stations.

yeah, it's a waste of time, and a waste of space.

disappointing that fz didn't put more energy into finding something more interesting from that period.

the original 'uncle meat'-album is around 75 minutes, so it could have fit on one cd.

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"bit of nostalgia for the old folks."

I think that originally CDs had a maximum time of 74 minutes and this would have influenced FZ's decision at the time. Now that 80 minute CDs are available, you can fit all of Uncle Meat on one disc, sure, and I've done that myself but they weren't available at the time.

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

I hope they will do that, HEY maybe for 40th b-day

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I will take a disc or two of outtakes from my favorite FZ LP, Uncle Meat.

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If we're dumb . . .
Then God is dumb . . .
(An' maybe even a little bit ugly on the side)

I, too, dislike the UM dialog, but I do applaud FZ for exercising restraint with his choices in terms of adding tracks to the remasters. The UM dialog may not be his shining moment, but it is halfway interesting the first time one listens to it. I don't know if I'd want UM outtakes, rehearsals, etc, because the original is SO good. I'm tired of jazz and rock reissues alike that add in all this extra shit, like boring interviews, three nearly identical takes of the same song, songs that are already available elswhere to anyone who cares to track them down, and crappy rehearsal recordings. Witness the 2000 remaster of The Band by The Band. A perfect folk/country/rock album, but despite the nice tune "Get Up Jake" that comes after "King Harvest Is Surely Come," the next 6 tracks are all lame alternates and rehearsals. Don't even get me started on the Yes remasters. How many piece-of-shit rehearsal recordings do we need to get a sense of how Yes worked in the studio? And who really cares anyway? So three cheers for FZ for keeping it to a minimum and giving us what we want: the music as he definitively wanted us to experience it.

And for the record, CPMOD is amazing.

well, one of the longest cd's I own, is iggy pop's 'american caesar.' it's around 78 minutes and it was released 1993.

anyway, I have a feeling fz wanted 'uncle meat' to be a double. It holds two booklets, which would have been difficult to fit in a single cd-case.

what I don't understand, though, is why he included 'tengo na minchia tanta.'

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"bit of nostalgia for the old folks."

Conceptual continuity between some of the (translated) vocals and the film dialogue.

Using the chicken to measure it

well, yeah, I knew that. but, it's still a bit far-fetched, I think.

anyway; I really don't mind the inclusion of the 'uncle meat dialog' and 'tengo' too much, since I can always skip it, and go straight to 'king kong.'
(which I've done for the past ten years or so...).
fz put them on there, and... well, it was up to him.

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"bit of nostalgia for the old folks."

It seems to me most of you either have not read "The Penal Colony" or are somehow missing the point. I see "The Chrome-Plated Megaphone of Destiny" as an audio image of the machine at the end of Kafka's story. As I listen to it, I see someone setting up the code (like a typesetter), then I hear the machine start up and I can see myself being drawn into this Rube Goldberg machine & being tatooed by it, then coming out the other end & being laughed at by spectators who are reading the label that the machine has tatooed on my back. Finally, I hear the machine self-destruct.

I'm amazed that (from what I'm reading here) others can't see this audio imagery. It's absolutely brilliant!

Look here brother, who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?

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Oh No! I don't believe it...
You say that you think you know the meaning of love...

I guess nobody's responded because they're suddenly busy reading "In the Penal Colony".

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If I'm not alone... How long have I been asleep?

What is READING???

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god, what a cheap bubble machine!!!

A town in Pennsylvania, m i rite lol

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

You are right, and the name of a defunct railroad.

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If we're dumb . . .
Then God is dumb . . .
(An' maybe even a little bit ugly on the side)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reading,_Pennsylvania: "According to the 2010 census, Reading has the highest share of citizens living in poverty in the nation.[5]"
Doesn't exactly sound like a recommendation for READING.

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god, what a cheap bubble machine!!!

Part of the Reading rainbow. Take a look. It's in a book.

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Oh No! I don't believe it...
You say that you think you know the meaning of love...

Apart from the Kafka connection, TCPMOD is arguably Zappa's finest moment as a musique concrete composer. Riveting.

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If I'm not alone... How long have I been asleep?

One of the first things I did after hearing WOIIFTM for the first time - I had ignored Zappa's advice that I read it first - was hunt down a copy of a Franz Kafka book containing In the Penal Colony. The idea of the punishment machine is interesting, but I have to say after reading the whole book, I was not very impressed with Kafka and never sought to read any more of his writing.

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The way I see it Barry, this should be a very dynamite show.

The Penal colony is one of Kafkas strongest works. If u don't get into this, there's not much hope for u. For me Kafka is a much better writer than FZ is a musician/composer (the lonely island question, u know...). The really interesting thing about FZs advice to read the story before listening is not the relation between the story and the megaphone-piece, maybe there ain't any! It' s simply the fact that he recommended a writer at all. Especially if u consider that he basically wasn't interested in reading books generally. In one of those Gail sez threads some1 asked her about FZs reading behaviours. She confirmed that he rarely read anything but that he read almost everything from Kafka (she also mentionend Cordwainer Smith). So this is much more than a user manual to listen better to this or that casual composition. IMHO he simply reveals Kafka as one of his basic influences and this was just a good occasion to recommend him to everybody.
I was familiar with Kafka long before i discovered FZ. It was a very astonishing moment when i finally found this advice on the money album. Obviously Kafka was an as inspirational figure for FZ as he was/is for me. For those who are interested 2 get deeper into Kafka i can recommend the Kafka project: http://www.kafka.org/index.php. U can find there english translations of some of his short (or not so short) stories. Also some scholarship stuff and translations into other languages. Try a hunger artist, a report to an academy, the great wall of china. Meanwhile this site seems not 2 be maintainend anymore, but it contains a lot of gems anyway. The project Gutenberg at least provides an english translation of his novel the trial:http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/7849. One of 3 novels that all weren't finished but the only 1 that has a final chapter. Another absolutely hot item is the Kafka-book of Robert Crumb and David Zane Mairowitz: http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=kafka%2C+crumb%2C+mairowitz

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god, what a cheap bubble machine!!!