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 Post subject: Re: Oxymorons Phase II
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 Post subject: Re: Oxymorons Phase II
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 Post subject: Re: Oxymorons Phase II
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 Post subject: Re: Oxymorons Phase II
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Why do golfers fucking wear shoes with spikes on them? It's not like they are running or anything.

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 Post subject: Re: Oxymorons Phase II
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Why do golfers fucking wear shoes with spikes on them? It's not like they are running or anything.

Are you joking, or do you really want to know? There is a good reason.

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...moment of clarity ... a moron's moron's oxymoron...

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 Post subject: Re: Oxymorons Phase II
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Yeah, Chef Ramsey had a coronary about that one!

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 Post subject: Re: Oxymorons Phase II
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Is that an oxymoron? Sounds more like a redundant statement.

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ebick wrote:
Milton Bradley wrote:
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Is that an oxymoron? Sounds more like a redundant statement.


You are correct. I was just testing you :wink:

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