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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 1:36 am 
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BBP wrote:
Many men with two garages only have a bicycle parked in them.


I heard that in a film only recently, what is it from BBP?

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 3:41 am 
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I heard it on Man About The House. The series.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 2:43 pm 
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Just a note to movie buffs; Today,56 yrs.ago,James Dean was in the crash that took his life.The car was a Porche hybred of the time. :cry:

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 6:33 pm 
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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
Just a note to movie buffs; Today,56 yrs.ago,James Dean was in the crash that took his life.The car was a Porche hybred of the time. :cry:



My wife and I central coast often and go by the site of the accident at times, we were just there in August, it is still a dangerous stretch of road even with the upgrades.


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Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat oysters?
Antoninus: When I have them, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat snails?
Antoninus: No, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?
Antoninus: No, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?
Antoninus: Yes, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals.
Antoninus: It could be argued so, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: My robe, Antoninus. My taste includes both snails and oysters.

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Rug Daniels is dead.
Gee, that's tough.
Don't get hysterical. :mrgreen:


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Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear!
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Batiatus: A good body with a dull brain is as cheap as life itself.

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"I ask for nothing, Master."
"And you shall receive it in abundance!
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"What seems to be the trouble, Captain?"
(The Trouble With Harry)

-Just checking...
-Everything all-right?
-Yep, two corpses, everything's fine.

-Wadsworth, am I right in thinking there's nobody else in this house?
-No.
-Then there is someone else in the house.
-No, sorry, I said no meaning yes.
-No meaning yes? Look, I want a straight answer: is there someone else or isn't there, yes or no?
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-No there is, or no there isn't?
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Gracchus: This republic of ours is something like a rich widow. Most Romans love her as their mother but Crassus dreams of marrying the old girl to put it politely.

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"After you've taken as many drugs as I have, you get used to the sight of your deceased grandmother crawling up your leg with a knife in her teeth!"
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Where the Buffao Roam - on the Superbowl
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He became a man the day of the greatest game he ever played. Everything he ever knew about common decency and morality he learned that day in December from Alan "The Horse" Ameche; and today in the Superbowl he would earn his wings. The crowd had assembled; a crowd of America's elite. Toyata salesmen from all around the country - orientals and even those suspected of being orientals - stacked on the thirty yard line watching him sweat and wipe caked blood from his face. The Gallo brothers - Ernest and Julio - party guys who had skinned a few Mexicans and forced them to carry them on their shoulders down to the pre-game tailgate parties at the colosseum. The Pepsi and Coca Cola bottlers of America - Coke adds life; It's the real thing - bombarded by missiles; flying flaming matchbook covers. The waterheads from General Motors up in the top seats where they belong; getting the worst of the pollution. All sorts of weird motherfuckers were at the game.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 04, 2011 7:14 am 
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BBP wrote:
I heard it on Man About The House. The series.


That was it.

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"I know good policemen that have gone after Arthur Daley and come back broken men"

Chisholm from Minder (TV Series)

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How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me? :smoke:


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Harry Callahan: May I make a statement, McKay?
Capt McKay: Go ahead!
Harry Callahan: Your mouthwash ain't makin' it.

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Don't you think it's funny that if I grab a woman's ass and she punches me, she's fighting for her rights, but if a faggot grabs my ass and I punch his lights out, I'm a homophobe?


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I've... never killed a man.
I beg your pardon?
I said I never killed a man.
I didn't ask if you had.
You asked why I thought I was qualified, I think of that as qualification.
And I'm just wondering why that in particular strikes you as an important qualification for semen donation.
I would say thats a big fucking qualification - excuse me, a very important qualification.
No one's ever said that before.
Have you ever asked?
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Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No, I don't think I do, sir, no.
General Jack D. Ripper: He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians. They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

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We're not talking about how long you're gonna live, we're talking about how slow you're gonna die. :twisted:


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TV Series Bottom;

Richie: Are you calling me a liar?

Dick: No, I'm calling you a tosser.

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Planes, Trains & Automobiles;
Del: Six bucks and my right nut says we're not landing in Chicago

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"We need a bigger boat..."

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Plook wrote:
"We need a bigger boat..."

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It's actually "We gonna need a bigger boat." :smoke:


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