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Another non-substance gem from Trendy;"It's all about the music,which only I can only console the ZFT over caffiene in the morning,when we all (well i do) know it is the quality of the "said" product that is the main concern of me and i tell them and they (the the ZFT)respond with the Quality that should never be questioned.So i don't know why the un-faithful,can't comprehend the significance of my impotance to said product.i can only tell you that i am in constant contact about all things ZFT,as they need my guideness."

"KAPT.KIRK'S MOMENT OF CHARITY" ZFT stands for Zappa Family is Trendmongers estates.Now Trendy you just landed on Kirk's Park Place & Broadway.What! Wait till you pass go for my dough?Hell no! Your Outta'here! You don't pass go,no $200.go directly to jail!

Somewhere over the rainbow dreams come true!Trendy will be the Zappa's main squeeze and be outta' here also.

The above is fiction and is the Work of Kirk.(W/special thanks to jpd-for the quote and the Trendmonger for being the joke).
Music is the Best!FZ

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

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Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity.

"Trendy's not greasy.He don't go down easy." Kaptain's log 12/30/09

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I'm getting larger as I walk away.

movie caption is for assholes

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Arf you out of your fucking mind.

Leave the gun.........take the Cannolis

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"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."

stake of the union

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"bit of nostalgia for the old folks."

what are u a crazy or something?

so sobered, someone should sort a saucer shortly

The saying, "Foeuggin' Hell" states not just a slogan, it really is worse than that.

Since some silly lemon squeezer have phrown up them smileys, is the whole planet now a laughing stock. --Dunbar tiME!

next banter onboard

why would i ever want to be with a loser like u thats ones fun with girls sometimes SEX!!!! i iii iii mea iii i mean that

Humans to the stones, "Why aren't you like we are?"

I heard the responge (i knew), "For that we will never be hard enough."

grog and growl

mouth

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Arf you out of your fucking mind.

"People too weak to follow their own dreams will always find a way to discourage yours.”

Looking forward to a drink at a first, the best spacebar, like no-one will ever understand.

Pas op, Herrie! (dutch)

approximate translation:

- Oy!
- Help you in a minute, Mess-maker

- attention; be careful; here we go

- look at this trick then

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Kijk eens ff* na deze goozer (*effe)

Watch quickly, nonchalantly, by-the-by, that plonker over there.


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Bringing fairies along to the Netherlands.

Rockin' Rolland

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Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity.

hey nonny nonny and a hotcha-cha!

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One two, buckle my shoe!

Abbott & Costello Meet The Press

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" . . . On the outside now . . ."

"The flat blue acid is poison..."

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

" ...the brown acid that is circulating around us isn't too good."

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Stay with me flagrantly and we'll have ecstasy for all eternity.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before
(Mae West)

" It's not because you are a drug dealer that you are a bad Mom...it's because you are a bad drug dealer..."

Weeds

Get your fucking MOP out

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Arf you out of your fucking mind.

The green acid wasn't good either. I wonder if they advertised a safe color of acid.

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

Yep your showing each other Proud

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Arf you out of your fucking mind.

"I ran for 3 miles yesterday. Finally I said "Lady, take your purse, it's not worth it."

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You gotta give the people something good to read, on a Sunday

Where is the Snow we had last year

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Arf you out of your fucking mind.