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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 9:00 am 
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Dear Cal,

By accident I took my wife's credit card this morning. What should I do?

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 6:47 pm 
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Dear Cal,

Where were you when the lights went out?

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:11 pm 
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Galoot Co-Log-Nuh wrote:
Dear Cal,

By accident I took my wife's credit card this morning. What should I do?

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Spend like a madman, blame it on thieves

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:12 pm 
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sabrinaIII wrote:
Dear Cal,

Where were you when the lights went out?


In Georgia. They hung an innocent man, but I didn't like him much.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 7:58 am 
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Dear Cal

There are so many investment possibilities out there, where do you rcommend I invest my piggy bank money?

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 8:48 am 
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Dear Cal,
Was the guy they got in Sirte a double (or a treble)?
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Confused, Misrata (btw, "misraten" means something that has not been successfully achieved in German)

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:14 am 
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Plook wrote:
Dear Cal

There are so many investment possibilities out there, where do you rcommend I invest my piggy bank money?

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1. Put it all on the Washington Generals ("They're due!")

2. Send it to me, I'll invest it wisely* (*no guarantee and I'll probably just spend it all on blow and hookers)

3. Civil War Chess Sets

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 9:15 am 
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Caputh wrote:
Dear Cal,
Was the guy they got in Sirte a double (or a treble)?
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Confused, Misrata (btw, "misraten" means something that has not been successfully achieved in German)


We established days before the event that he was at the Sands in Vegas doing Dylan covers. Would he give up that gig to go get killed in his hometown? Phhht.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 8:33 am 
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Dear Cal,

I am stuck in traffic with someone in front of me who has XTC's Making Plans for Nigel on infinite repeat.
What should I do?

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:14 pm 
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I haven't heard the song so it can't be good. Ram them until it stops.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:51 pm 
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Dear Cal

I’m considering become a Bee keeper, to Bee or not to Bee, that is the question?

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:08 am 
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Dear Cal,
I want to know who Trendmonger is.
Should I start a new topic with that as a question or do you know who he is. His first name is Gary isn't it and I know that Gail has addressed him at least once.
Is he in any way connected to the ZFT or just a complete twat?

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 3:59 pm 
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Plook wrote:
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I’m considering become a Bee keeper, to Bee or not to Bee, that is the question?

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The bee industry is glutted with keepers right now. I'd look into possibly whale spotting or gingko sniffer.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 4:00 pm 
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thenoisydrum wrote:
Dear Cal,
I want to know who Trendmonger is.
Should I start a new topic with that as a question or do you know who he is. His first name is Gary isn't it and I know that Gail has addressed him at least once.
Is he in any way connected to the ZFT or just a complete twat?

Yours sincerely

TND


Uh, so solly senor, me not understanda the inglais

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 4:19 pm 
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calvin2hikers wrote:

Uh, so solly senor, me not understanda the inglais


Dear cal. Did you just turn Asian or Latino? So solly,but I gotsta know.

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KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
calvin2hikers wrote:

Uh, so solly senor, me not understanda the inglais


Dear cal. Did you just turn Asian or Latino? So solly,but I gotsta know.


Nyet, befälhavare på båt.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:46 pm 
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calvin2hikers wrote:
KAPT.KIIRK wrote:
calvin2hikers wrote:

Uh, so solly senor, me not understanda the inglais


Dear cal. Did you just turn Asian or Latino? So solly,but I gotsta know.


Nyet, befälhavare på båt.

Dear cal ,would Yo Mama slap you for saying that?

Befuddled & illitorate in The Haight.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 9:52 am 
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dear cal, is it true that last xmas is pure evil and that it can possess your soul? if yes, where can i find help?


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:09 am 
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Gwonam wrote:
dear cal, is it true that last xmas is pure evil and that it can possess your soul? if yes, where can i find help?


Equating any song by Wham! to evil is an untruth. You must let it wash over you and elate your day.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 1:56 pm 
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Dear Cal

Has Halloween become a meaningless commercialized Holiday with at any substance?

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 3:07 pm 
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Has Halloween become a meaningless commercialized Holiday with at any substance?

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They all are! It's the government's attempt to keep us all mollified while they screw us over royally! All holidays are like that! It's a conspiracy of EPIC proportions!

But give me a Mounds bar, and I'm happy.

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 1:49 pm 
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Dear Cal

You being the all knowing one, what is your forcast for this Winter?

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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 1:53 pm 
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Plook wrote:
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You being the all knowing one, what is your forcast for this Winter?

Sign Me Popsicle Toes


WTF? You live in California, you douc....um, I predict coldness here in the mid-west followed by coldness.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:45 am 
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Dear Cal

What would the proper clothing for a Midwest Winter?

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Dear Cal,
In connection with Plook's erudite query...
Is climate change merely a myth, invented by greedy scientists? Or are the critics even more greedy than the scientists they claim are greedy?

Signed,
should I buy woolen underwear or a mankini?

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