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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 4:26 am 
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 6:54 am 
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 7:08 am 
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Piss on my feet one more time, and you're gone!

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 1:30 pm 
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Not tonight Sniffles, I have a headache.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 2:05 pm 
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Bob Barker told me to be sure to have my pet spayed or neutered.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 3:11 pm 
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Come to Mama big boy... :smoke:


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PostPosted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 10:59 pm 
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Close yer mouth, yer attractin' flies!

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 16, 2011 6:01 pm 
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Barf my granny up.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:10 pm 
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"This is a very confusing universe indeed! Dont´cha agree, Bob?"


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PostPosted: Fri Jun 17, 2011 10:13 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 2:14 am 
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You can't say that!

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:02 am 
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Ever heard of the Discworld novels?
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 7:55 am 
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Forget it!

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 08, 2011 8:48 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 4:10 pm 
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I'll be harder than yer husband to get along with.
Harder than yer husband every night.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 5:03 pm 
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Mrs Paul's fish sticks, does yours?

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 21, 2011 1:27 pm 
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Would you go all the way?...

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:32 am 
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She said her stereo was four-way. An' I'd just love it in her room.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:38 am 
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And on guitar we have Sophia Warren!


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 4:41 am 
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She said Dinah-Moe might win the bet, but she could use a little OW! if I wasn't done yet.


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2011 12:13 pm 
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That will be 10 marks!

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 5:13 pm 
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And find a place to park itself ?


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I got me 3 beers and a fistfull of downs and I'm gonna get ripped so fuck you clowns!

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2011 7:44 pm 
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"did you say you want some more well, here's some more"

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Crazy horses all got riders and they're you and I.

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