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Why some of you take this forum so seriously...
I especially don't understand Issac and all of his shit...
I just don't understand...
Explain?

Anyone but Issac explain...
Not that Issac couldn't explain, I just don't feel like reading his bullshit.
Sorry.

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"Have no fear of perfection. You'll never reach it." - Salvador Dali

"I was never the girl next door." - Bettie Mae Page

Imagine a room.
It is a squalid little room; dark and damp, probably in the basement of a jerrybuilt 1950's bungalow.
It has bars on the windows and a solid hardwood door with a sturdy deadbolt lock.
Now imagine that this room exists only in the minds of its' residents with a tenuous bridge to cyberspace.
Ok?
So, this imaginary room in this imaginary basement is home to an imaginary handful of virtual monkeys with anger management issues and subscriptions to AOL. And their typewriters are out of ribbon. And they're angry. They're jumping up and down, shrieking and gibbering.

And then somebody's imaginary mother unlocks the door with a bucket of expired fruit in hand; only to be bowled over by a screeching horde of agitated monkeymeat. They hit the streets wreaking havoc and flinging mittfuls of virtual poo in every direction and occasionally stopping to drink their own urine.

Somebody let the monkeys out and the internet will never be the same.

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When the going gets weird the weird turn pro - HST

Miasma!

Lack of sexual intercourse?

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The power of the state does not come from the people, but rather through the people.

The more people respond to it, the more annoying it gets. If it's just Isaac, it'll drown easily if we all talk. If it's a dialog between Isaac and Galoot, it won't drown for quite some time.

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Galootmonger and a series of others are being obnoxious assholes. I have done nothing. You are adding to this shit when you reply to the obnoxious bumps of harassment threads.

[size=0]Isaac[/size]

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I want dis little pussy
Baby wants some o' dis
And some o' dat
Don't treat me, baby, like your
Any old Alley Cat
Alley Cat, Alley Cat

Jimmie D Fan

It's like this ZappasGod.
Isaac makes stupid comments and then claims he never made them.
He bumped 227 useless threads in two days, pissing off almost everyone on the forum.
His most common reply to any topic is usually three words or less.
Or he'll just use emoticons, e.g. or or
He sends threatening PMs to other forum members.
He is 19 or 20 and has no life, when his pc broke, he would run back and forth to K-Mart and use their computer to access this forum and to be perfectly honest, I don't think he's even a Frank Zappa fan.
So there it is in a nutshell.........
The thrilling life of Isaac.

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

Galootmonger is drowning in De Nile. A quick look at shit he's been pulling says it all.

[size=0]Isaac[/size]

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I want dis little pussy
Baby wants some o' dis
And some o' dat
Don't treat me, baby, like your
Any old Alley Cat
Alley Cat, Alley Cat

Jimmie D Fan

To be fair Isaac this certainly can not be considered a 'harrassment thread' now, can it? Seems to me Zappasgod simply wanted to voice their opinion/greivance/disatisfaction with regards to the decline in the quality of discourse on this forum. And asking that you not respond would seem to be an attempt to avoid contributing to that decline. Personally I find this shit to be amusing as hell most of the time and sometimes I'm just as guilty when I flash on some smartass comeback and just havta gotta post it. But I'm just taking the mick; I certainly don't know you well enough to warrant giving you the gears for real. That would call for a concentrated and conscious effort and sometimes can be fun. But always is a drag.

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When the going gets weird the weird turn pro - HST

Miasma!

Oh, let him get up on his cross.
The poor thing.
He's so abused you know.

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Wanna Buy A Grunt With A Third Party Check

isaac has been doing this same shit now, for the last five or six years (since he was twelve...).

he's been the brat of the zappa forum.

a homeschooled spoiled brat, getting deeper and deeper into a megalomaniac behavior, denying everything he has ever posted.

how many of you remember that he set up a second account once, only to post agreements with his own posts, to make himself look better?

and how many of you remember that he claimed that someone else had hacked into his computer, got his password, and made posts in his name?

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"bit of nostalgia for the old folks."

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Isaac invented the ''It's not me, it's you'' routine, that much we know for sure.

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Alan Thicke: ''Now Frank, for those of us who have seen you as some kind of guru over the years, that's a kind of nihilistic assesment of music. Where's the hope ?''
Frank Zappa: ''Well, there isn't any...''

He ruined chat last night while timm0, LaMarr, Fritz and myself were enjoying an ADULT conversation and he kept logging on and off, posting stupid comments and interupting us.
HE NEEDS TO GROW UP

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

Wrong. It was YOU that was doing that shit, you little lying pissant. You logged in and posted "Isaac is a cunt" every other sentence. Everyone else kept telling you to fuck off, but you persisted.

[size=0]Isaac[/size]

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I want dis little pussy
Baby wants some o' dis
And some o' dat
Don't treat me, baby, like your
Any old Alley Cat
Alley Cat, Alley Cat

Jimmie D Fan

I didn't tell Galoot to fuck off.

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What's the ugliest part of your body ?

I wasn't referring to this thread. I was referring to Zappasgod replying in one of the harassment threads Galootmonger, Spacemonger, etc. continously bump for no reason.



And I was explaining the reason for the decline in the quality of discourse on this forum.



It is an unreasonable request because I am not the one who's bumping all these harassment threads and burying good threads in the process - and then topping it off by accusing someone who had absolutely nothing to do with this shit of being "the problem".

[size=0]Isaac[/size]

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I want dis little pussy
Baby wants some o' dis
And some o' dat
Don't treat me, baby, like your
Any old Alley Cat
Alley Cat, Alley Cat

Jimmie D Fan

Hey! Let's all eat lead based paint!

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When the going gets weird the weird turn pro - HST

Miasma!

No really.
Apparently it tastes just like justice! 1970's style.

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When the going gets weird the weird turn pro - HST

Miasma!

Sweet!!!!!!

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"Have no fear of perfection. You'll never reach it." - Salvador Dali

"I was never the girl next door." - Bettie Mae Page

All I have to say is WHO THE FUCK CARES!
Issac you're a fucking pain in the ass.
I'm starting to slowly find myself losing patience for you.
The patience I've already lost...I'm in like the negatives now.
And...


I happen to like the word "CUNT"
It should probably be used more often.

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"Have no fear of perfection. You'll never reach it." - Salvador Dali

"I was never the girl next door." - Bettie Mae Page

You can cleverly disguise your curse as "can't".

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I love you.

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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=isHZcy0RKEE

like this, hahahaha!

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''minimart - it's basically a scaled-down supermarket, fits inside a petrol station. sells pies, antifreeze..''

Twat you say? I cunt hear you...I got an ear infucktion!

I agree with Zappasgod, I came to this forum to enjoy fellow Zappa fans, not to read bullshit arguments about nothing! By the way Zappasgod you could post more pics of yourself, I enjoyed those very much! Start your own pic forum, then I won't have to bother with the rest!