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I'm officially convinced that pictures of tattooed gentials are way more interesting than Issac.
And "All Girl Catholic Schools" are really "Lesbian Recruiting Centers."

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Christ on a titty fucking bike, this is seriously out of control now. Whether that's the right address or not, there is no way anyone should be posting personal details online like that. As for where the info came from....fuck me, words cannot explain... :(

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I'm officially convinced that pictures of tattooed gentials are way more interesting than Issac.
And "All Girl Catholic Schools" are really "Lesbian Recruiting Centers."


If I wasn't at work I would spend my whole day trying to find more pictures. And tattooed genitals are much more interesting than Eye-Sac. :wink:

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Christ on a titty fucking bike


Hahahaha. Ha. Mental imagery failing to provide coherent picture. I can see christ on a bike and jumping jesus on a pogo stick but a 'titty fucking bike' is eluding me. Is it a piece of excercise equipment or one of those recumbent jobs?

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What if you had huge and steady balls?



What are we talking about here, internal gyroscopes? Tuned mass damping? All terrain traction control? Is it worth the trouble? You'd have to get custom tailored pants for a start...


Yea but you could do some great tattoo's with your hands free to do what ever you want with them!

I have a sack full of dreams for you honey!



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What if you had huge and steady balls?



What are we talking about here, internal gyroscopes? Tuned mass damping? All terrain traction control? Is it worth the trouble? You'd have to get custom tailored pants for a start...


Yea but you could do some great tattoo's with your hands free to do what ever you want with them!

I have a sack full of dreams for you honey!


And the one liners keep cummin. This is great! :D


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"And in the event of a water landing, please remember that your balls will double as a flotation device."

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A couple of hookers were hanging out on a steetcorner when a trucker pulled up. They climbed up on the running board and looked inside, and the trucker turned on the light and pulled out his penis.

The hookers laughed shrilly as they saw the word "SHORTY" tattooed on the man's penis.

The first hooker said, "I'll take care of this one, honey, you might want to wait for a bigger challenge!"

So the first hooker climbed into the truck, and the other one returned to the corner as the truck drove away.

"See you in a couple of minutes!"

A couple of hours passed, and the second hooker was getting worried. She had already worked a half-dozen tricks and returned to the corner after each one, and the first hooker was no where to be seen.

Finally, the truck came around the corner, and dropped the first hooker off. She was completely wrecked.

"What the hell happened to you?! Did he beat you up?!"

"No! He was fantastic...!"

"Fantastic?! "SHORTY?!"

"Yeah! "SHORTY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR & GRILL, CHATTANOOGA, TENNESSEE 37401!"


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Sorry for hijacking the thread ZappasGod, but this is really entertaining. :wink: Anyone have more tatooed genital pictures? :P

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Poor "Mr. Sebastian" looks so sad!

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:? :shock: This keeps getting better. :twisted:

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hey, what's the thread pitch on that bolt? :o

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Sorry for hijacking the thread ZappasGod. :P


Don't be sorry.
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Poor "Mr. Sebastian" looks so sad!

Why? He's got 3 nuts.... :wink:

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I'm not into Piercing but that bow idea is kind of nice! that is the first feminine piercing idea I have seen.

That was a good joke btw.

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I'm not into Piercing but that bow idea is kind of nice!

Could you imagine having to do the equivalent of unlacing your shoe just to get to your junk? Seems like a recipe for disaster if you ask me. But it does look nice.

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Either that or pee all over that nice ribbon.


:D


the folks with the knots on their head is pretty scary looking could you imagine falling down drunk and landing on one of those? (I would imagine it's ball bearings making the bumps)

Ouch!

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Either that or pee all over that nice ribbon.


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the folks with the knots on their head is pretty scary looking could you imagine falling down drunk and landing on one of those? (I would imagine it's ball bearings making the bumps)

Ouch!

Maybe it's a superball.

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Boing!

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I figured Zappasgod needed some cheering up, This ought to do it.
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I figured Zappasgod needed some cheering up, This ought to do it.
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HAHAHA! Thank you Jabba. Isn't this how you got banned last time?
haha.

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I don't think so, but that's the risks I'm willing to take to make sure you're happy!

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Jabba, u r my new best friend. Maybe I shouldn't be looking at this topic while at work. Hmmm.... My coworkers seem to like it. :shock:

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My first post in this thread. Hard not to laugh. :o

Let's just say I never knew. Well maybe, sort of.


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