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the practitioner of the procedure of introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus causing rapid expansion of the lower intestinal tract, often resulting in bloating, cramping, powerful peristalsis, and complete evacuation, living outside the law in proximity to illinois


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I'm Stealing The Towels?

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I'm Stealing The Towels?

Yup!

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secretions of clear or milky white fluid from the cervix into the bottom of white or patterned sort of female person's traditional cotton undergarment, which, if left alone for a week or so, ferments into a combination of soft creamy glue the consistency of eclair filling, & a darker semi-hardened outer top layer of fudge; attempting to place it on one's head with one's ears protruding out the sides may result in a serious neck injury






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slime.oofytv.set wrote:
secretions of clear or milky white fluid from the cervix into the bottom of white or patterned sort of female person's traditional cotton undergarment, which, if left alone for a week or so, ferments into a combination of soft creamy glue the consistency of eclair filling, & a darker semi-hardened outer top layer of fudge; attempting to place it on one's head with one's ears protruding out the sides may result in a serious neck injury






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"(He told me later that the stuff in the bottom
Was like punching an eclair . . . )" :|


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I went looking for an album by Hugo Montenegro...found they had been renamed "Hugo Monteblackamerican"!

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Thanks for that Doug, i'll now be ofline for a while, as I need to mop up the coffee I sprayed all over the key board and, well everywhere.....


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