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PostPosted: Mon Nov 17, 2008 11:19 am 
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You know you have really made it when they make a dildo in your honor I guess. That is too funny! I didn't think he was really into the porn stuff just the home made movies.

Why a Les Paul though? (maybe gibson is getting into the wanker biz too eh)?

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You know you have really made it when they make a dildo in your honor I guess. That is too funny! I didn't think he was really into the porn stuff just the home made movies.

Why a Les Paul though? (maybe gibson is getting into the wanker biz too eh)?
I wonder if it's possible to make a cunt impression of a certain celebrated person's cunt that's fuckable when stuffed under a pillow or between a mattress and box spring? You know then that you've really made it when your signature cunt is the most in-demand cunt in catalogs and XXX adult shops across the land! Maybe you could buy the artificial cunt and get off watching art-ifi-cial Warren's cock fuck the plastic celebrity pie!

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You could call it artificial Ronda.

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Huck_Phlem wrote:
You know you have really made it when they make a dildo in your honor I guess. That is too funny! I didn't think he was really into the porn stuff just the home made movies.

Why a Les Paul though? (maybe gibson is getting into the wanker biz too eh)?
I wonder if it's possible to make a cunt impression of a certain celebrated person's cunt that's fuckable when stuffed under a pillow or between a mattress and box spring? You know then that you've really made it when your signature cunt is the most in-demand cunt in catalogs and XXX adult shops across the land! Maybe you could buy the artificial cunt and get off watching art-ifi-cial Warren's cock fuck the plastic celebrity pie!

--Bat :lol:
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I'm bigger than that. Much bigger than that.


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Batchain1001 wrote:
Huck_Phlem wrote:
You know you have really made it when they make a dildo in your honor I guess. That is too funny! I didn't think he was really into the porn stuff just the home made movies.

Why a Les Paul though? (maybe gibson is getting into the wanker biz too eh)?
I wonder if it's possible to make a cunt impression of a certain celebrated person's cunt that's fuckable when stuffed under a pillow or between a mattress and box spring? You know then that you've really made it when your signature cunt is the most in-demand cunt in catalogs and XXX adult shops across the land! Maybe you could buy the artificial cunt and get off watching art-ifi-cial Warren's cock fuck the plastic celebrity pie!

--Bat :lol:
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It's incomplete! As everyone knows, "...the complete woman must also have an asshole".(And if you're counting that tiny little hole there she'd have trouble shitting toothpaste!)

--Bat :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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I'm bigger than that. Much bigger than that.
But the only way to prove that is to buy one and do a side-by-side comparison. (Oh, shit! You might be using a hand-held monitor! :shock: )

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Batchain1001 wrote:
But the only way to prove that is to buy one and do a side-by-side comparison. (Oh, shit! You might be using a hand-held monitor! :shock: )

--Bat :mrgreen:


Let's just say that I'm glad I'm queer because it's never been a problem getting some, even after I got fat. All I gotta do is put on a pair of briefs, pull myself through the hole, wear a pair of sweats or shorts that are snug, and I get followed around wherever I go. Yet I can't say it's entirely a great thing because I have gotten him in for a private showing and I find out that the butch personality is a facade because he's suddenly gone all queenie and shrieks "Oh my gawd you're not sticking that monster up me!" (sigh) I imagine if I were straight I'd scare women away.


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Batchain1001 wrote:
But the only way to prove that is to buy one and do a side-by-side comparison. (Oh, shit! You might be using a hand-held monitor! :shock: )

--Bat :mrgreen:


Let's just say that I'm glad I'm queer because it's never been a problem getting some, even after I got fat. All I gotta do is put on a pair of briefs, pull myself through the hole, wear a pair of sweats or shorts that are snug, and I get followed around wherever I go. Yet I can't say it's entirely a great thing because I have gotten him in for a private showing and I find out that the butch personality is a facade because he's suddenly gone all queenie and shrieks "Oh my gawd you're not sticking that monster up me!" (sigh) I imagine if I were straight I'd scare women away.
Have I got the guy-thing, girl-thing, kind of a guy-thing you need!


And if his dick is a monster
If his dick is a monster
If his dick is a monster
They will give him their hearts

Howard:
Hold it! Please hold it!
My God, Madge . . . you voluptuous New York City slit . . .
Why didn't you tell me before?
It was so hard to tell with your little blousey-poo on, but . . .
Now that I see you . . . I would have helped . . .
I didn't know you were so obviously . . . PREGNANT . . .

I've got the thing you need
I am endowed beyond your wildest
Clearasil-spattered fantasies
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah . . .

Girls from all over the world
Flock to write my name on the toilet walls
Of the Whisky à Go-Go
For I am Bwana Dik
I am Bwana Dik
Me Bwana Dik
Yo! Me Bwana Dik
Say!

My dick is a monster
Give me your heart

Chorus:
Bwana Dik is a legend
Enormous thou art

Howard:
My dick is a Harley
You kick it to start

Chorus:
When Bwana Dik speaks
The heavens will part

Howard:
My dick is a dagger
I'll force it to fit
My dick is a reamer, baby
To scream up your slit

Chorus:
Steamin'!
Reamin'!
Creamin'!
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BTW> Have you ever calculated how much of you has been in you ever since getting fat? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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BTW> Have you ever calculated how much of you has been in you ever since getting fat? :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


Yeh, but only about half an inch. It's not that big a loss.

The creep factor has lowered quite a bit since I got fat. Not as much as I would like but it has. Now I end up making friends with perks and more perks and well, I feel perky all the time!!

BTW everytime I heard the Groupie Opera (or any Zappa tune that satirizes the mating game) I think, man I'm so glad I don't have to deal with that shit. I just say "hey man, ya wanna?" and I'd guess the success rate is in the 85-95 percentile range. I can't complain!


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Does it speak German?

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Sort of breaking news, but the jury in the Max Clifford sexual abuse trial today had to be sent from the court for laughing when the prosecution and defence had to discuss the dimensions of his penis.
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RETURN. OF. THE. RETURN. OF. THE. SON. OF. ONE. MORE. TIME. FOR. THE. WORLD.:

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You want a threat SpaceHead ? Come to a few neighborhoods in this town , and then we'll see just how many gun barrels fit in your mouth.

Let me just clarify what a personal threat is , SFB. It's when a person tells another person that they will personally do something harmful to the person he is speaking with.

Font Dimension :mrgreen:

Do you worry?
Do you worry and moan . . .
That the size of your font is not monstrous enough?

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