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 Post subject: Jury Duty
PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:21 pm 
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so today I got a summons.

Funny it was also my first day back to work after 7 months. I got hit by a prick in a Mercedes who wasn't even looking. He was looking to see if the restaurant was still open. (said so in the police report)

So from what I have learned is this mother fucker is going to get off with only his insurance picking up the tab yet I can't even grab a Cantaloupe from the bottom shelf without out asking for help. This piece of shit should lose his house with a pool. (in Clayton Ca) and his ugly Mercedes too!

So I am going to show up in my 700 dollar suit and a WSJ under my arm. Acting all Ronny Reagan is god and get on the good side of what ever piece of shit defends the rich asshole.

Then show up and fuck him!

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 Post subject: Re: Jury Duty
PostPosted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:05 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Jury Duty
PostPosted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 10:14 am 
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Huck_Phlem wrote:
so today I got a summons.

Funny it was also my first day back to work after 7 months. I got hit by a prick in a Mercedes who wasn't even looking. He was looking to see if the restaurant was still open. (said so in the police report)

So from what I have learned is this mother fucker is going to get off with only his insurance picking up the tab yet I can't even grab a Cantaloupe from the bottom shelf without out asking for help. This piece of shit should lose his house with a pool. (in Clayton Ca) and his ugly Mercedes too!

So I am going to show up in my 700 dollar suit and a WSJ under my arm. Acting all Ronny Reagan is god and get on the good side of what ever piece of shit defends the rich asshole.

Then show up and fuck him!

Boooya!


not to be insensitive, but isnt that WHY we have insurance? to cover for damage we may cause, whether it be to property or personal injury? and if you pay a good premium, they will cover many thousands of dollars so it would never come out of your own pocket. right?


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 Post subject: Re: Jury Duty
PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 2:07 am 
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we have insurance to make insurance companies rich. it's the 'Murikan way.

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 Post subject: Re: Jury Duty
PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 6:35 am 
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WaspManwMetalWings wrote:
we have insurance to make insurance companies rich. it's the 'Murikan way.

yea we make em rich, but they also prevent us from going bankrupt when we accidentally drive into a house and kill an entire family


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 Post subject: Re: Jury Duty
PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 7:25 am 
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Hey, I only did that a couple of times.

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 Post subject: Re: Jury Duty
PostPosted: Wed May 11, 2011 11:29 am 
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I drove into a Greek Orthodox church, once, but no-one was hurt.

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 Post subject: Re: Jury Duty
PostPosted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 7:01 pm 
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just plain doug wrote:
I drove into a Greek Orthodox church, once, but no-one was hurt.

That's nothin'! I drove a Greek Orthodox church into a car, once, and everyone was hurt.

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