Apropos, no price for the most boring post, and this applies for almost all his letters:
Billy Toys the Enigmatic Banned wrote:
There's a promise of a warm and beautiful spring day late this morning here on the coast of England where my friends Aragorn, Legolas and Gimly have just stranded after somehow crossing the channel. And look who has come to say hallo to us? Merlin and the Amazons from Epic Forest.
"..Merlin!"
"..Gandalf!"
DJee, "Hocus-pocus, why is you standing under that only rain cloud on the Isle? You know nuffin, do Ya?"
/V\, "That's right. How the ship on your shoulder has brought the lot of you save and dry over will be a riddle for generations to ponder upon. I would give me friend a slap on his back if the imp wasn't showing off its teeth. - So, since the welcome procedure has gone off well 'n' wet enough, I hadn't a shower in the last five minutes, let me inquire how it is with Shadowfax, your pygmy zimm-zala-bimm tricycle? I trust the comrades abracadabra seven of hearts, cubes and seas know all knicks & knacks of the bri'ish way of a fair sleight-of-hand?"
DJee, "We are all ready to wager everything and win juniper, the Jack-of-Plots. I wouldn't wonder if your mp-phree gadget later renders finger-snip war-shouts for orks and kestrels."
/V\, "Yeah, I see. Some plans from the ordinary for t'day, something one couldn't have possibly dreamed of, say?"
DJee, "Me has been phinking of carrying the crown jewels from Buckingham Place to Abbadeen to show Scotland Yard that the british people at least don't have to worry, because since it's kind of May that we might jump via the Shetland Islands, Ice- and Greenland over to hooooieeehhh China in one wooshy swoop, what you say now? I see you dumbfounded, i daresay it can be done drifting on the high atmosphericalllll jets. When we have relished in a really hearty brilliant breakfast that is."
/V\, "You spent too much time with'em Hobbits, meFriend. And what is it we gonna play in the porcelain shop, Domino, p'r'aps?"
DJee, "Preciselessly, Gimly nicks a pebble or slaps a slab-stone and complete the Chinese Wall is bound to crumble stunning-stylee. Might be even filmed from out the ISS."
/V\, "`kay cookie."
A, "O-oh, our amazing bright musician has just voiced the very word."
G, "By Thor, I can discern some bustles and clangings."
L, "No panic, it's just that the fair maids are sprinkling the icy cake."
/V\, "So what is we waiting for, the weather or what? Around the world in eighty and eight grand-piano notes."
Djee, "....raindrops keep falling on me hat.."
"Shut up."
"Pack it in."
"The weather forecasters got it almost correct."
"Do you know the diff'rences from Summer and Winter?
"Do tell us."
"In Summer is the rain a little warmer."
"You pay for the next grog."
have from a trusted well that he got his award, effectually every day here. Why smart forumers not treat their neighbour in kind measure? and instead?
tyehe, of how I got that "..haven't had a shower in the last five minutes" would be too much of a thing to tell. So in effect all the rest since we is all alone for how long. What i'd like to express here in a few powerful words is, be more at your ease and see wohappens. And oy, reprimand others when they ..ah you know.
The world is waiting there for you, can't you feel it anymore? --Robert Plant
So, now, let me speak to the clouds once more. Maybe will they tell where it is somewhat warmer.
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