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Plook
PostPosted: Mon Feb 28, 2011 5:35 pm 
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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
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He more than likely got more brain than you too put all in one :D

Thats a funny quote cleo,how many Welch peat pickin' people helped you with it? :wink: :D :mrgreen:



How many Cleons does it take to screw a light bulb in...we aren't sure since he hasn't figured out how to make it stay in the candle holder... :mrgreen:
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Plook wrote:
KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
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He more than likely got more brain than you too put all in one :D

Thats a funny quote cleo,how many Welch peat pickin' people helped you with it? :wink: :D :mrgreen:



How many Cleons does it take to screw a light bulb in...we aren't sure since he hasn't figured out how to make it stay in the candle holder... :mrgreen:

Nothing comes up when he searches for the perpetual tallow and wick appliance.Except see; peat,bog,fire,cavemen,and a little avatar.... :idea: with the clue inside! But he missed that one to. :wink: :mrgreen:

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Not doing very good proves how fuck stupid you pair pair of Assholes really are :smoke:

Like i said he more than likely got more brain than you pair of Dumb Fucks put together.

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Not doing very good proves how fuck stupid you pair pair of Assholes really are :smoke:

Like i said he more than likely got more brain than you pair of Dumb Fucks put together.




Come now Cleon, that shit was funny I don't care who you are... :wink:
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If you don't have anything good to say, don't say anything at all... :smoke:
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Plook wrote:
If you don't have anything good to say, don't say anything at all... :smoke:


That's pure censorship.

What if Zappa lived by that philosophy? Songs like Mom And Dad, for example, would not exist.


"Express yourself"
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downer mydnyte wrote:
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If you don't have anything good to say, don't say anything at all... :smoke:


That's pure censorship.

What if Zappa lived by that philosophy? Songs like Mom And Dad, for example, would not exist.


"Express yourself"



Personally I like to create discourse and say bad shit all the time, life is pretty boring if everyone is farting rose peddels... :smoke:
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Roses are red violets are blue this fart is brown and i'm sorry it sprayed on you... :smoke:
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