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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:46 pm 
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When I fart I notice a noxious oder, is there any way to clear this problem up?

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:48 pm 
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downer mydnyte wrote:
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The Humane Society refused to euthanize my Trader Joe's Maple Pecan Granola cereal.


You can't kill what's already dead. DON'T BURY IT! Granola cereal Zombies can only be dealt with by drowning them in chitlin-flavored lemonade extract.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:39 pm 
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I was just testing you, Cal. I already drowned them with the extract. Now I know your legit.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 14, 2011 7:48 pm 
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If someone tricks out a beat up rusty '75 Pinto with a spoiler and rims & tires, is that white trash, ghetto, or other?

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 7:19 am 
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Everytime I go into chat no one is there? Any suggestions?

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 8:01 am 
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What do I do when a housemate uses the warm water tap while I'm in the shower thus getting freezing water over me without expecting it?

Should I post my Baddy vd Spacebro comic?

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:12 am 
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Plook wrote:
If someone tricks out a beat up rusty '75 Pinto with a spoiler and rims & tires, is that white trash, ghetto, or other?

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Other. Them Paris folk'll be all over it next year.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 19, 2011 9:13 am 
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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh wrote:
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Everytime I go into chat no one is there? Any suggestions?

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Well that should tell you something right there.

(You could actually post over here in the chat thread and let people know.)

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 20, 2011 7:04 am 
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Dear Cal

I am having trouble sending photos of my weiner to random women on line since no camera known to man has the mega pixel capability to capture the whole enchilada, what is a a guy to do?

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2011 9:37 am 
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Dear Cal,

I keep getting random pictures of some dude's johnson in my email.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:34 pm 
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Plook wrote:
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I am having trouble sending photos of my weiner to random women on line since no camera known to man has the mega pixel capability to capture the whole enchilada, what is a a guy to do?

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Mega pixels denote clarity, not size. Right there is why you got caught in this deceit of a lie within a web of falseness.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:36 pm 
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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh wrote:
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I keep getting random pictures of some dude's johnson in my email.

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You might want to consider legal action. Or share said photos with the forum for a good giggle.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 5:39 pm 
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Cal,
What do I do when a housemate uses the warm water tap while I'm in the shower thus getting freezing water over me without expecting it?

Should I post my Baddy vd Spacebro comic?


I'll answer the 2nd part first. You've already done that.

The 1st part? I guess the best answer would be better plumbing, but if you're not financially sound enough for that, I'd say take said housemate down with a trip, and omaplata them until they stop doing it.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 9:09 pm 
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Dear Cal

Someone told me I could use the Intrs-nets, can I catch fissh with it?

Sign Me somethin fishy going on

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:25 am 
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Dear Cal,

My dog has no nose. How does he smell?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:57 am 
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Dear Cal,
where is Gadaffi?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:56 am 
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Plook wrote:
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Someone told me I could use the Intrs-nets, can I catch fissh with it?

Sign Me somethin fishy going on

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Just for the halibut, I'm not going to answer that question.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:56 am 
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Sam I Am wrote:
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My dog has no nose. How does he smell?

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Awful!

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 11:59 am 
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Caputh wrote:
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where is Gadaffi?

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Bottle bank, the desert, Libya


He's at the Sands, doing Dylan covers.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:39 pm 
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Very emotional Dylan covers.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:27 pm 
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Dear Cal

Why is it so hard to get forum members across the country to met for a free meal?

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:06 pm 
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Sam I Am wrote:
Very emotional Dylan covers.


He's like a faucet during "Libya Let Me Follow You Down".

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:07 pm 
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Plook wrote:
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Why is it so hard to get forum members across the country to met for a free meal?

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Eating Alone


They've read your posts?

Haha, I kid (a little), maybe the right people don't see the messages at the right time.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:30 pm 
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calvin2hikers wrote:
Plook wrote:
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Why is it so hard to get forum members across the country to met for a free meal?

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Eating Alone


They've read your posts?

Haha, I kid (a little), ...

Nyuck, Nyuck Nyuck!

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calvin2hikers wrote:
Plook wrote:
Dear Cal

Why is it so hard to get forum members across the country to met for a free meal?

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Eating Alone


They've read your posts?

Haha, I kid (a little), ...

Nyuck, Nyuck Nyuck!

Zzzzzzzziiing!

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