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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 11:53 am 
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You never know when it will happen, but there comes a point of time at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren’t doing anything productive for the rest of the day.

That time has come early for me today.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 26, 2009 12:52 pm 
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How to do nothing at work and still get paid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYgtUvgYi8U

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 12:53 pm 
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Why is a school zone 20 mph? That seems like the optimal cruising speed for pedophiles...

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:18 am 
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I wonder if being a "shitty little snot" is better, or worse, than being a "snotty little shit"?

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 7:52 am 
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10,080 minutes in a week. I think.
When I get to the final 30 minutes of my life I'll wonder where it all went.
Always look on the bright side of life :mrgreen:

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:00 am 
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I hate you beer! Why must you make me feel so shitty every time I drink you?!?

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 9:58 am 
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I wonder if being a "shitty little snot" is better, or worse, than being a "snotty little shit"?



Damn good question. Let me know if you come up with an answer.

I'm off to Boston Mass , to research this very topic. :mrgreen: :wink:

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dont eat bacon
worried about this buzzing in my head

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:58 pm 
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The smoke is so bad...

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The smoke is so bad...

.....and it makes my ends split.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:22 pm 
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I wonder how much a cubic mile of sunlight weighs.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 4:30 pm 
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I wonder how much a cubic mile of sunlight weighs.


That, I do not know, but look how interesting is the information of this vid:

Quantum Gravity Unification of Strong Nuclear Force
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8IcciRHGvQ

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 10:47 pm 
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Was everything really orange in the 70s, or do old colour photos turn orange?

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 9:28 am 
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Joel Osteen wrote:
I've got twenty million dollars in my heavenly bank account

I've got forty thousand french francs in my fridge.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:00 am 
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I've got five thousand rublee on my dresser...I won it in a bet with a rooskaya. :)

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:02 am 
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I would love to know what goes through a dog's mind.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 10:40 am 
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I would love to know what goes through a dog's mind.
Well, wonder no more, (great book written by a dog, scroll down on the link for a video blurb on the book, (but the wit of the dog, which is half the book, is not in the video)).

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"If you've ever wondered what your dog is thinking, Stein's third novel offers an answer. Enzo is a lab terrier mix plucked from a farm outside Seattle to ride shotgun with race car driver Denny Swift as he pursues success on the track and off. Denny meets and marries Eve, has a daughter, Zoë, and risks his savings and his life to make it on the professional racing circuit. Enzo, frustrated by his inability to speak and his lack of opposable thumbs, watches Denny's old racing videos, coins koanlike aphorisms that apply to both driving and life, and hopes for the day when his life as a dog will be over and he can be reborn a man."

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"Even the sober desire for progress is sustained by faith -- faith in the intrinsic goodness of human nature and in the omnipotence of science." -- Eric Hoffer ("The True Believer", 1951)

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 4:55 pm 
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zappagirl wrote:
I would love to know what goes through a dog's mind.

I would love to know what goes through a womans mind... Shit,I understand the dog!

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pedro1 wrote:
just plain doug wrote:
I wonder if being a "shitty little snot" is better, or worse, than being a "snotty little shit"?



Damn good question. Let me know if you come up with an answer.

I'm off to Boston Mass , to research this very topic. :mrgreen: :wink:
Oh, we have some of the best research facilities available here, Pedro1. If there is an answer to be gotten, here is where you'll find the most advanced tools to conduct your inquiry.

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thepoodlebites wrote:
zappagirl wrote:
I would love to know what goes through a dog's mind.

I would love to know what goes through a womans mind... Shit,I understand the dog!


Go ahead....you may ask me anything. :wink:

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 02, 2009 2:31 am 
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Would you like to have a head like that?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMXxvFR5zIw

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I like getting head... 8)


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Why th' fuk is everyone around here in some kinda meltdown mode ?

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 9:25 pm 
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Why th' fuk is everyone around here in some kinda meltdown mode ?


What do you mean by that? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?

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