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PostPosted: Sun Jan 26, 2003 2:15 pm 
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some guy over here got an armchair - a big comfey one,  and put a petrol engine / steering in it , took it on the roads - cool indeed but illegal , as it turned out<br><br>mungo

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    Top Signs You Bought a Bad SUV<br><br>
  • 13> Close inspection reveals it to be four Yugos duct-taped together.<br><br>
  • 12> Gas mileage is so bad you've hired a military refueling plane to taxi behind you.<br><br>
  • 11> Cheap piece of junk! The HondaPlow fell off the front after battering just a few Civics out of your way in the supermarket parking lot.<br><br>
  • 10> Fourteen cup holders, zero seats.<br><br>
  • 9> Proving the test drive was no fluke, you get pinned under it again during the drive home.<br><br>
  • 8> The free monkey the dealer tossed in to "sweeten the deal" has a wet, hacking cough.<br><br>
  • 7> Sure, it has four-wheel drive -- but only one wheel at a time.<br><br>
  • 6> Previous owner had three daughters, and your repeated cleanings fail to get the boy-band stench out of the radio.<br><br>
  • 5> Your every attempt to back out of your driveway ends in Jerry-Bruckheimer-film fiery mayhem.<br><br>
  • 4> The ozone hole following your vehicle around is a disappointing 500 yards wide.<br><br>
  • 3> Dealer replaces unsafe Firestone tires with "organic" Flintstone tires.<br><br>
  • 2> Hit the turn signal too hard and it rolls over faster than an Enrique Iglesias groupie.<br><br>and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign You Bought a Bad SUV...<br><br>
  • 1> Al Cowlings included as standard equipment.<br><br>

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;D[quote author=slime.oofytv.set link=board=general;num=1043324795;start=0#3 date=03/15/03 at 21:04:14]
    Top Signs You Bought a Bad SUV<br><br>
  • 13> Close inspection reveals it to be four Yugos duct-taped together.<br><br>
  • 12> Gas mileage is so bad you've hired a military refueling plane to taxi behind you.<br><br>
  • 11> Cheap piece of junk! The HondaPlow fell off the front after battering just a few Civics out of your way in the supermarket parking lot.<br><br>
  • 10> Fourteen cup holders, zero seats.<br><br>
  • 9> Proving the test drive was no fluke, you get pinned under it again during the drive home.<br><br>
  • 8> The free monkey the dealer tossed in to "sweeten the deal" has a wet, hacking cough.<br><br>
  • 7> Sure, it has four-wheel drive -- but only one wheel at a time.<br><br>
  • 6> Previous owner had three daughters, and your repeated cleanings fail to get the boy-band stench out of the radio.<br><br>
  • 5> Your every attempt to back out of your driveway ends in Jerry-Bruckheimer-film fiery mayhem.<br><br>
  • 4> The ozone hole following your vehicle around is a disappointing 500 yards wide.<br><br>
  • 3> Dealer replaces unsafe Firestone tires with "organic" Flintstone tires.<br><br>
  • 2> Hit the turn signal too hard and it rolls over faster than an Enrique Iglesias groupie.<br><br>and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign You Bought a Bad SUV...<br><br>
  • 1> Al Cowlings included as standard equipment.<br><br>
[/quote]<br>Laughing my ass off, Slime... ;D ;D ;D ;D

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this vehicle is a hearse for midgets,,,,

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